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B_Werner

B_Werner

Philadelphia, PA
February 2006

MAY 08, 2006 11:40 AM

Every once in a while, something pops up to remind us that the end of civilization is near. One example is The Anna Nicole Show. Another might be the popularity of Tenacious D. Prepare yourself for another pop culture tragedy in the form of VH-1's SuperGroup; the newest installment in VH-1's steadfast mission to create the worst television humanity can handle. (See: The Flavor of Love).

Because I've long since proven myself incapable of promoting content using all-caps, I'll let VH-1 fill you in on this project themselves:

Ted Nugent, Scott Ian, Sebastian Bach, Evan Seinfeld and Jason Bonham, are poised to re-conquer the rock world (and hopefully spread a little debauchery and black leather in the process) in the ultimate musical experiment. SUPERGROUP will bring together these five hard rocking icons and present them with the opportunity to create the heaviest SUPERGROUP. Ultimately viewers will see whether or not band will come together as hard rock´s saviors or simply implode.



Fuck it, I'm excited now! While the press release's content may read like the subplot of an episode of The Simpsons, it is in fact quite real. Filming for SUPERGROUP began back in February and the band, named
Damnocracy, even played a one-off show in Las Vegas in March. Who's that, you ask? SUPERGROUP!

OK, sorry, trying to contain my overhwhelming excitment here. Whew. A step back, a breather.

In a desperate attempt to salvage the attention spans of male viewers, one of the episodes of SUPERGROUP features Seinfeld's wife – porn star Tera Patrick – hanging out with Bach's wife (and manager) Maria for a photo session. SUPERGROUP! (Oh, God, sorry about that.)

The show premieres Thursday, May 18 at 10 PM. Click here for an unnecessarily large portrait of, ummm, hold on a second here...SuperGroup.

How did I restrain myself just now, you ask? I pictured these guys playing stadium anthems from decades past, and it did wonders for stamping out my enthusiasm.

mitchclem

mitchclem

San Antonio, TX
August 2005

MAY 08, 2006 04:11 PM

What the hell do you have against Tenacious D?

luckybestwash

luckybestwash

Valley Village, CA
OLD SKOOL

MAY 08, 2006 04:14 PM

I'm an editor on Flavor of Love and proud of it. If you have anthing you would like to say, I'd love to hear it.

ChazStrummer

ChazStrummer

Cedartown, GA
OLD SKOOL

MAY 08, 2006 04:19 PM

"reconquer the rock world"? whatever

Moonrabbit

Moonrabbit

Vancouver, BC
February 2005

MAY 08, 2006 04:23 PM

mitchclem said:
What the hell do you have against Tenacious D?



Yeah! Lay off the D! The D is cool!
Tenacious D is more SG-worthy than most of the crap news I've seen posted on this site in the last week.


[Edited on May 08, 2006 7:24PM]

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

MAY 08, 2006 04:28 PM

luckybestwash said:
I'm an editor on Flavor of Love and proud of it. If you have anthing you would like to say, I'd love to hear it.


Psst. Tough guy posturing isn't very intimidating on the internet.


Callahan

Callahan

Seattle, WA
February 2005

MAY 08, 2006 04:32 PM

Yeah man, Tenacious D is fucking awesome.

Woooonder boooy....what is the secret of your powers...

Idjit

Idjit

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

MAY 08, 2006 04:33 PM

Should I know who Evan Seinfeld is?

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

MAY 08, 2006 04:36 PM

Idjiit said:
Should I know who Evan Seinfeld is?


According to AMG, he was the bassist in Biohazard.

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

MAY 08, 2006 04:37 PM

So... no.

Idjit

Idjit

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

MAY 08, 2006 04:37 PM

So the answer would be "no", then. wink

Margot_Dent

Margot_Dent

Los Angeles, CA
February 2004

MAY 08, 2006 04:39 PM

mitchclem said:
What the hell do you have against Tenacious D?


seriously!

luckybestwash

luckybestwash

Valley Village, CA
OLD SKOOL

MAY 08, 2006 04:41 PM

Keith said:

luckybestwash said:
I'm an editor on Flavor of Love and proud of it. If you have anthing you would like to say, I'd love to hear it.


Psst. Tough guy posturing isn't very intimidating on the internet.




I'm not posturing. I'm totally down for some civil discourse on my show. I would like to know if the author has any concrete argument against the show, or if he's just making a joke at the expense of it.

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

MAY 08, 2006 04:45 PM

I only know who he is because he was in Fuck. That's also where I learned who Tera Patrick is. I became intensely interested in one of them...

And Sebastian Bach plays a recurring character on Gilmore Girls and is thus awesome.

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

MAY 08, 2006 04:46 PM

And I offer my support of B_Werner with regards to Tenacious D.

PerilSensitive

PerilSensitive

Houston, TX
March 2003

MAY 08, 2006 04:52 PM

Flavor Flav is automatic must-watch TV for me.

mellisa

mellisa

Chicago, IL
March 2005

MAY 08, 2006 04:58 PM

Idjiit said:
Should I know who Evan Seinfeld is?



He played Jaz Hoyt on HBO's "OZ" , so maybe?

Idjit

Idjit

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

MAY 08, 2006 05:05 PM

mellisa said:

Idjiit said:
Should I know who Evan Seinfeld is?



He played Jaz Hoyt on HBO's "OZ" , so maybe?



Never heard of it.

supergp

supergp

Seattle, WA
February 2003

MAY 08, 2006 05:06 PM

The show premieres Thursday, May 18 at 10 PM. Click here for an unnecessarily large portrait of, ummm, hold on a second here...SuperGroup.



Looks like anorexic girls straddling an ugly motorcycle.

MC_escher

MC_escher

Irvine, CA
May 2003

MAY 08, 2006 05:34 PM

We all have the right to think that Tenacious D is dumb. I choose to exercise that right.

jrave

jrave

Italy
January 2004

MAY 08, 2006 05:48 PM

damn, and here i was hoping some of these guys would have to get McJobs or something....

troublekicker

troublekicker

I'm lost
March 2006

MAY 08, 2006 06:03 PM

OH NO! Not the NUGE!

B_Werner

B_Werner

Philadelphia, PA
February 2006

MAY 08, 2006 06:04 PM

What do I have against Tenacious D? Nothing personally, But their recorded output is offensively bad. Sorry. Just my opinion.

And sorry, but Flavor of Love is certified trash TV. There's nothing wrong with working on trash TV, but don't be appalled when someone suggests that it is what it is.

starblood

starblood

Horsham, PA
March 2006

MAY 08, 2006 06:12 PM

And here I thought they were just called Skid Row.

dufsmashXIII

dufsmashXIII

Eureka, IL
December 2005

MAY 08, 2006 07:04 PM

I Love the D, can't believe you're baggin on em. frown
SUPERGROUP might be cool if it did'nt have Uncle Ted, Sebastian, Evan? and Bonzo jr. in it.

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