Name My Band

Please, Name My Band.

We've been rehearsing for a few months now, have a few shows booked, but we can't agree on a name.


We sound like a generally pretentious midwestern mix of Weezer and Radiohead, with a little Elton John for spice.


If you we use the name you invent, we'll buy you three months of membership here.


note:

"Rivers Cuomo Assfuck Party", "Thom Yorke Vagina Juice" and "Coldplay" have already been turned down.



oh boy. Can't wait for THIS.

How about "The anal dwelling butt monkeys?"

I think that's already an existing band, believe it or not. Damn shame.

The Good Parents

How many members in the band?

Five. Bass, Drummer, Vocalist, and two of us are synth, piano, guitars, etc. All of us sing backup.

Rhapsody In Blue

Metal Boogers.

best name ever.
you can pay me now, please.

Either "Meathook Pussy" or "Gaseous Clay."

"Einsteins hairbrush"

"The flux capacitors"

"Jeezy Creezy and the discipiles"

"Pinewood Derby Demons"

"Basic complexities"

"Long Dong Silver and the Asspirates"

"Perry Comos corpse"

"Hoffas head"

GH5 (are you based in Grand Haven?)

you probably already rejected "The Weezerhead Eltons" and "The Midwest Weezerhead Elton Five"...

Slutbunwalla

Now THAT'S good...

"Honk honk, here comes the shitmobile"

i like Stranglehold.

Satan's Hellbent Nutbusters

The Sour Cum Guzzlers

The Fucktards

The Asshats

Penis Breath

Anal Cauliflower Growth

Nose Hair

The Free Rimjobs

Emo Farm and the Feltchers

rooftop ruckus

Mikael and the Mechanics.

actually, i just went though a band-naming process with some friends. some rejects:

Triple Negative
BugBear
Jet Jaguar
Pink Steam
The Goblins
Warmer

any idea if you want to be plural or singular? like "The"_____, or just a noun band?

large and the inchargers

And How!

here are a few:
The Fucknuggets
Cynthia Rockrock and the Post-Apocalyptics
Fartastic (you could say"We are Fartastic")
The Tony Danza Experience
The Ryan Seacrests
Charlie Brown's Teacher
the Rice is the Best Part
WeEltonHead
Rivers and the Bends
that's all i can come up with for now. I'll post more if I can come up with some actual goods ones while i am asleep

Borg Love Triangle
or
Breakfast Tuna
or
Pseudo Echo, wait that was a band

the flaming chocalate doctor pepper bombs

how bout
Charles and the Inchargers
The Willy Amesters