NEWS: Ladies, That Is Why God Made Fingers

POLITICS: Ladies, That Is Why God Made Fingers

A South Carolina state lawmaker wants to ban the sale of sex toys. Amazingly, he is a Republican. Representative Ralph Davenport has proposed a bill that would add sex toys to the states current obscenity laws. He wants to make it a FELONY to sell those sweet, special toys that are used primarily for sexual stimulation.

Then, I assume, law enforcement would go back to the station and anally destroy each other.

Yeah, he’s too busy at home relentlessly masturbating as a celebratory gift to himself for creating the greatest bill of all time.

If you want to let Ralph know how you feel about the slippery slope of vibrator bans, here is his email. And there's a pretty picture of Ralph.

Finally, my dream of screaming down country roads and comically evading the police to make bootleg dildo deliveres can come true!

He looks like he's got a Magic Bullet up his ass as we speak.

Hopefully it kills him, just like it killed Kennedy.

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attn_ho said:

lunchbox said:
Finally, my dream of screaming down country roads and comically evading the police to make bootleg dildo deliveres can come true!

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or this:

I love this state.

in other news the sale of cucumbers has gone up threefold in the state of South Carolina

I'm utterly confused.

Well I personally would like to see a ban on the manufacture & sales of weapons... firearms, bombs & such. It's those things that create the REAL obscenities.

I'll bet Rep. Davenport is strongly in favor of things that kill & maime while trying to ban things give pleasure.

Does anyone else see a fucked up value system here... or is it just me?

I was thinking the exact same thing wen I read this article!

Once, when I was working as a bag boy, I saw a man with nothing in his cart but a cuecumber and a box of condoms.

This guy looks just like Jerry Falwell and Stephen Harper's lovechild.

[Edited on Apr 22, 2006 3:12PM]

You mean like how conservatives tend to be against teaching safe sex, but are completely ready to go to war?

Isn't S. Carolina where that weird Christian group is trying to move to in order to create a Christian majority in the state? That's right, it is. Christian Exodus

Does.... not.... compute....

Sounds like another US wanker of a politican that needs shooting. I wish some group SG would start up a part nation wide in the senate and congress and take all the seats of all these retards just to wake them up to the fact that they are not in touch with the comon ppl or reality.

Here's the thing: sex toy bans don't stop the sale of sex toys, they just start getting sold as "novelty items." Oh, and the clerks at sex shops can no longer talk about what they're for and how to use them safely.

why can't we just register our sex toys like they register their guns?

If dildos are outlawed only outlaws will have dildos?

Ralphy Baby

try this
or this

http://www.scstatehouse.net/members/bios/0454545400.html

[Edited on Apr 22, 2006 by scorp17yh]

Do republicans suffer from a rare form of mad ocw ?!!?!?

WTF ?

THEY ALWAYS MAKE THE WRONG (and dare I say it stupid) DECISIONS !!!!
\Any other country they would have been over thrown ages ago !!!!

would like to bring up a plan I had several years ago to build huge trebuchets on the borders of Alabama and use them to fling emergency stockpiles of dildos deep into the interior of that state.

I always thought that maybe people should just stop shooting other people and stick to the ranges. If you ban weapons. People will just kill each other with their hands or somthing, Thats it. Maybe we should ban hands. Or how about doing whatd you like. Yeah i like that one. All people should be allowed to do is to shit, shower and work for the government.

Leave it to a dildo to try to outlaw them.

There would be far fewer deaths per year if people had to resort to using their bare hands. Do you think the boys from the Columbine shooting would've even tried punching everyone in their high school to death?