How about some Camel Toe?

My guess would be that he's a fan of vacuum pumping for size, and that's a picture fresh out of the tube with the lube still on. The puffy-yet-not-erect look with the swell behind the glans is the classic sign.

This page did not yet have this picture on it, so I am doing my civic duty by quoting it. You can all thank me later.

Ach! mein eyes

I think it looks like a manatee

i guess the follow up question to this would be... how the fuck do you know so much about the state of a penis after being removed from a pump?

As I've said elsewhere on these boards before:
http://www.thundersplace.com/
...for open forums of all things penis enlargement.
Some methods actually do work, contrary to what you've been told for years. Pumps kind of do, if you're willing to end up with a wang that looks like that.

is it wrong that i find this thread to be extremely amusing? b/c if it is, i don't want to be right.

[Edited on Mar 10, 2006 by 1stXer]

Haha i remember that! That tasteless tatto thread was classic.

I keep two under mine in case one balls out.

ZE GOGGLES! ZEY DO NAZING!

gross me out!!!

two years ago and some fucker had to revive it.

shame on you.. shame!

I tired to ignore it and not comment on it, but how can't you! look at it!! You don't wanna look at it because it's gross, but then your kinda interested, because your trying to figure out what's wrong with the thing.

[Edited on Mar 12, 2006 by cidrock]

im surprised no one else has put this up (though there is a broken img link knocking about)