A question! Trivia? I'm legal, so this is merely tawdry and not suspect.

I'll start the drunken roundtable:

Why am I at home on a Saturday night cooking ric e and watching ABC?

Also this is an excellent BONUS CHANCE to laugh at the typos of one who is generally grammatically anal.

This can also be a thread about anal.

Koenigsegg

I'm lost

July 2004

OCT 09, 2004 06:45 PM

siv:

a two part question: A) which limb should i hack off in order to qualify for physical disability benefits, and B) what instrument should i use to do this

legionnaire

Belgium

November 2003

OCT 09, 2004 06:46 PM

Dear drunken Siv,

I really like a girl. But I don't know if she likes me as much. How can I find out without totally blowing it?

-legionnaire

(OK, I'm setting myself up as the straight man, so go to town.)

Siv

SUICIDEGIRL

District Of Columbia, USA

OCT 09, 2004 06:48 PM

Or we can google things like "funny elderly people" and post them.

Siv

SUICIDEGIRL

District Of Columbia, USA

OCT 09, 2004 06:50 PM

edea-hat!!!!

MissFire

El Cajon, CA

November 2003

OCT 09, 2004 06:50 PM

Dear drunken Siv, Do funny elderly people like anal?

Siv

SUICIDEGIRL

District Of Columbia, USA

OCT 09, 2004 06:51 PM

Koenigsegg said:
siv:

a two part question: A) which limb should i hack off in order to qualify for physical disability benefits, and B) what instrument should i use to do this

definitely a thumb. or is that a digit. i think a thumb falls in that nagical grey area between digit and limb. a dimb. a ligit. too ligit to quigit.

Use a car door! Or a tiny guillotine.

MissFire

El Cajon, CA

November 2003

OCT 09, 2004 06:51 PM

Here's what you get when you google "elderly anal".

Siv

SUICIDEGIRL

District Of Columbia, USA

OCT 09, 2004 06:52 PM

legionnaire said:
Dear drunken Siv,

I really like a girl. But I don't know if she likes me as much. How can I find out without totally blowing it?

-legionnaire

(OK, I'm setting myself up as the straight man, so go to town.)

OH MY GOD

STOP

GIRL STOP LOOKING STOP AT MY STOP STOP SIGN STOP

NatasKaput

Bozeman, MT

December 2002

OCT 09, 2004 06:53 PM

Koenigsegg said:
siv:

a two part question: A) which limb should i hack off in order to qualify for physical disability benefits, and B) what instrument should i use to do this

well i'm not siv, but my buddy does own a bunch of low income houseing, and one of the tenants had great sucsess with a chainsaw removeing an arm and a leg, i think he was gonna sell them for crack

WaTed

United Kingdom

September 2002

OCT 09, 2004 06:53 PM

If you could be any mammal, what would you be and why?

Siv

SUICIDEGIRL

District Of Columbia, USA

OCT 09, 2004 06:53 PM

Xixax said:
Dear drunken siv

WHos' going to win the football game I'm about to go to? Will I get turned on by watching cute smack each others butts?

Saliva is nature's lubricant, as opposed to beliefs commonly held by Truman Capote.

daversion

I'm lost

July 2004

OCT 09, 2004 06:53 PM

just great. i've been waiting for this thread my entire life (even though i had yet to know it) and i can't even think of anything to ask dear drunken Siv. damn

okay, wait. got one. where can i get one of those Edea-hats? they look like teh rad.

Siv

SUICIDEGIRL

District Of Columbia, USA

OCT 09, 2004 06:54 PM

MissFire said:
Here's what you get when you google "elderly anal".

That's disgusting.

Siv

SUICIDEGIRL

District Of Columbia, USA

OCT 09, 2004 06:54 PM

NatasKaput said:

Koenigsegg said:
siv:

a two part question: A) which limb should i hack off in order to qualify for physical disability benefits, and B) what instrument should i use to do this

well i'm not siv, but my buddy does own a bunch of low income houseing, and one of the tenants had great sucsess with a chainsaw removeing an arm and a leg, i think he was gonna sell them for crack

the rock. these kids are all on the rock. that's why i'm on the Hulk.

barf

Watertown, MA

February 2003

OCT 09, 2004 06:54 PM

can I pick up girls while wearing sweatpants?

Siv

SUICIDEGIRL

District Of Columbia, USA

OCT 09, 2004 06:56 PM

WaTed said:
If you could be any mammal, what would you be and why?

Dave_the_Robot

Atlanta, GA

September 2004

OCT 09, 2004 06:56 PM

Why does my mommy say it's my fault daddy doesn't love her?

daversion

I'm lost

July 2004

OCT 09, 2004 06:56 PM

Siv

SUICIDEGIRL

District Of Columbia, USA

OCT 09, 2004 06:57 PM

daversion said:
just great. i've been waiting for this thread my entire life (even though i had yet to know it) and i can't even think of anything to ask dear drunken Siv. damn

okay, wait. got one. where can i get one of those Edea-hats? they look like teh rad.

First you have to do intensive head-training to get a nice, knobbly, mongoloid Siv-head. Then we'll talk about the hat.

Siv

SUICIDEGIRL

District Of Columbia, USA

OCT 09, 2004 06:57 PM

MissFire said:
Dear drunken Siv, Do funny elderly people like anal?

Early bird special.

OnlyOblivion

Youngstown, OH

August 2004

OCT 09, 2004 06:58 PM

Dear Drunk Siv,

One question, one request. Question: Is Winesburg, Ohio where you're from, or a metaphorical location you currently inhabit? Request: Please post a lengthy treatise on the merits of anal, elderly or otherwise. Thanks.

Sincerely,

OnlyOblivion

Siv

SUICIDEGIRL

District Of Columbia, USA

OCT 09, 2004 06:58 PM

WrongTurn said:
Why does my mommy say it's my fault daddy doesn't love her?

Mommy is a life-sized cut-out that we took your photo with at the New York World's Fair. At Tomorrowland, specifically.

kosomot

Pompano Beach, FL

November 2003

OCT 09, 2004 06:58 PM

friedbanana

Clayton, CA

April 2003

OCT 09, 2004 06:59 PM

Dear Drunk Siv:

What the shit?

Thank ya,
Agent

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District Of Columbia, USA

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District Of Columbia, USA

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Clayton, CA

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