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7/19/06

Pete Coors Pleads Not Guilty to DUI

7/19/06

Marijuana vs North America [2]

7/19/06

Why President Bush isn't as bad as the left would have you think [18]

7/19/06

NEWS: Buy a Gun And Learn How To Eat Rats

7/19/06

NEWS: "Massive Corruption" in Iraqi Oil Biz

7/19/06

Moment Of Zen (July 18, 2006)

7/19/06

NEWS: Can I Charge You For Being an Asshole? [2]

Marisa_DiMattia

7/19/06

China builds railway into Tibet

CommunistCanuck

7/18/06

NEWS: Bushs Stupidity May Cause Head to Implode [5]

7/18/06

Paris Hilton gives up sex for a year [2]

7/18/06

7/18/06

NEWS: Microsoft wants to put it in your ears, bud. [2]

7/18/06

NEWS: Lies and Exaggerations Fill Stem Cell Debate [2]

7/18/06

Boulder man on bad LSD trip acts as "bridge troll"

7/18/06

President Bush likes him some pork.

7/18/06

Why can't I ever think up shit like this?

7/17/06

Democrats give in, pull internet add.

7/17/06

NEWS: Israel Pushes On, Bush Tacitly Approves [4]

7/17/06

America's Greatest Hero, Dead at 69.

7/17/06

NEWS: New York Times Pulls A Fox News

7/17/06

Iraq is the way.

7/17/06

NEWS: Hi, My Names George And Im a Failure [2]

7/17/06

NEWS: Pro-Life Retard Takes The Onion Seriously [3]

7/16/06

NEWS: Tony Blair Feels the Heat

7/16/06

NEWS: Serbs Up For Crimes Against Humanity

7/16/06

NEWS: Calderon Just Barely Wins in Mexico

7/16/06

NEWS: "Drowned Alive"? Not Quite: Suicide Girls' Apple Store Adventure (24/7 Edition) [2]

7/16/06

NEWS: Heroine to be Punished For Telling The Truth [2]

7/16/06

NEWS: New RAM chip unveiled, soon you can boot up Windows already loaded with shite

7/15/06

Plame and Wilson sue Cheney, Libby and Rove

7/15/06

NEWS: The King is Dead. Long Live the King.

7/15/06

NEWS: Colbert Explains Lieberman

7/15/06

NEWS: GOP Bets Big on Internet Gambling Ban

7/15/06

Duke Rape Scandal and then another.....

7/15/06

NEWS: Vote For Evil in 06!

7/14/06

NEWS: MySpace: Ready To Destroy America In The Future [2]

7/14/06

NEWS: Republicans Make Democrats Some Money

7/13/06

NEWS: Deja Vu All Over Again [2]

7/13/06

NEWS: Hatch Brokers Useless Middle East Accord

7/13/06

NEWS: Lamest Political Scandal Ever

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Quirky

Birmingham, AL

October 2005

JUN 14, 2006 08:52 AM

You are a heroine to millions.

fakecake

I'm lost

June 2006

JUN 14, 2006 09:16 AM

Nixon said:
What will you eat? Is Missy sending you cookies?

i'm a mummy mermaiden! we love cookies!

noirkiss3

Minneapolis, MN

April 2006

JUN 14, 2006 09:35 AM

Shouldn't this be in the silliness category? A guy lived in WalMart and documented it about a month ago.

fakecake

I'm lost

June 2006

JUN 14, 2006 10:49 AM

noirkiss3 said:
Shouldn't this be in the silliness category? A guy lived in WalMart and documented it about a month ago.

Where's the flippin concierge? I need a brief and turkey snadwich. Por favor?

fakecake

I'm lost

June 2006

JUN 14, 2006 10:49 AM

and by brief...i mean brie

Margot_Dent

Los Angeles, CA

February 2004

JUN 14, 2006 10:59 AM

cool idea, but those updates are nearly impossible to read

fakecake

I'm lost

June 2006

JUN 14, 2006 11:20 AM

i've been reduced to emoticons.

maxx

Los Angeles, CA

July 2002

JUN 14, 2006 01:21 PM

this would be the perfect thing to post in your journal

calami00

I'm lost

November 2005

JUN 14, 2006 02:25 PM

... a bollywood FIGHT CLUB?

applextrent

Long Beach, CA

October 2005

JUN 14, 2006 06:38 PM

http://digg.com/apple/Girl_to_spend_entire_week_in_Manhattan_Apple_Store

Nixon

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUN 14, 2006 09:59 PM

Where do you think she went? Should we send a Saint Bernard?

Christopher

Portland, OR

November 2002

JUN 14, 2006 10:00 PM

Incidentaly, that green goo may be coolant from one of the machines: http://www.macsimumnews.com/index.php/archive/macosgliquid_cooled_power_mac_g5s_leaking

Big_Slikk

Anchorage, AK

April 2005

JUN 15, 2006 02:07 AM

Slikk said:
I love the Senior Discount for the Hip Hop Theater Festival 2006!

I gotta try that Soda Bottle Volcano.

fakecake said:
Do you think you'd qualify for that senior citizen discount?

I couldn't even it they ment High School, College or 55yrs old!

PointBlank

New York, NY

November 2004

JUN 15, 2006 06:08 AM

applextrent said:
http://digg.com/apple/Girl_to_spend_entire_week_in_Manhattan_Apple_Store

That's hilarious.

Also: Not even 24 hours? I think I spent longer in line at a Home Depot once.

hadees

Austin, TX

December 2003

JUN 15, 2006 05:23 PM

PointBlank said:

applextrent said:
http://digg.com/apple/Girl_to_spend_entire_week_in_Manhattan_Apple_Store

That's hilarious.

Also: Not even 24 hours? I think I spent longer in line at a Home Depot once.

Did you read the comments for that story?

They really hate this site.

Margot_Dent

Los Angeles, CA

February 2004

JUN 15, 2006 05:35 PM

hadees said:

PointBlank said:

applextrent said:
http://digg.com/apple/Girl_to_spend_entire_week_in_Manhattan_Apple_Store

That's hilarious.

Also: Not even 24 hours? I think I spent longer in line at a Home Depot once.

Did you read the comments for that story?

They really hate this site.

yeah, those people are kind of stupid, but so was the stunt, so it all evens out.

PointBlank

New York, NY

November 2004

JUN 15, 2006 06:32 PM

hadees said:

PointBlank said:

applextrent said:
http://digg.com/apple/Girl_to_spend_entire_week_in_Manhattan_Apple_Store

That's hilarious.

Also: Not even 24 hours? I think I spent longer in line at a Home Depot once.

Did you read the comments for that story?

They really hate this site.

Yeah, that's what i thought was hilarious...i really don't care, just as long as people are funny in their hatred.

applextrent

Long Beach, CA

October 2005

JUN 15, 2006 08:25 PM

Who would have thought computer nerds and geeks would be opposed to porn? If they don't look at porn they don't deserve to read the article anyway. I mean what tech savvy male doesn't look at porn? Hypocrites.

RandomNerd

I'm lost

January 2005

JUN 16, 2006 12:02 PM

Tangus said:
will you be there this weekend? I want to visit you!

My interest is peaked, as well, and I'd like to contribute. Would you like granola bars or some other kind of non-perishable food? A Ka-Bar Knife to fight off iPod-Zombies?

GuyIncognito

Minneapolis, MN

September 2004

JUL 15, 2006 05:57 PM

so like did she die or what?

r.i.p.

Lawnboy

Tulsa, OK

July 2006

JUL 16, 2006 03:13 AM

They play the Lips at the Apple Store?

I must go there.

Lawnboy

Tulsa, OK

July 2006

JUL 16, 2006 03:21 AM

AND you listen to TMBG???
Marry me, please.

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