Liquor stores close at 9pm.
Bars close at 2am.
Only 3.2 beer may be sold outside of bars and liquor stores.
Only state in union where tattooing is still illegal.
Pornography may show no penetration.
Strippers must wear pasties, underwear.
Oklahoma, where we liked how things were during the Eisenhower administration and see no reason to change!
Liquor stores close at 9pm.
Bars close at 2am.
Only 3.2 beer may be sold outside of bars and liquor stores.
Only state in union where tattooing is still illegal.
Pornography may show no penetration.
Strippers must wear pasties, underwear.
Oklahoma, where we liked how things were during the Eisenhower administration and see no reason to change!
I was going to bring those things up too.
Did I also mention that there are only like 6 public bus routes in all of Oklahoma City, and they stop at 6pm? And sidewalks are about as rare as the dodo bird? But that's okay, it's not like we're one of America's fattest cities.
But like someone said, it's ridiculously cheap, so as long as there is cable internet to be had...
Keith said:
Only state in union where tattooing is still illegal.
This struck me as so odd. I mean the others I utterly disagree with, but I can at least pretend to see some sort of reasoning behind.
WTF would be the reasoning behind this?
I'm guessing that it refers to the bits of the bible that say changing your body in any way is sinful, and somewhere in the past 1600 years it got into the collective subconscious that tattoos fit that category.
Tattoos are illegal, piercings became legal as of 2001.
video games are the last things to worry about. You can order them off line or out of a catalog if your that worried about it. We spend so much money outside the state via texas or arkansa or kansas on things like tattoos or lottery tickets...
We even have dry counties that wont sell beer or liquor and you can't bring it into those counties either.... we have done without for so long that I seriously doubt that this will mean anything to a kid other then that hes gonna have to get it online or something....
Trevallion
Murfreesboro, TN
February 2004
APR 26, 2006 06:41 PM