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UpTight

UpTight

I'm lost
December 2003

FEB 15, 2005 09:17 AM

Was it a domestic accident, a suicide attempt or did his latest nose fall off...

only time will tell....

Michael Jackson hospitalised
SANTA MARIA, Calif. - Jury selection in Michael Jackson (news)'s child molestation case was delayed Tuesday after the pop star was taken to the emergency room for reasons that were not immediately known, the judge said.

Judge Rodney Melville told prospective jurors that Jackson was taken to a local hospital on his way to court. Melville did not give any details about the illness and said he was awaiting word on Jackson's condition before deciding whether selection would resume Tuesday.

The judge made the announcement 15 minutes after Jackson was scheduled to appear in court at 8:30 a.m. A call to the Marian Medical Center in Santa Maria, where Jackson was taken, was not immediately returned.



It seems very possible that Jackson could spend time in jail - even if it is just for giving alcohol to minors. One wonders how he could cope.


[Edited on Feb 15, 2005 by Albion]

quasi_sean

quasi_sean

Houston, TX
July 2003

FEB 15, 2005 09:18 AM

And the pediatric ward goes on LOCKDOWN.

RACER_X

RACER_X

Philadelphia, PA
February 2003

FEB 15, 2005 09:18 AM

Food poisoning....he ate a 5 year old weiner.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

FEB 15, 2005 09:18 AM

Michael_DeSade

Michael_DeSade

Seattle, WA
OLD SKOOL

FEB 15, 2005 09:19 AM

Racer_X said:
Food poisoning....he ate a 5 year old weiner.



That is so wrong.....and so fucking funny.

ARRR!!!

laruby1565

laruby1565

United Kingdom
December 2004

FEB 15, 2005 09:25 AM

quasi_sean said:
And the pediatric ward goes on LOCKDOWN.



LMFAO! That was my first thought...

n8tvegrl

n8tvegrl

Bend, OR
February 2004

FEB 15, 2005 09:41 AM

"During Monday's proceedings, Jackson smiled and nodded at potential jurors. At one point he picked roughly at a fingernail, and later wrapped it in a napkin. "

Why they thought this was relevant enough to note in the Yahoo news link is beyond me. It kind of makes me wonder how weird my own behavior would sound if someone were to zero in on it. I mean, who hasn't had a hang nail?

The guy is a freak and clearly has some mental/emotional/sexual issues, but all of this attention and focus on his every move is ridiculous.

Mallory

Mallory

SUICIDEGIRL

Connecticut, USA

FEB 15, 2005 09:45 AM

Racer_X said:
Food poisoning....he ate a 5 year old weiner.



thats exactly what i was thinking!!
except i thought maybe he choked on it while trying to wash it down with a tall glass of milk..

UpTight

UpTight

I'm lost
December 2003

FEB 15, 2005 09:45 AM

just heard "its the flu" - could be a bullshit excuse

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

FEB 15, 2005 09:47 AM

Albion said:
just heard "its the flu" - could be a bullshit excuse


True, but Michael Jackson catching the flu would be like any of the rest of us catching the ebola virus. All that plastic surgery's probably weakened his immune system something fierce.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

FEB 15, 2005 09:50 AM

You guys are waaaaaaay off. He got a gerbil stuck in his ass....then when they pumped his stomach they found 3 gallons of horse semen.

Christ...don't you ever check your facts on Snopes?

zenFish

zenFish

Vancouver, BC
August 2004

FEB 15, 2005 10:19 AM

Cash said:
You guys are waaaaaaay off. He got a gerbil stuck in his ass....then when they pumped his stomach they found 3 gallons of horse semen.

Christ...don't you ever check your facts on Snopes?



thanks, after 20 hours of sleep i was feeling fine from my fever/upset stomach... tongue

el_oso

el_oso

Canada
September 2002

FEB 15, 2005 10:22 AM

zenFish said:

Cash said:
You guys are waaaaaaay off. He got a gerbil stuck in his ass....then when they pumped his stomach they found 3 gallons of horse semen.

Christ...don't you ever check your facts on Snopes?



thanks, after 20 hours of sleep i was feeling fine from my fever/upset stomach... tongue



REALLY bad timing to read this while eating vanilla yogurt.

really bad.

Magilla

magilla

Congo
May 2003

FEB 15, 2005 10:24 AM

Racer_X said:
Food poisoning....he ate a 5 year old weiner.


I can't even try to top this. Bravo.

ROCKADIVA

ROCKADIVA

Houston, TX
March 2004

FEB 15, 2005 10:27 AM

quasi_sean said:
And the pediatric ward goes on LOCKDOWN.



Bwhahahahaha

Lain

Lain

Astoria, NY
April 2004

FEB 15, 2005 10:29 AM

* cough *
Bullshit
* cough *

Dead_Ringer

Dead_Ringer

I'm lost
September 2004

FEB 15, 2005 10:50 AM

what's the difference between michael jackson and neil armstrong?

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

FEB 15, 2005 10:52 AM

dead_ringer said:
what's the difference between michael jackson and neil armstrong?


Neil was the first man on the moon... while Michael LIKES TO FUCK LITTLE KIDS.

luckyride

luckyride

Portland, OR
May 2003

FEB 15, 2005 11:04 AM

he dead yet?

hoisin

hoisin

United Kingdom
April 2004

FEB 15, 2005 11:10 AM

It's the flu. they need to take his nose off and empty it.

[Edited on Feb 15, 2005 by hoisin]

Dead_Ringer

Dead_Ringer

I'm lost
September 2004

FEB 15, 2005 11:16 AM

MisterSatan said:

dead_ringer said:
what's the difference between michael jackson and neil armstrong?


Neil was the first man on the moon... while Michael LIKES TO FUCK LITTLE KIDS.



well, neil WALKED on the moon, but yes...!

Thistle

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

FEB 15, 2005 11:17 AM

I think if he went to jail he would be in solitary, like Tommy Lee was. If a "tough guy" like Tommy Lee has to be in solitary to be protected from the other prisoners, then Michael Jackson definitely would.

Sorry I didn't say anything funny.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

FEB 15, 2005 11:19 AM

Thistle said:
Sorry I didn't say anything funny.


Thistle, I think it's time we talked about your flair.

Arlo

Arlo

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

FEB 15, 2005 11:21 AM

HE DIDN'T MOLEST KIDS!!! HE DIDN'T HE DIDN'T HE DIDN'T!!!

i will never believe it. maybe i'm in denial. he has gotten really creepy these days but i just don't think he does that...but he IS the absolute PERFECT target for those allegations.

i hope he doesn't die in the hospital or something crazy like that. i would cry.

[Edited on Feb 15, 2005 by Arlo]

RACER_X

RACER_X

Philadelphia, PA
February 2003

FEB 15, 2005 11:24 AM

Riiiiiiiiiight.

And most normal 40-something men have little boyscout mannequins in their bedrooms.

whatever

i hate to break it to you like this....... biggrin

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