favourite song lyric

i took her to a supermarket
i don't know why but i had to start it somewhere
so it started
there
i said, "pretend you've got no money"
she just laughed and said, "you're so funny"
i said, "yeah?"
"i can't see anyone else smiling in here..."

are you sure...

you wanna live with common people
you wanna see whatever common people see

and on and on into geniusness

running from the law
the cops and the parents
is your name michael diamond
''naw, mine's clarence!"

papers on the roadside tell of suffering and greed
fear today forgot tomorrow
up against the tales of holy war and holy needs
ours is just a little sorrow

I bust my balls
i break my back
to come home to a slut
you broke your vows
you dirty bitch
i'll kick you in your cunt
ruptured nuptials

when u lie
kiss your baby bye bye bye
and if you're true
the whole wide world will laugh with you
when we see
nothing's wrong with you and me
with you time will tell
it might even bring a wedding bell
if u think that i'm a loser
well you suck, cause u know i ain't nothin'
but a user of your love
can't get enough
girl it's true
the whole wide world is smilin' with you

push th' little daisies and make em come up

i feel so lonely, so fucking lonely, so fucking lonely i could shit
i feel so lonely, so fucking lonely, so fucking lonely wanna kill that bitch!

oh, she was a cunt, she was a bitch, she left me with a crotch that itched
oh, she was a cunt, she was a bitch, she left me with a crotch that itched

kneeling down before the now familiar flesh
of your deformed penis
wigging out before the unfamiliar flash
of my broken neck
fabulous muscles
cremate me after you cum on my lips,
honey boy
place my ashes in a vase
beneath your workout bench

any xiu xiu song ever

I've had much better sex in jail

or


Its cold and its clammy and its colder than a pimp's heart

morality would frown upon
decency look down upon
the scapegoat fate's made of me
but i promise now my judge and jurors
my motives couldn't have been purer
my case is easy to see

i'm not looking for a clearer conscience
peace of mind after what i've done
but before you talk of any repentence
try walking in my shoes

Lyrics For Judith - A Perfect Circle

You're such an inspiration for the ways
That I'll never ever choose to be
Oh so many ways for me to show you
How the savior has abandoned you
Fuck your God
Your Lord and your Christ
He did this
Took all you had and
Left you this way
Still you pray, you never stray
Never taste of the fruit
You never thought to question why

It's not like you killed someone
It's not like you drove a hateful spear into his side
Praise the one who left you
Broken down and paralyzed
He did it all for you
He did it all for you

Oh so many many ways for me to show you
How your dogma has abandoned you
Pray to your Christ, to your god
Never taste of the fruit
Never stray, never break
Never---choke on a lie
Even though he's the one who did this to you
You never thought to question why

Not like you killed someone
It's Not like you drove a spiteful spear into his side
Talk to Jesus Christ
As if he knows the reasons why
He did it all for you
Did it all for you
He did it all for you..

Anema - Tool

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly shit, stupid shit...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
suck it down.
flush it down.

"I'm mo' beat dat bitch witta' bat...
I'm mo' knock dat bitch to da' floor...
I'm mo' beat dat bitch witta' bat...
I'm mo' knock dat bitch to da' floor...
I'm mo' beat dat bitch witta' bat...
I'm mo' knock dat bitch to da' floor...
I'm mo' beat dat bitch witta' bat...
I'm mo' knock dat bitch to da' floor...
I'm mo' beat dat bitch witta' bat...
I'm mo' knock dat bitch to da' floor...
I'm mo' beat dat bitch witta' bat...
I'm mo' knock dat bitch to da' floor..."

-Da' Boy Tommy

...gets me all teary eyed every time I hear it...

Listen up you stinking maggots, it seems you just don't get it.
Well I've been appointed to inform you, your days are numbered.
You would cry, you would scream
If you knew half the things I see.
Please, please just do as I say,
Repent and leave your evil ways.

Meanwhile....planes drop from the sky,
People disappear and bullets fly.
Little grey men are coming our way,
(Tastes just like chicken, they say.)
Actually they're all around.
Secret bunkers underground.
Round 'em up, skin 'em alive,
Rolling, rolling, rolling, rawhide.

Carter is a clone.
Dozen brothers 'round the globe.
MJ-12 damned us to hell.
Scroll & Key, Skull & Bone.
It's only just begun.
The best is yet to come.
Area 51,
The spawn of Babylon.

Couldn't give a damn about "J.F.K.",
Everything's conspiracy.
Wouldn't be surprised if they have their way
(Tastes just like chicken, they say.)
I know it's hard to swallow.
It must sound too far fetched.
But you can bet your bottom dollar
I ain't going like the rest.

"Crush the Lies" by Aryan Terrorism.

Crush the fucking lies!!!
Dimmu Borgir are fucking clown
gays, venal bitches.
They sell their asses for a gramm heroin.
Explode the bomb on their gig!
Clowns of Cradle Of Shit are
pervertors trading with their defects singing with castrated voices of their teenager's problems.
This pornographic clownade burn
them fucking alive!
The motherfucking Kovenant is beyond any hatred!
That homosexual bastard Nagash, we should cut through his ass with a chainsaw!
Oh, what a painted mugs?
It is a businessmen from Marduk.
Panzer division Marduk?
Motherfucker division Marduk!
Ihsahn bald headed freak from (mystic) Emperor.
Where is your (mystic), sold out?
Or is has it been exchanged for Israel's citizenship,
is it money you wanted?
After them all goes Nergal from Behemoth with a big fucking penishorn in his forehead.
So, he may put it into his asshole.
there's it's place,
Death to posers, continue to fight them!
Crush the lies!
Don't let them to foolish you.
Only true black metal war!
Sieg und Krieg!

ummm, ok...

two of the best songs ever written.

Well I'm Easy-E I got bitches gallore,
You may have a lot of bitches, but I got much more.

that was a good one. my fav. of his was always:

"...and I'm the quika' picka' upper,
quick to pick up a bitch,
so come over here bitch and
lick of the, lick of the, lick of the dick."

brilliant. seriously .

gently place the balls into your mouth and...

...HUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[Edited on Apr 28, 2004 by rottenart]

bump, bump, shake yo rump...

my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon

adrock's down with the ione
listen to the shit cuz both of them is bony
gotta do it like this like chachi and joanie
cuz she's the cheeze and i'm the macaroni!

"Henchman" - Bad Religion

"Stranded
In a life in which your struggle for acceptance
Is a never-ending chore,
Upbraided
For your actions past and present and rewarded for the ideas
Of the future's bright open door.

The henchman
Is the human analogue of the suffering multitudes
Who like good dogs sit and lick for their reward.
So what good advice have I got for you
To insure against your likely metamorphosis into this reprobate?

Don't be a henchman,
Stand on your laurels,
Do what no one else does and praise the good of other men
For good men's sake.

And when everyone else in the world follows your lead
(Although a cold day in hell it will surely be)
That's when the entire world shall live in harmony."

Greg Graffin is my motherfucking God.

Cover it with gas and set it on fire