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NEWS: Hater of Dildos Turns His Wrath To Potheads

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ikcsmiley

Asheville, NC

July 2003

MAY 02, 2006 10:05 PM

MisterLinguist said:

IKCSmiley said:

MisterLinguist said:

joker_c86 said:

sportbikepilot said:
where should we send the judgemental asshole christians?

That is the whole problem in a nutshell. Unfortunately, centuries ago, people sent them here.

Actually I think they crashed here.

No, it was called Georgia

The puritans crashed in Savannah?! Whoda thunkit?!

It seems like that sometimes doesn't it

Quirky

Birmingham, AL

October 2005

MAY 02, 2006 10:11 PM

Someguysteve said:
I don't do drugs, but if they leave so am I. I'm not staying here while the US turns into a theocracy.

Theocracy- the state where a complaint that, "hey I voted for the other guy" will get you burned for heresy.

Theocracy is too big a word for Theocrats. They'll think The Ocracy. Wut's a ocracy?

The Ocracy of the USA.

mingol

Singapore

July 2005

MAY 03, 2006 01:25 AM

If this bill should ever actually pass, is there anyone here who'll volunteer to plant some crack on Rep. G. Ralph Davenport, Jr.?

Actually, given how silly this "bill" is, there may be no need. He's probably smoking the stuff already.

Polly

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

MAY 03, 2006 01:44 AM

aww, potheads.

it's funny how we lose things.

Saffron

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

MAY 03, 2006 09:33 AM

makes me proud to be south carolinian

.

PS

Waldo_Jeffers

United Kingdom

OLD SKOOL

MAY 03, 2006 10:52 AM

CaptainJonny said:
This pot is making me paranoid!
<hides dildo in the safest place of all>

[Edited on May 02, 2006 by CaptainJonny]

Ah, but you forgot one thing, didn't you? God is omniscient - he sees all and he knows all and you can be real sure that HE KNOWS WHERE YOU PUT THAT DILDO!!

Muah ha ha!!

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