NEWS: Santa Stamp Takes a Crap on Christmas

CULTURE: Santa Stamp Takes a Crap on Christmas

It pains me to say, but the spirit of Christmas got shat on this month in the UK.

When the Royal Mail unveiled this year's line of festive stamps, the Church of England quickly reproached the government's postage service for not including any Christian themes in the holiday collection. However, other less religious critics are raising eyebrows over the implications of the artwork in the the new First-Class Christmas stamps.

The illustration appears to be Santa defecating down the chimney of some particularly bad children.

Judge for yourself:

In the UK's Mirror, the same sentiments are expressed with a little more subtlety.

Don't you need to pull your pants down to be "defecating?"

I Loved It!

Santa's pants have a secret trap door in the back so he can shit down chimneys without exposing his naughty bits to the chill.

And as we all know, fat men have more trouble with their prostate, especially ones of Santa's years, so it provides easy access for Mrs. Claus to give him frequent prostate exams.

Where were you years ago?

santa is magic, he poops thru osmosis.

"Santa's sneaky rooftop stopover"

It looks to me like the artist was trying to portray Santa taking a much needed rest, what with the billion or so children he supposedly delivers presents to.

Give the poor guy a break!

Or is he warming his ass?

Santa Shit: the new coal in your stocking.

Actually, that was Evil Santa. See, he's trapping all the smoke from the fire in the house, and is trying to kill everyone inside! QUICK, SHOOT HIM DOWN!

All those mince pies, biscuits and milk have to go somewhere, I reckon he just dumps down the *bad* kids chimneys. At least it wasn't in their stockings, I guess....

The chimney is full of Santa scat , makes tracking him easier .

santa is so wonderful he probably craps gumdrops and candycanes! i can't wait till santa craps on my house!

rofl >.<

Don't you have to be dead to be on a stamp?

Hey kiddies Santa is dead.

How sad and so close to christmas........

That's great.

Blimy!

I don't give a crap what Santa is doing, I'm waiting outside with a 3030 this year for those fucking reindeer. Shit all over my car Christmas before last.

"You'll wish it was coal, you little fuckers!"

Bahaha!

not when there's alcohol involved. trust me.

maybe the kids put "dear santa, please shit down our chimney for xmas." are people in the uk into that?

You'd think if Santa was going to poo down someone's chimney, he'd at least take the sac of toys of his shoulder for pete's sake.

Those are chaps. Santa's kinky like that.