Zoo to Convert Gay Penguins

Gays Outraged by Penguin Sex Test

This is just too funny.

If you're so wrapped up in your cause or identity that you involve yourself emotionally with the sexual behavior of penguins, you need to relax. Seriously.

What, no pics? Cuz gay peguins are hawt.

yeah i had to read that to my boyfriend who is from germany he laughed his ass off

Animals are gay. Anyone that has seen Animals by Ricky Gervais would know that.

Last I checked, just being in a zoo ranked pretty high on the human interference scale.

Anyone who wears a tuxedo EVERYWHERE is Gay or James Bond, and I don't see any penguins drinking martinis.

My thoughts....those "Gay Groups" should lighten up. I think the zoos motives are to ensure that there will be little penguins running around one day. It's hard to do that if all your male penguins are humping each other and trying to hatch baby stones. Funny ass hell though. Crazy little butt humpers.

Either they'll mate with the female penguins, or give them fabulous new ways to arrange their feathers. It's cool either way.

The female penguins will either have mates or new friends they can be catty about the other female penguins with.

I'm a penguin keeper in San Diego and can attest to ther same-sex proclivities of many of our animals. Penguins are loyal to their nest sites and males will meet up with males, females with females, every year. The female nests wind up overflowing with infertile eggs. Males, like the article said, will often resort to incubating rocks, or, if inside a refriferated enclsure, ice chips. Introducing new birds usually doesn't do the trick, but I can understand the effort. Humboldts are endangered and there was recently a conference in Chicago to draw up a species survival program. Most likely, the zoo will eventually split up the male-male pairs and trade them out to other zoos. Oh, the heartbreak.

Breed, for the good of your species!

Seriously though, perhaps the "gay groups" would lighten up if the Christian groups would stop claiming that homosexuality is an abomination not found anywhere else in nature.

Agreed.

after revealing my obssession with the south african "jackass" penguins, a guy with whom i play poker said, "dude, penguins are so gay." who knew?

If they're really gay, then a "Queer Eye for the Straight Penguin" series can't be far off.

Carson Penguin: "Could those feathers be any more hideous? Oh, no, don't answer that!"

About fucking time. Shameful hedonist penguins.

Damn flightless heathens!

any Gay rights activist that makes a big deal about this is waaaaay too full of theirself.

I'm going to stare at these words for hours, like a zombie, marvelling...

http://www.ananova.com/

http://www.ananova.com/

More importantly the penguins are pissed off that they stopped playing It's Raining Men over the Zoo's loudspeaker.

Kyan Penguin: "I wanted to ask you whether you use any product? It's important in the cold weather that we keep you nice and waterproof."

Maybe there's a reason this species is endangered....