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Hooraydiation

Hooraydiation

Boston, MA
October 2005

JUL 12, 2006 09:00 PM

Mayoral candidate pleads guilty to beating wife with gun 1 week before election, wins anyway.

Black Hawk, a town of 178 people, voted this man into office unanimously.

"We don't think it detracts from his ability to be mayor, and will probably, in the long run, make him a better human being," said Black Hawk spokesman Chuck Ford. "We're all fallible. We come from a very tight knit small community in Black Hawk. We're probably a little more willing than the average listener in Denver to forgive and give people a second chance."

Roethke

Roethke

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUL 12, 2006 09:05 PM

I know that pistolwhipping my wife made me more eligible for public office.

IKCSmiley

ikcsmiley

Asheville, NC
July 2003

JUL 12, 2006 09:12 PM

"Bitch, you better get me my sandwich or I'm gonna get all mayorial on your ass!" oink

Manchester_Black

Manchester_Black

Edmonton, AB
March 2004

JUL 12, 2006 09:16 PM

I think the voters were just scared of what he'd do to them if he lost, I mean, if a man is capable of pistolwhipping his wife think of what he'd be willing to do to a stranger!

Roethke

Roethke

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUL 12, 2006 09:19 PM

Manchester_Black said:
I think the voters were just scared of what he'd do to them if he lost, I mean, if a man is capable of pistolwhipping his wife think of what he'd be willing to do to a stranger!



It's a small enough town for everyone to know each other, literally. Maybe they all thought she had it coming.

IKCSmiley

ikcsmiley

Asheville, NC
July 2003

JUL 12, 2006 09:25 PM

oyaji said:

Roethke said:
I know that pistolwhipping my wife made me more eligible for public office.



It certainly makes you more eligible to hold a high position in the Bush administration, I think.



Only if you shoot them in the face...

Hooraydiation

Hooraydiation

Boston, MA
October 2005

JUL 12, 2006 09:32 PM

IKCSmiley said:

oyaji said:

Roethke said:
I know that pistolwhipping my wife made me more eligible for public office.



It certainly makes you more eligible to hold a high position in the Bush administration, I think.



Only if you shoot them in the face...



But only if you're the kind of person who can make your victim apologize for getting shot.