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TheAngus

theangus

Raleigh, NC
January 2004

MAR 12, 2005 06:50 AM

alright, so forgive me in advance for this, but I was watching the Ashlee Simpson show this morning, and I was thinking about her song "La-La" (since they kept talking about it over and over again), and I realized if you replaced those two words with "fuck you" it would make far more sense. here are the original lyrics, with the edited theory in them.

You can dress me up in diamonds
You can dress me up in dirt
You can throw me like a line-man
I like it better when it hurts
Oh I have waited here for you
I have waited

You make me wanna fuck you in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be a French maid where I meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up I want more
You make me wanna
You make me wanna scream

You can meet me on an aeroplane
Or in the back of the bus
You can throw me like a boomerang
I'll come back and beat you up
Oh I have waited here for you
Don't keep me waiting

You make me wanna fuck you in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be a French maid where I meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up I want more
You make me wanna
You make me wanna scream

You make me wanna fuck you in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be a French maid where I meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up I want more
You make me wanna
You make me wanna scream

I feel safe with you
I can be myself tonight
It's alright with you
'Cause you hold my secrets tight
You do,you do
You make me wanna fuck you
You make me wanna fuck you f-fuck you

You make me wanna fuck you in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be a French maid where I meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up I want more
You make me wanna

You make me wanna fuck you in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be a French maid where I meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up I want more
You make me wanna
You make me wanna scream


if anything it's at least funny. tongue

Yuriel

Yuriel

I'm lost
January 2004

MAR 12, 2005 06:54 AM

I wish she wrote that about me....
EL SUICIDO LOCO

crackedhead

crackedhead

San Jose, CA
September 2004

MAR 12, 2005 07:19 AM

Wow, she desperately wants to fuck on the kitchen floor. She should be careful, kitchen floors are really unsanitary. Fucking a member of the Simpson family on the kitchen floor gave me...herpes...wait...a...minute... mad

TheDishwasher

TheDishwasher

Frederick, MD
July 2004

MAR 12, 2005 07:26 AM

wow, that song is dirty shocked

Makko

Makko

Winter Haven, FL
February 2005

MAR 12, 2005 07:28 AM

Her dad probably wrote it for her.

eurisko

eurisko

I'm lost
February 2004

MAR 12, 2005 07:40 AM

smitty4hire said:
Her dad probably wrote it for her.



i think he also gloated about jessicas bra size too... isnt that kind of creepy?

TheAngus

theangus

Raleigh, NC
January 2004

MAR 12, 2005 07:48 AM

eurisko said:

smitty4hire said:
Her dad probably wrote it for her.



i think he also gloated about jessicas bra size too... isnt that kind of creepy?


her dad's a big fat douche bag, so it wouldn't surprise me.

Jem

Jem

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

MAR 12, 2005 08:15 AM

their dad has that creepy Ken doll face.
he also has that look, like he's a precher with a horrible double life.
was he really talking about his daughter's bra size?
actually i wouldn't doubt it. i saw something with them once where they were talking about her and nick getting down.
*creepy*

TheAngus

theangus

Raleigh, NC
January 2004

MAR 12, 2005 08:22 AM

Jem said:
their dad has that creepy Ken doll face.
he also has that look, like he's a precher with a horrible double life.
was he really talking about his daughter's bra size?
actually i wouldn't doubt it. i saw something with them once where they were talking about her and nick getting down.
*creepy*


*shudders*

Merry

Merry

Saint John, NB
December 2002

MAR 12, 2005 08:30 AM

I thought it was kind of "understood" that's what that song is about. surreal

Sebilrazen

Sebilrazen

Minneapolis, MN
November 2004

MAR 12, 2005 08:39 AM

Merry said:
I thought it was kind of "understood" that's what that song is about. surreal



Thankfully we have posters that point out the obvious though, it allows me to wallow away even more brain cells.

Asrai

Asrai

SUICIDEGIRL

North Carolina, USA

MAR 12, 2005 08:40 AM

Merry said:
I thought it was kind of "understood" that's what that song is about. surreal



same here. I gave my 10 year old cousin the cd for her birthday and thanks to me, the family gets to hear her sing that song everyday. oops.

MissTyrios

misstyrios

NEWSWIRE

Allston, MA

MAR 12, 2005 08:42 AM

Is it a sign that I'm getting old that I think it's ridiculous for Ashlee Simpson to be singing that song when her fan base (minus the older men who think she's hot) is young girls?

I'm old. I'm officially fucking old.

leiraXariel

leiraXariel

Eugene, OR
December 2004

MAR 12, 2005 08:44 AM

Yuriel said:
I wish she wrote that about me....
EL SUICIDO LOCO



Gross. I wouldn't sleep with her if someone paid me to, she's ugly.

TheAngus

theangus

Raleigh, NC
January 2004

MAR 12, 2005 08:49 AM

leiraXariel said:

Yuriel said:
I wish she wrote that about me....
EL SUICIDO LOCO



Gross. I wouldn't sleep with her if someone paid me to, she's ugly.


mmhmm.

whatever

Ashlee Simpson is a fucking fox, I don't care what anybody says. love

and yes Ashlee, I'd love for you to be my french maid so I can fuck you in the kitchen on the floor.

Sticks

Sticks

United Kingdom
June 2011

MAR 12, 2005 08:50 AM

MissTyrios said:
Is it a sign that I'm getting old that I think it's ridiculous for Ashlee Simpson to be singing that song when her fan base (minus the older men who think she's hot) is young girls?.



Eh, don't worry about it. I has a similar epiphany today when I got irritated by a Saturday morning kid's TV show.

Next logical step - writing letters of complaint to the BBC.

*sigh*

fadinghope

fadinghope

Red Hook, NY
August 2004

MAR 12, 2005 08:50 AM

leiraXariel said:

Yuriel said:
I wish she wrote that about me....
EL SUICIDO LOCO



Gross. I wouldn't sleep with her if someone paid me to, she's ugly.



agreed. what a skank.

llouys

llouys

Brazil
August 2003

MAR 12, 2005 08:55 AM

here's to subtlety

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

MAR 12, 2005 09:00 AM

You might be overthinking this.

TheAngus

theangus

Raleigh, NC
January 2004

MAR 12, 2005 09:13 AM

unravled said:
You might be overthinking this.


it's a humor thread.

Crivelli

Crivelli

United Kingdom
January 2005

MAR 12, 2005 09:22 AM

Who the fruity nuts is Ashlee Simpson and why does she want to fuck LaLa?



[Edited on Mar 12, 2005 by Crivelli]

TheAngus

theangus

Raleigh, NC
January 2004

MAR 12, 2005 09:24 AM

Crivelli said:
Who the fruity nuts is Ashlee Simpson and why does she want to fuck LaLa?


*sighs at terrible joke and frowns at picture link that doesn't work*

Crivelli

Crivelli

United Kingdom
January 2005

MAR 12, 2005 09:26 AM

TheAngus said:

Crivelli said:
Who the fruity nuts is Ashlee Simpson and why does she want to fuck LaLa?


*sighs at terrible joke and frowns at picture link that doesn't work*


Well I'm looking at two copies of the picture, so maybe you need to sort your settings.
confused

[Edited on Mar 12, 2005 by Crivelli]

Crivelli

Crivelli

United Kingdom
January 2005

MAR 12, 2005 09:26 AM

That's three now.
tongue

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

MAR 12, 2005 09:31 AM

Crivelli said:

Well I'm looking at two copies of the picture, so maybe you need to sort your settings.
confused

[Edited on Mar 12, 2005 by Crivelli]




No, it's you.

Also, wink because this is a humor thread.

[Edited on Mar 12, 2005 by unravled]

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