If you were an instrument...

What instrument personifies you?

If "Peter and the Wolf" was re-written about you, would you be the cheerful piccolos, the moody cello, or the pompous tuba? Or maybe the theramin that sneaked ontstage from the street entrance and kpt itslef hidden until the third act when the aliens show up?

Me? 16 synchronized player pianos a la Ballet Mechanique.

I'd be a blues bass. Mellow, steady, eminently predictable. Root fifth, root fifth. God, I'm boring.

perhaps clarinet, i think.

room ambience.

I'd be a glockenspiel because then I'd have a hugely cool name.

The fucking Theremin. Yeah!
I challenge anyone to come up with a cooler instrument!

the RECORDER

nerdy, yet classy

I'm thinking cello. Yeah, definately cello.

the saw.

Gutair.

Because is more awesome than other instruments and I am more awesome then all of you.

moog

The french horn!! Yip yip!

I must add that the fact that so many people know what a theramin is kicks ASS!

I prefer the ondes martenot

Same here.

Interesting range, sometimes subtle, sometimes glaring and prone to loud, squeaky outbursts when played badly.

bassoon.

Ha!

I hate to say it... but "clarinet?" Come on, guys!!! Orchestra's D student? Pick a viola, oboe... hell, even the triangle! But clarinet.....

I'd be Kenny G. He's so freakishly cheesy yet gifted...he qualifies as an instrument in himself.

Slide whistle

air guitar mofos - a wayyyy cooler instrument than the theramin - cause even more people can play the air guitar

A snare drum. A much more versatile instrument than most people realize.

I'd be a bagpipe. I can be annoying at times, and I like to be blown.

ftw