if you had a band what would it be called?

My top choices

1) green means go

2) my god is a awesome god(not)

3) satan has a huge cock

4) 5 dollar handjobs

5) For All Those Going To Hell

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Sector 7 G

Strecthed Meat Curtains

The Hollow

I'm actually serious about this one:
The Birth Control Devices.

Japanese Girlfriend

RU486

While not a band, I used to make music under the name 'Small Hands Scratching At Windows'.

Wildepreest; How 80's hair metal is that!?!?!

dropped at birth?
survivd abortion
abortion aboration
manwhores
sluts r me
anti-everthing
anti
taoist aliens

Hell to Pay.

how bout this one?


Proud Parents Of A Aborted Fetis.

That one rocks your ass!

There actually is a band called RU486 here in Kalamazoo



A friend of mine and I were at work one night (at a pizza place) and we were thinking of good band names based on toppings, here are the only ones I remember......

Jalapeno Jesus
Mushroom Maniacs
The Swamis of Sausage

tiny fists of fury
or
waah cha woo

If I ever get enough people to actually put it together... It's gonna be The Spitting Chihuahuas!

MY FIRST WAS CALLED LINUS FOR A WHILE, TOO!

Yay for cartoon boys and their secutiry blankets.

I used to stay up all night thinking of band names. Here's is but a short list of the sillier ones:

*Love Killed Kurt* (pissed alot people off wif this one)
*The Anthony Michael-Hall-Monitors*
*The Mohair Werewolves* (for a 60's garage band)
*Sonny Chiba in Street Fighter: The Movie - THE BAND!* (fuck brevity)
*Destructicon* (metal band)
*"Edible" Bo Daggett & The Ass-Eating Hypocrites* (Psychobilly band - my brother now uses the name Bo Daggett)

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didactic feces

You would make Strongbad proud.
( I think I've spent too much tiime on the web)

The bitch slappers

the kings of bitch slappery

"Dual Chaos"....has a nice ring to it me thinks.

I'm tempted not to give this one away, it's so good...but I'm too lazy to start a band, so I'll put it out there...

THE ROLLING BLACKOUTS

When all those stories about California's electricity crisis kept coming out with that phrase in it, I was like "God, that'd be the COOLEST band name..."

How about this?

The Slappers
The Like
OKRadio