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SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

JUN 02, 2004 03:03 AM

what would you do?

Coliwali

Coliwali

I'm lost
February 2003

JUN 02, 2004 03:07 AM

Make a few phone calls, also try and get some sympathy sex. Lastly, drive up to the mountains and die alone in the woods.

Fstick13

Fstick13

Colorado Springs, CO
April 2003

JUN 02, 2004 03:08 AM

masturbate for the entire alotted time...or wait, make someone else masturbate me for the entire alotted time! Yes, that shall suffice! biggrin


(Sorry to not give you a serious answer..maybe later?)

pedigree_chump

pedigree_chump

United Kingdom
February 2003

JUN 02, 2004 06:48 AM

haha, a classic, but a great question!

what would i do? well, firstly i would eat a huge motherfucking ulster fry in the morning. not too huge, though, because i don't want to feel ill and bloated the rest of the day, that would just ruin everything.

i'd have to go for a walk or something after that, otherwise it may impair the predictable but hopefully spectacular sex i'll be having for most of the afternoon. then i'd go out for a few drinks in a bohemian-style bar with a bitching trad jazz band, for last laughs and final good-times.

a few phone calls, wishing wells and goodbyes later, Queen's Dont Stop Me Now on repeat, i'd do camp dancing for about an hour. then i'd sit down, light a cigarrette with a cup of good coffee, think of all the good times, the bad times, and the absurdity of all.

with a smile on my face, and a tear in my eye. lights out. skull

BukkakeGod

BukkakeGod

Congers, NY
August 2003

JUN 02, 2004 07:14 AM

do every possible extreme sport i could in the alloted time. just cuz ive never done anything outside skydive and bunjee jump.

id either die from the time running out, or go out in a blaze of glory doing something cool.

fdnymedic

fdnymedic

Brooklyn, NY
December 2003

JUN 02, 2004 07:46 AM

cook up the biggest dose of h i ever did and blast off. smile

skwibo

skwibo

Brooklyn, NY
March 2003

JUN 02, 2004 08:11 AM

I'd have the nicest day I possibly could, then off myself before the alotted time runs out while I'm still in a good mood. No one's gonna put a time limit on MY life.

Nyghtwish

Nyghtwish

Williamsburg, VA
February 2004

JUN 02, 2004 08:17 AM

Make sure everyone knows how much they meant to me during my lifetime. Buy lots of fabulous shoes. Float. Drive much too fast and smoke way too much. Have slow, passionate, emotional dying sex with the boy. Sit on the beach. Hold hands. Die quietly and slowly in his arms.

pedigree_chump

pedigree_chump

United Kingdom
February 2003

JUN 02, 2004 08:25 AM

Blessing said:
Make sure everyone knows how much they meant to me during my lifetime. Buy lots of fabulous shoes. Float. Drive much too fast and smoke way too much. Have slow, passionate, emotional dying sex with the boy. Sit on the beach. Hold hands. Die quietly and slowly in his arms.



that's rather beautiful smile

papawheelie

papawheelie

Fisty, KY
February 2003

JUN 02, 2004 08:31 AM

it would depend on if it's just me that has 24 hours left or if it's everyone....

thefuckingdaddy

thefuckingdaddy

Burkina Faso
August 2003

JUN 02, 2004 08:34 AM

i just slide that wad over to my dad and have him invest it in the stock market.

edit: aslo, id cook up the biggest pot of butter beans possible, and chuck it at old people.

[Edited on Jun 02, 2004 by thefuckingdaddy]

RACER_X

RACER_X

Philadelphia, PA
February 2003

JUN 02, 2004 08:34 AM

Probably get laid , get drunk and go on a death ride skull skull

friedbanana105

friedbanana105

Antarctica
November 2003

JUN 02, 2004 08:40 AM

papawheelie said:
it would depend on if it's just me that has 24 hours left or if it's everyone....


just what i was thinking. if everyone, i'm reminded of a Minutemen song:

when those bombs
start falling
on the first day
of world war three
gonna grab me a girl
and go and fuck her
yeah yeah
world war three...


anyway, if it was just me, i guess i'd make sure i've taken care of every debt owed, square away all personal paperwork, post my last journal entry here, and then have a big party to say goodbye to family and friends.

Dravenraine

dravenraine

USA
November 2003

JUN 02, 2004 08:44 AM

Have as much sex as possible, hang out with my friends, and tell everyone how much I love them...

and steal a cop car biggrin

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SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

JUN 02, 2004 08:44 AM

thank you everyone! sorry for the depressing topic. i should really answer myself...

i'd get up late then cook all my fave food. then i'd get in touch with all the people who have meant something to me over the years and tell them how i feel, and maybe make some kind of will (not that i have anything of any value, but small things...). i'd meet some friends and drink and dance then i'd go and curl up somewhere beautiful with someone who loves me and listen to music, probably pearl jam.

blessing: your answer was beautiful!

October

October

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

JUN 02, 2004 08:45 AM

papawheelie said:
it would depend on if it's just me that has 24 hours left or if it's everyone....



urm... just you

joshof13thfloor

joshof13thfloor

Cookeville, TN
January 2003

JUN 02, 2004 08:49 AM

Wow. If you take this seriously what a difficult question to answer.

I would like to think I would just spend it loving my friends and family really well. Maybe I might make a videotape for my kids so they can see how much daddy truly loved them once they get older.

I might also seriously have to consider ending a certain persons life who caused my wife a great deal of pain once upon a time.

I know I wouldn't want my kids to see me dead so when the final hour grew nearer i'd probably go down to the riverbank where my father and I use to spend so much time fishing together.

scotty_bane

scotty_bane

Fort Worth, TX
February 2004

JUN 02, 2004 08:52 AM

go on a killing spree.

Snottlebocket

Snottlebocket

Netherlands
March 2004

JUN 02, 2004 08:58 AM

find some quiet place and try to stay calm and make my peace.

philz

philz

Sweden
August 2003

JUN 02, 2004 09:00 AM

probably waste my time on here and putting things off, same as every other day whatever

throatneedle

throatneedle

Baltimore, MD
September 2002

JUN 02, 2004 09:03 AM

i'd do a shitload of angel dust and walk around naked on the streets of nyc asking for spare change so i can afford like 3 cherry marino's italian ices...'cause they're yummy you know

honorofgalahad

honorofgalahad

Baton Rouge, LA
May 2004

JUN 02, 2004 09:08 AM

I would commit a number of felonies. (I'm taking the 5th on which ones. haha)

friedbanana105

friedbanana105

Antarctica
November 2003

JUN 02, 2004 09:09 AM

dravenraine said:
and steal a cop car biggrin



"i've got his gun! i've got his gun!"

*blam* *blam*

Starr

Starr

SUICIDEGIRL

Florida, USA

JUN 02, 2004 09:27 AM

Rob a bank and have one hell of a binger smile

stavrogin

stavrogin

Boring, MD
November 2003

JUN 02, 2004 09:53 AM

"You know those mornings that you just can't get out of bed,
and you call in sick, if you had a job.
You know those mornings when you just wanna watch TV,
eat corn chips and masturbate.

Sure you do.

Well, when those days happen . . .
what you should do is start thinking about my friends.
My little furry, waterproof pals.
You know I'm talking about . . ."

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