Do you have stairs in your house?

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No, I have an escalator.

No... we utilize the latest in teleporter technology... I tend to avoid being the first one to use it after the power is restored after an outage... it takes a few operations to get calibrated correctly.

[Edited on Dec 31, 2004 by Sebilrazen]

Too many.

Fire pole.

we used to have stairs but the poltergeist kept lining up all the steps to form a slide back down, we started using ladders after mom broke her leg.

Yes.

Stairs, elevator, freight elevator.

trampoline.

Yup.
Damned things are old too.
My gramps built them but theres now a small parting between the steps and the wall theyre affixed to im always so afraid theyre gonna break and im gonna go crashing through to the closet theyre above downstairs in the room below haha.

psst i have the worst luck with falling/tripping on stairs. its unreal!

only a few on the porch.

just outside - but i was on the third floor of my old apartment, which sucked.

nope - oh how i pine for a flight of stairs!

Yes, lots. Our apartment has a basement, a main floor and an upstairs. I hate that one set of stairs has carpet because it's a pain in the ass to vacuum.

The stairs are broken so we've been using the dumb-waiter.

yup. the last place i lived had stairs too, this amazing iron spiral staircase. i miss those stairs, but they were scary when you were drunk.

Yeah I have stairs, the boring old carpeted type that lead to my bed room.

basement steps

"the staircase of doom" old steel fire escape that moves as you walk up or down it.

used to, in my old house in san francisco. there were about 6 sets...it sucked. now i have about 3 stairs total.

Does this mean we've reached the end of the internet? This has to be like the last question on earth for the topics-yet-to-be-covered list.

Will someone be a driver for my wife?