The Zarth E-Harem Thread

Because I'm kind of curious to see who else wants to join....

*raises hand* I would

Aw, fuck.

FLAG

Nice.

What are you going to do, spank me?

Yes. As a matter of fact, I will.

Nicer.

can I watch?

eHarem managment is a delicate task, best done under the covers, rather than in the harsh, hungover light of Sunday morning.

I think there is no surer sign that my fifteen minutes are up than the existence of this thread.

That being said, before I disappear into pathetic obscurity, I want to honor the following women. I love you all. And by "love" I mean "want to fuck stupid."

Luxt first. She knows why.

Then, in alphabetical order, past and present, the lovely
AnchorHope, who is simply adorable,
avalonchase, who is both sweet and brazen,
BrightRedScream, who rocks,
CherishChain, about whom not enough good could possibly be said,
cherryblossoms, who's fucking hot,
CockZombie, of the awesome rack and oral fixation,
Doodlebug, good god,
FreeBird70285, of the other awesome rack and oral fixation,
imprettywhenilie, she's pretty when she lies,
Jynee, good god,
Kleio, funny, clever, well-endowed, and frequently naked,
MaliceOrchid, who's also fucking hot,
margate, beautiful and perverted,
McRoger, who's hot and willing,
MistakesMade, who seems quite tasty indeed,
Ms_Magdalena, also about whom not enough good could possibly be said,
Nea, who's also hot and willing,
NotoriousCAT, who also rocks,
Phantasy, she knows why,
PresidentNumber2, who is simply awesome and hot,
PRockGirlScout, who would expertly verbally abuse me for being put on this list,
robotsatemyhair, for her beautifully twisted mind,
sillyokio, awesomesauce,
Sinope, who's simply gorgeous, and
Tuesday_Lee, of the unspeakably awesome ass.

And, of course, aleksa, who's now in a heap of trouble. Don't plan on being able to sit down for the week of April 7th through the 13th.

I'm sure I'm forgetting some important ones. But since I'm about to go down the tubes I'm sure it doesn't matter.

Aww Zarth- we "love" you too

FUCK YOU Zarth!

How could you!

*sobs*

I'm not on...

*sobs*

*runs out*

you are not going to fade into obscurity




*does happy dance for you*

Aw, for the love of - here come the waterworks!

BWAHAHAHAHA!

-TM

I'm pretty sure I am, but I'll take that happy dance anyway. It makes my pants too small.

"Frequently naked?" Honey... I'm always naked!

Besides. I think there are plenty of depths of notoriety that you have yet to explore.

I'm pretty sure I've seen you wearing a scarf.

It doesn't count if it's not covering the good bits.

A lady never reveals everything.

I can't remember the last time I was accused of being a lady.

And that's why I love you. As it were.

Honey, if I'm ever lucky enough to get my pasty ass to Washington, you're getting pounced good.

Or if I ever get off my own pasty ass and actually do my TransContinental Sex Tour . . .

Actually, I'd lay my money on you getting a job that consumes your time and your soul and you have no time for computers outside the work day, and they will have firewalls with SG filtered.

Oh, and by the way, BITCH!

*exits*

Getting a job? Me? Ha! Shows what you know. I'm unemployable.