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Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

DEC 20, 2009 05:27 AM

Only in China.

From MSN News:

A Chinese monkey trainer who trained his animals to do martial arts reportedly got the shock of his life when his proteges suddenly turned on him.

Entertainer Lo Wung was knocked to the ground in a vicious attack by his monkeys while entertaining a shopping crowd in eastern China’s Hubei province, The Sun newspaper reports, quoting a man who says he saw the attack and caught it on his camera.

The 42-year-old trainer had previously taught his monkeys basic taekwondo moves to amuse his audiences, but the monkeys had no qualms in using the skills against their master, Hu Luang told The Sun newspaper.


“I saw one punch him in the eye — he grabbed another by the ear and it responded by grabbing his nose,” the newspaper quoted Mr Luang as saying.

“They were leaping and jumping all over the place — it was better than a Bruce Lee film.”

The revolt apparently started when one monkey turned and kicked him kung-fu style in the head.



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MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

DEC 20, 2009 08:59 AM

I hate that there is no video of this. I would pay good money to watch monkeys ninja-beat the crap out of a dude. Any venture capitalists on the site want to fund this exciting new business?

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

DEC 21, 2009 07:12 PM

MrStitches said:
I hate that there is no video of this. I would pay good money to watch monkeys ninja-beat the crap out of a dude. Any venture capitalists on the site want to fund this exciting new business?



It is a real shame.

Tadzi

Tadzi

Greeley, CO
April 2003

DEC 23, 2009 03:01 AM

things like this need to happen more often.

sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

DEC 23, 2009 09:01 AM

it sure beats, 'surly housecat scratches owner on forearm'

Firesolved

Firesolved

Yuma, AZ
June 2007

DEC 23, 2009 11:20 AM

The things MSN news "finds"...

baudot

baudot

Oakland, CA
February 2004

DEC 23, 2009 11:40 AM

Boot...to the head.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

DEC 26, 2009 04:28 PM

The messed up part is that in the end he gets the monkeys under control and gets them to bow to him and stuff.

Gigondas

Gigondas

Charlotte, NC
January 2003

DEC 26, 2009 04:40 PM

There is still awesome in the world.

Gilby

Gilby

Bridgeville, PA
October 2004

DEC 26, 2009 05:04 PM

Did this guy not see Grandma's Boy?

MrGinger

MrGinger

San Rafael, CA
November 2003

DEC 26, 2009 05:11 PM

Its almost as good as Sharks with Lazors.