Ashlee Simpson loves fucking

alright, so forgive me in advance for this, but I was watching the Ashlee Simpson show this morning, and I was thinking about her song "La-La" (since they kept talking about it over and over again), and I realized if you replaced those two words with "fuck you" it would make far more sense. here are the original lyrics, with the edited theory in them.

You can dress me up in diamonds
You can dress me up in dirt
You can throw me like a line-man
I like it better when it hurts
Oh I have waited here for you
I have waited

You make me wanna fuck you in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be a French maid where I meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up I want more
You make me wanna
You make me wanna scream

You can meet me on an aeroplane
Or in the back of the bus
You can throw me like a boomerang
I'll come back and beat you up
Oh I have waited here for you
Don't keep me waiting

You make me wanna fuck you in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be a French maid where I meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up I want more
You make me wanna
You make me wanna scream

You make me wanna fuck you in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be a French maid where I meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up I want more
You make me wanna
You make me wanna scream

I feel safe with you
I can be myself tonight
It's alright with you
'Cause you hold my secrets tight
You do,you do
You make me wanna fuck you
You make me wanna fuck you f-fuck you

You make me wanna fuck you in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be a French maid where I meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up I want more
You make me wanna

You make me wanna fuck you in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be a French maid where I meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up I want more
You make me wanna
You make me wanna scream


if anything it's at least funny.

I wish she wrote that about me....

Wow, she desperately wants to fuck on the kitchen floor. She should be careful, kitchen floors are really unsanitary. Fucking a member of the Simpson family on the kitchen floor gave me...herpes...wait...a...minute...

wow, that song is dirty

Her dad probably wrote it for her.

i think he also gloated about jessicas bra size too... isnt that kind of creepy?

her dad's a big fat douche bag, so it wouldn't surprise me.

*shudders*

I thought it was kind of "understood" that's what that song is about.

Thankfully we have posters that point out the obvious though, it allows me to wallow away even more brain cells.

Is it a sign that I'm getting old that I think it's ridiculous for Ashlee Simpson to be singing that song when her fan base (minus the older men who think she's hot) is young girls?

I'm old. I'm officially fucking old.

Gross. I wouldn't sleep with her if someone paid me to, she's ugly.

mmhmm.



Ashlee Simpson is a fucking fox, I don't care what anybody says.

and yes Ashlee, I'd love for you to be my french maid so I can fuck you in the kitchen on the floor.

Eh, don't worry about it. I has a similar epiphany today when I got irritated by a Saturday morning kid's TV show.

Next logical step - writing letters of complaint to the BBC.

*sigh*

agreed. what a skank.

here's to subtlety

You might be overthinking this.

it's a humor thread.

Who the fruity nuts is Ashlee Simpson and why does she want to fuck LaLa?



[Edited on Mar 12, 2005 by Crivelli]

*sighs at terrible joke and frowns at picture link that doesn't work*

Well I'm looking at two copies of the picture, so maybe you need to sort your settings.


[Edited on Mar 12, 2005 by Crivelli]

That's three now.

No, it's you.

Also, because this is a humor thread.

[Edited on Mar 12, 2005 by unravled]