For Roxy: How to piss standing up. :D

Here ya go! The woman's guide to pissing standing up.

but will it teach her to write her name in the snow??

wow you learn something new everyday here at SG

I don't think I could write my name in the snow, but I could certainly write my initials.

will it teach her to piss up a wall???

will it teach her to sink the papaer ship in the toilet (which will have no pubes on the bowl....hopefuly)

I have 'Piss up a Rope' by Ween stuck in my head now. lol

me too after posting that

Reason #4,237 on why I am glad I am not a girl.


Multiple orgasms would top my list of why I wish I were though.

confused

I knew it wasn't me that was pissing on the seat!

will this bring on Coed multi person restrooms?

...::ponders:::..

[Edited on Aug 02, 2002 by Tr4nquilBlu3]

Okay, INKEDgirl, now we need to see who can pee farthest while standing up in the treehouse!

You know just last week I was going into the men's room at a local club and I found it filled with girls and the bouncer. He tried to push me out when I heard, "OH, NO, NO! It's ok. It's Tom he can stay." Once inside I realized I had no idea who any of the girls were, but gawd damn if I wasn't turned on. Now I know why girls go to the bathroom in pairs.

wow

This might just change my whole outlook on using public restrooms
Spike

I wanna pee in a men's restroom now.

i dont mind coed bathrooms but girls do need to know there are un spoken rules....
1. do not look over but i think for women we may make an exception
2. dont stand too close
3. space urself out if u can
4. very little communication while relieving yourself
5. we do not share toilet paper if u have non ur on ur own

this is just stuff ive observed while using public restrooms

[Edited on Aug 03, 2002 by Tr4nquilBlu3]

*bump*

*laughs maniacally*

Evil, pure evil.

I truly love you for this.
Also, I was looking for the pic of Tank Girl with her feminine urine dispenser that I have on my wall, when I found this...
err, yeah.
(edited cos of pissed-up spelling)

[Edited on Sep 12, 2003 by Ursa]