are you a porn star?

[Edited on Nov 06, 2005 by CrazyWhiteGirl]

No.

I plead the 5th

Yes. I think they use the video I was in, "Pasty, Flabby, & Hairy White Asses 26", as a means of coercion down in Guantanamo Bay. Something about the Muslim aversion to ham, I think...

ha!

Where can I get a copy?

that site is one sleezy joint. id suggest you ignore it.

my ex said she "lost" something we co-directed. How the fuck do you loose something like that?
The sanctity of my balls feels threatened.

Yeah it's guh rooooooooooss!

One of my dirtbag friends once totally switched out a porn tape I made with my girlfriend. He put it in the case of a soccer video I had, and then asked to borrow the tape. We found out later when she asked to see it, and a soccer video came on instead.

Oops, sorry, that was in Trainspotting. I get these things confused sometimes. That movie's just like my life, except I'm not Scottish, I've never done heroin, and I don't really look like Ewan McGregor. Other than that, it's a perfect match.

[Edited on Nov 06, 2005 by jake_lex]

You guys should probably remove the url from the quoted posts.

I didn't post a URL but whatever.

*BAND*

me and my ex girlfriend took some pics while having sex... very exciting i still have the camera and i havent developed the pics yet... mind you this was almost a year ago when we did this

I could use the money...

and the sex too I guess

Look up, genius. ^^^ Dani quoted you before Tuffy edited, you quoted again.

Dot com is for all intents and purposes a url.

[Edited on Nov 06, 2005 by BillHaverchuck]

nope sorry to disappoint you

I am soooooooooooooooooo sorry. God I suck at life!

*dies*

naw, but it would be fun,
sometimes i try to have sex like one if that counts

Yes

He was trying to help. Read the FAQ lately?

Don't be so dramatic and sarcastic. Just accept that you forgot one of the cardinal rules of SG and move on.

I love CrazyWhiteGirl!! I'd buy her porn!!!

Dude your here!!

We posted at the same time