Queer Women In Minnesota!

Hey womyn, I love meeting or just chatting with girls in my area! xoxo

You missed an E.

The "E" is silent....jerk.

She be one of them fyminysts.

Wait, feminists speak Klingon?

I think it's more about the Minnesotan accent.

You know, like in Fargo?

Oooooh.

You guys are so...unpossible!

Hey, random men who try to use the hook up board to try to get laid by random strangers here are mocked savagely, I don't see why lesbians should get off the hook.

Oh, good luck to her.

Apropos of nothing much, I'd really like to change the word "lesbian" to "lesbino".

As in:

"Hey look over there, at the hot lipstick lesbinos!"

and:

"Are all the SGs really lesbinos?"

Don't blame me. I spell things correctly!

I lyke you, stywyrt!

Ok first off the spelling "womyn" is from the 70's "third-wave" feminist movement, I think it's cool. Also, I wasn't using this "to get laid" It's hard to meet queer girls so I thought I'd try to make some connections. You all blow things way out of proportion.

y do you say that?

That's kinda what we do here.

Milwaukyy thryysome joke.

How does switching an E out to a Y make us more empowered? I mean, I'm not making fun, I'm genuinely curious. I guess it's to take the "men" out of the word, right? But then how far do we take it? Are we not human, but humyn? It all seems so divisive to me.

Listen....get in the kytchyn and make me a sandwych.

i don't know if i should burn my bra or knit a sweater! i'm so confused!

Of course, they're building landing strips for gay martians. I'm not so worried about that. I'll tell you whay worries me is the youth. I'll give you an example, you know that Johnny Werzner kid? The kid who delivers papers in the neighborhood? He's a fine kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it. Anyway, for his 10th birthday, all he
wanted was a burrow owl, just like his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow
owl. I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live". So the guy
breaks down and buys him a burrow owl. Anyway at 10:30 the other night I
go out into my yard and there's the Werzner kid looking up in the tree. I
said, "What are you looking for?" He said, "I'm looking for my burrow
owl." I say, "Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows that a
burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they
call it a burrow owl, anyway?!" Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that
is gonna know what the queers are doing to the soil?

Its our thing thyng.

A lesbino sounds like a pale-skinned, white-haired, red-eyed wom_n who loves the l_dies!

Knit a bra and burn a sweater.

They won't stop until the term "mailman" is changed into "person-person".

Exactly!