woman beaten with dead puppy

it doesn't get much better/sadder than this, folks.

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I find this to be morbid, yet hilarious.

Ahem... Now that I have regained my composure, allow me to say that you should only ever buy animals from reputable breeders.

Assault with a cuddly weapon?

what a nutjob

That's terrible!

i agree! wtf! who does that!

I thought it was sad and revolting until I read that the dog was a chihuahua, which for some reason made the whole thing funny.

i have to admit that i laughed a tiny bit when it got to the part where she waved the puppy out the window yelling threats.

BUT! i immediately felt bad about it, and then repented. so it's okay.

I agree and whole heartedly support both parties involved should be beaten dead with crowbars.

god i love this country.

Did you say 10 Hail Marys, and 10 Our Fathers??

yes, after sacrificing a gay baby. i mean, you don't have to, but i figured it would score me some extra points.

Did you beat anyone with the dead gay baby?

I hope not, I love my dead gay baby.

that was hilarious...just...the mental image.

and now i feel bad. but still laughing.

"yes, lady...i'll give you a new puppy, after you've beaten me with the dead one."

who does that!??

I love puppies, but I have to admit this is the best/worst thing I have ever read.
I'm still laughing so hard about it that I'm crying.
So... many... emotions.

My two bits:
Both parties are fucking assholes. The breeder for letting a 4 week old puppy go (basement breeders tend to be fucking meth heads anyway) and the woman for buying a month-old puppy. I mean, sometimes I don't have a hell of a lot of common sense, but if I bought a miniscule puppy out of a basement, I'd sure as hell tote it to the vet the same day, just to make sure everything was hunky-dory.
But...I bet it was soooooooooo much cuter than those big ugly gangly 6 week-old beasts.

haha that was to funny

Very sad but I'm also finding it so very hard not to laugh. God I'm sick.

Who does things like this?!

Chihuahua owners ... they're all a little strange.

I just keep picturing it like a ren and stimpy episode. I must admit that the mental image of a dead bugeyed infant puppy slapped upside some methhead's head is just raunchy. can't shake it.

Pretend the mental image is a dead puppy.

or a baby.

It seems like we get a post about someone doing something amazingly inhumane at least every two weeks or so. For the sake of organization and perspective, maybe someone could make a group where we can get together and droop over stories like this. You could name it "Tragedy Ghouls", and sticky a top-ten list to the top of the board.