screw off!

everyone who isn't as drunk as I am right now is ten sorts of lame.
-it's 2:19am on thursday morning. if you haven't been drunk within the last 1 hour I officially dub you completely lame. so there. Sound off all un-lame drunk-o-rockers.
Dave

You're an ass!

trilo

oh. my. gosh.
i fucking LOVE you dave!!!


and you are going to laugh so hard when you read this tomorrow

and the funny part is.. they called me an idiot

I was drunk then....and it's 7:31 am and I'm heading to work...

It's scary that for I did not think for one second that I wouldn't be able to pull this off without getting shit.
-I guess sometimes it pays to have some cred on the site before doign somethign really stupid like starting an "I'm drunk thread".
Dave
PS: only 5 comments? geez, I've got a lot of lame-and-a-half certificates to make. you are al lsad, sad excuses for my friends.
Dave

Damn Poop!

It takes some seriously big nutz to post something like this!

I was too drunk to come on to the boards and post

Well not really, but I was pretty drunk.

I love this thread.

I stand by my earlier comment...

The I'm drunk threads are hilarious when you know the people involved.... and while PoopyDave is certainly an ass, he's a well known and well loved ass. See the big ol nuts thread for all the evidence you'll ever need.

trilo

ahh yes a new poopstar thread.

yea trilo is right that Poopydave's big ol nuts thread is my all time favorite.

So far, this girl is one of the only people who has submitted anything even close to evidence of NOT being a complete and total lame bastard.
And I don't even know the lady. Regardless of her drunkenness she could still be ten times more lame that you are, and she's still got more cred in my book right now. That's just another reason for all of you to feel bad about yourselves right now.
-tsk.....tsk.....tsk.
Dave

[Edited on Sep 19, 2003 by PoopyDave]

i was sleeping off my drunk at that time est.

I have visions of a drunken PoopyDave hunched over a desk working on certificates, drinking and laughing to himseld.... goofy bastard.

trilo

Such a disturbing image...

Jeez...I thought I was the only one up.

*burp*

Dude I want to be certified as lame! That wpould be coo.

oh wait a second.....

i doubt these people were drunk enough to wait to be connected click onto the site in post in somewhat okay grammar.

I've never been drunk so yes i guess I am SOOO lame.

Dave,

I haven't had alcohol in seven months so I couldn't join you unfortunately. I was working at my desk when you posted that though.

I still want a Lame-O Certificate.

Dude at 2:20 my time I was sittting in a little diner trying to sobber up. I had to drive home.

HEY, if you can still type your not that drunk ya pussy

screw me!
I'm completely and totally sober. I hgave up on going ou for a drink and just came home.
-lame lame lame lame poopydave.
Dave

Being sober isn't so lame... typing that badly while sober is.

trilo