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Colin_ORegan

Colin_ORegan

Brooklyn, NY
May 2006

NOV 27, 2006 11:13 AM

It pains me to say, but the spirit of Christmas got shat on this month in the UK.

When the Royal Mail unveiled this year's line of festive stamps, the Church of England quickly reproached the government's postage service for not including any Christian themes in the holiday collection. However, other less religious critics are raising eyebrows over the implications of the artwork in the the new First-Class Christmas stamps.

The illustration appears to be Santa defecating down the chimney of some particularly bad children.

Judge for yourself:


It appears that Father Christmas is delivering more than holiday gifts and cheer to the house he is sitting atop...unfortunately it appears that he is taking a rather conspicuous dump.


In the UK's Mirror, the same sentiments are expressed with a little more subtlety.


But is Santa really doing what he seems to be doing on the new first-class Christmas stamp?

…that's a…a bit like Santa's sneaky rooftop stopover.

sketchless

sketchless

Windsor, ON
April 2006

NOV 29, 2006 03:08 PM

Don't you need to pull your pants down to be "defecating?"

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

NOV 29, 2006 03:10 PM

I Loved It!

thestral

thestral

Manassas, VA
August 2005

NOV 29, 2006 03:10 PM

Santa's pants have a secret trap door in the back so he can shit down chimneys without exposing his naughty bits to the chill.

And as we all know, fat men have more trouble with their prostate, especially ones of Santa's years, so it provides easy access for Mrs. Claus to give him frequent prostate exams.

Maxx

maxx

Los Angeles, CA
July 2002

NOV 29, 2006 03:11 PM

Melrose said:
Don't you need to pull your pants down to be "defecating?"


Where were you years ago?

P72

P72

Salt Lake City, UT
April 2004

NOV 29, 2006 03:15 PM

santa is magic, he poops thru osmosis.

Argene

Argene

Pittsburgh, PA
June 2004

NOV 29, 2006 03:18 PM

"Santa's sneaky rooftop stopover" biggrin

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

NOV 29, 2006 03:22 PM

It looks to me like the artist was trying to portray Santa taking a much needed rest, what with the billion or so children he supposedly delivers presents to.

Give the poor guy a break!

Dreu

dreu

USA
August 2006

NOV 29, 2006 03:38 PM

Or is he warming his ass?

Noctua

Noctua

San Francisco, CA
February 2004

NOV 29, 2006 03:45 PM

Santa Shit: the new coal in your stocking.

Targeted

Targeted

Willsboro, NY
June 2006

NOV 29, 2006 03:53 PM

Actually, that was Evil Santa. See, he's trapping all the smoke from the fire in the house, and is trying to kill everyone inside! QUICK, SHOOT HIM DOWN! tongue

sickboyedd

sickboyedd

United Kingdom
January 2004

NOV 29, 2006 03:57 PM

All those mince pies, biscuits and milk have to go somewhere, I reckon he just dumps down the *bad* kids chimneys. At least it wasn't in their stockings, I guess....

formerviking

formerviking

Denver, PA
May 2006

NOV 29, 2006 04:13 PM

The chimney is full of Santa scat , makes tracking him easier .

diggity

diggity

Carrboro, NC
March 2003

NOV 29, 2006 04:32 PM

santa is so wonderful he probably craps gumdrops and candycanes! i can't wait till santa craps on my house!

Keribelle

Keribelle

Seattle, WA
August 2006

NOV 29, 2006 04:40 PM

diggity said:
santa is so wonderful he probably craps gumdrops and candycanes! i can't wait till santa craps on my house!



rofl >.<

darkcharge

darkcharge

Portland, OR
June 2006

NOV 29, 2006 05:12 PM

Don't you have to be dead to be on a stamp?

Hey kiddies Santa is dead.

How sad and so close to christmas........

Defective

Defective

Thousand Oaks, CA
January 2006

NOV 29, 2006 05:23 PM

That's great.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

NOV 29, 2006 05:26 PM

Blimy!

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

NOV 29, 2006 05:29 PM

I don't give a crap what Santa is doing, I'm waiting outside with a 3030 this year for those fucking reindeer. Shit all over my car Christmas before last.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

NOV 29, 2006 05:33 PM

"You'll wish it was coal, you little fuckers!"

PRockGirlScout

PRockGirlScout

Portland, OR
October 2005

NOV 29, 2006 05:41 PM

Bahaha!

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

NOV 29, 2006 05:47 PM

Melrose said:
Don't you need to pull your pants down to be "defecating?"



not when there's alcohol involved. trust me.

matthewemilia

matthewemilia

Baltimore, MD
November 2006

NOV 29, 2006 08:20 PM

maybe the kids put "dear santa, please shit down our chimney for xmas." are people in the uk into that?

syncope

syncope

Seattle, WA
July 2006

NOV 29, 2006 08:42 PM

You'd think if Santa was going to poo down someone's chimney, he'd at least take the sac of toys of his shoulder for pete's sake.

StarBelliedBoy

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

NOV 29, 2006 08:48 PM

Melrose said:
Don't you need to pull your pants down to be "defecating?"



Those are chaps. Santa's kinky like that.

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