Finding strange things attractive

I was just wondering, and hoping this isn't too weird, what strange things people find attractive. For me it's

1. Girls chewing
2. Girls with prams
3. Girls on bikes

The third one drives me crazy, it's an instant hard-on to see a girl riding a bike, no matter how unnattractive women look as soon as they are on a bike I think such dirty thoughts.

This is a fucking weird thread, and that thing about bikes is pretty creepy and I think you are a huge pervert.

That said, girls with a lisp totally turn me on. Especially if they have a vibrating butt plug up my ass.

My girl friend thinks I'm hot, and I fart in my sleep.

a girl was riding her bike toward me yesterday while wearing a low-cut shirt and i saw a boob.

A cute girl rode her bike past me once and in the back of my mind, I was like, "If she falls off her bike, I'll have a reason to talk to her."

10 seconds later, she fell off her bike. I was like "!!!!!" and ran home so that my telekinetic sex drive could hurt no one else.

Guys who smoke. Not really strange, but a nasty habit to be attracted to.

+1

(For the lisp thing, not the vibrating butt plug thing. Oh alright, put me down for that too).

Scars. There's a girl I know who went through a pane of glass, and now has a web of fine scars across her forehead - she's unspeakably beautiful.

I've always had a thing for lazy eyes. I find it incredibly cute.

And uncircumsized penis. I ♥ teh turtleneck.

double post.

Women playing the cello or the banjo. Also, women brushing their teeth.

This thread is strangely attractive.

ha, its ok. i love that too. the smell of cigarettes and booze on a guy drives me wild.

Guys with braces on their teeth.

Edit: Girls also.

You made her fall off her bike and you didn't even talk to her!?




But I'm going to have to second jamesw's scars. My exboy has a scar under his lip, and I think it's extremely attractive.

Edited to say: This isn't a physical thing, but the minute some one says they like anything out of David Bowie's Berlin trilogy the most, I'm down for the count.

What is a pram?

I looked it up on Dictionary.com and got this:

So either you're talking about something completely different, or you have got one weird fetish, man.

I believe that on your planet it is referred to as a baby carriage.

Get a pair of replacement panties ready.

Girls in hats, (berets and beanies a favourite,)
Geeky girls, esp. in glasses,
Lisps
Freckles
Tattoos (hence being a member here,)

and rather oddly, girls whose two front teeth are overlapped by the ones either side. (Don't ask me to explain, I have no idea why.)

So my ideal woman would be a tattood, possibly pierced, glasses wearing geek with freckles and a lisp, who's teeth overlap and has a penchent for wearing berets and/or beanies. HAWT!!

Hmm... all suggestions welcome. (If she had Dark brown eyes and olive skin, there's a non-zero possibility that I'd propose as long as she was cool.)