AmbientLight said:
Well I personally would like to see a ban on the manufacture & sales of weapons... firearms, bombs & such. It's those things that create the REAL obscenities.

I'll bet Rep. Davenport is strongly in favor of things that kill & maime while trying to ban things give pleasure.

Does anyone else see a fucked up value system here... or is it just me?

I was thinking the exact same thing wen I read this article!

I always thought that maybe people should just stop shooting other people and stick to the ranges. If you ban weapons. People will just kill each other with their hands or somthing, Thats it. Maybe we should ban hands. Or how about doing whatd you like. Yeah i like that one. All people should be allowed to do is to shit, shower and work for the government.

There would be far fewer deaths per year if people had to resort to using their bare hands. Do you think the boys from the Columbine shooting would've even tried punching everyone in their high school to death?

Maybe Rep. Davenport is afraid that the next mass killing will from kids wielding dildos, vibrators & ben wa balls!

[Edited on Apr 22, 2006 by AmbientLight]

MschfMayhemSoap

Phoenix, AZ

April 2006

APR 22, 2006 10:29 PM

strangled by a string of anal beads..... I love it...

GiddyIguana

Spartanburg, SC

February 2004

APR 22, 2006 10:58 PM

God, I love my home state...

Oh, and to Frank's suggestion:

would like to bring up a plan I had several years ago to build huge trebuchets on the borders of Alabama and use them to fling emergency stockpiles of dildos deep into the interior of that state.

...you're going to throw them all the way across Georgia? I don't think they'd be much use to anyone after going through THAT kind of abuse.

It'd be better to start digging tunnels under the NC/SC border. Or smuggle them aboard homemade submarines across the Savannah River.

Andvari

Calgary, AB

April 2005

APR 22, 2006 11:19 PM

GiddyIguana said:
God, I love my home state...

Oh, and to Frank's suggestion:

would like to bring up a plan I had several years ago to build huge trebuchets on the borders of Alabama and use them to fling emergency stockpiles of dildos deep into the interior of that state.

Who cares if it successful. It'd be fun to watch.

mingol

Singapore

July 2005

APR 23, 2006 12:32 AM

Frank said:
I would like to bring up a plan I had several years ago to build huge trebuchets on the borders of Alabama and use them to fling emergency stockpiles of dildos deep into the interior of that state.

Somebody should do this in SC even if the bill doesn't pass.

DeceptiviewFilm

Parlin, NJ

February 2004

APR 23, 2006 05:46 AM

this makes me laugh.

When the RNC was in NYC, the locals flew in the highest class callgirls and hookers for the deviant behavior.

Meridon

I'm lost

September 2005

APR 23, 2006 05:51 AM

Fayd said:
On top of not being able to get tattoo's and sex toys, South Carolina isn't letting me email Ralph either. Maybe their server locked up downloading good, wholesome, internet, Bible stories.

It's the new liberal-detection software. Those neocons are good. Too good.

Stasiss_Levine

Mountlake Terrace, WA

October 2005

APR 23, 2006 06:01 AM

mmm loooks like someone got a bit upsett when his woman was getting along just fine not fucking him....

JennyLou

Danvers, MA

December 2002

APR 23, 2006 08:15 AM

MrStitches said:
If dildos are outlawed only outlaws will have dildos?

damn... I will be going to jail on several counts of illegal dildos and varrious sex toys! I guess I had better get ready to be someone's bitch...

schadenfreude

Svalbard And Jan Mayen

July 2004

APR 23, 2006 09:28 AM

skeptik said:

He looks like he's got a Magic Bullet up his ass as we speak.

Dark_Templar

Auburn, CA

June 2004

APR 23, 2006 03:24 PM

Then, I assume, law enforcement would go back to the station and anally destroy each other.

Ha ha ha ha ha

Tournee

Grand Rapids, MI

February 2006

APR 23, 2006 09:40 PM

OK, can there be a more pointless proposed law out there... unfortunately there probably is.

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA

December 2003

APR 23, 2006 09:43 PM

When bullets are outlawed, only outlaws will have them.

Jessiska

United Kingdom

February 2006

APR 24, 2006 06:44 AM

I often find it weird how in a country where (or so I heard) you're not allowed to teach religion (in some states), it has such a terrible hold on the place!!

Wren

SUICIDEGIRL

Minnesota, USA

APR 24, 2006 06:57 AM

From the reactions in this thread, you'd think that no one had ever done this before. Lots of states have laws banning sex toys. I don't know if owning one is a FELONY in those states and that's pretty fucking extreme, but SC certainly isn't the first place to propose this sort of law.

Viva

Las Vegas, NV

August 2004

APR 24, 2006 06:58 AM

lunchbox said:
Finally, my dream of screaming down country roads and comically evading the police to make bootleg dildo deliveres can come true!

Wow dude, best idea for a smokey and teh bandit remake Ive ever heard. Now it would make sense why the big fat guy was with the midget.

[Edited on Apr 24, 2006 by Viva]

tisiphone

USA

April 2006

APR 24, 2006 07:10 AM

They can't actually make it a felony to own one. Or well, they could, but the first time they tried to convict someone they'd pay out the ass in court fees and probably get their asses handed to them in the Supreme court. In South Carolina a felony is defined as a crime that the guilty party can be sentenced to over a year in prison.

So pretty much, if they make it a law everyone is going to ignore it, just like sodomy laws, until there's a political advantage, and then some unlucky schmuck will get busted in on by the cops on a "tip" and get arrested for it...because someone way high up in the food chain doesn't like them.

I only have a year left in SC before I move again. Can't bloody wait.

ASSH0LE

Las Vegas, NV

June 2003

APR 25, 2006 08:47 PM

DeceptiviewFilm said:
this makes me laugh.

When the RNC was in NYC, the locals flew in the highest class callgirls and hookers for the deviant behavior.

And former Veep Nelson Rockefeller had a rotating waterbed. I'm not sure if this was the same bed he died in (with a prostitute).

I believe he supported natural sex toys, though.

[Edited on Apr 25, 2006 8:50PM]

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH

April 2004

APR 25, 2006 08:50 PM

They call them fingers, but have you ever seen them fing?

RandomNerd

I'm lost

January 2005

APR 26, 2006 06:46 PM

My job sells massage devices, and some of them are so small that they could only be vibrators, but Corporate must be too embarassed to admit it.

One day a woman bought four and joked about how she was giving these as presents for friends.

SonOfAPunk

Maple Ridge, BC

January 2006

APR 26, 2006 06:49 PM

That is so fucking retarded...

SonOfAPunk

Maple Ridge, BC

January 2006

APR 26, 2006 06:49 PM

Clov said:
They call them fingers, but have you ever seen them fing?

Oh... Oh! Wait! There they go!

(Hahaha!)

joker_

Minneapolis, MN

October 2005

APR 27, 2006 12:48 PM

Has anyone here considered, doing something like this...

Dildo Envy

Now, get it on the blogs, then get it on your friends blog and their friends blogs...

You all know how this works right?

Then, when it is done. We can celebrate by getting it put in Newsweek or something like that.

[Edited on Apr 27, 2006 by joker_c86]

Stirfry

Cleveland, OH

September 2002

APR 27, 2006 02:48 PM

alpha_hazard said:
why can't we just register our sex toys like they register their guns?

who's "they"?

Longpastbedtime

Ames, IA

March 2003

APR 27, 2006 06:48 PM

Frank said:
would like to bring up a plan I had several years ago to build huge trebuchets on the borders of Alabama and use them to fling emergency stockpiles of dildos deep into the interior of that state.

I say that's a bad idea. I mean, if they're this mad now, how fired up are they going to be when some innocent 7-year-old kid gets maimed by a flying 12-inch double-ended jelly? Consequences, man.

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