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almostfamous

almostfamous

NEWSWIRE

United Kingdom

FEB 02, 2005 09:25 AM

Even though there have been numerous complaints from the public, the Advertising Standards Authority has decided that you can show frog cock on British TV.

Despite complaints from 60 people, Britain's advertising regulators said on Wednesday there is nothing inappropriate about the genitals of an animated frog whose high-pitched squeals are sold as a mobile phone ringtone.

Television adverts of the motorcycle-riding Crazy Frog, who is drawn with a broad smile and a tiny penis, run frequently on British television, amusing, baffling and annoying viewers.

"While unusual for an animated model of this type to be shown with genitalia, no sexual or inappropriate references were made about its anatomy," the UK's Advertising Standards Authority said.


The Crazy Frog ringtone advert is probably the most hated thing in Britain at the moment, and 22 of those 60 complaints were from people that simply found the advert fucking irritating. Five parents were also annoyed at being left red-faced after their kids quizzed them on what was going on in the frog's nether-regions.

Even more irritating is the fact that the noise the 'crazy' frog produces has already travelled the globe in emails for 8 years, and you have this bastard to thank for it.

It was Daniel who, as a 17-year-old in 1997, sat down in front of his computer and recorded himself imitating his friends' souped-up mopeds. Although he didn't know it at the time, his funny little recording would one day become the Crazy Frog.

[...]

Before long, an acquaintance of Daniel's had posted the recording on the web, where a researcher on Swedish TV found it and persuaded Daniel to perform the sound live on television.

From there, it was used on various websites, particularly on one called the Insanity Test, which had the sound playing alongside a picture of a racing car, with the challenge for people to listen without laughing.

In 2003, Daniel's fellow Swede, Erik Wernquist, drew the now familiar animated frog to go with the sound, christened it The Annoying Thing, and put it on his website for download.




Anyone yet to be subjected to the despicable creation can subject themselves to it here.

Pirate_Romeo

Pirate_Romeo

Oklahoma City, OK
November 2004

FEB 02, 2005 10:11 AM

Dude! I've seen that annoying fuckstain here in Oklahoma! tongue I wonder how that one slipped under the radar of the Holier than thou baptists?

Vanuslux

Vanuslux

Atlanta, GA
February 2004

FEB 02, 2005 10:13 AM


Five parents were also annoyed at being left red-faced after their kids quizzed them on what was going on in the frog's nether-regions.



I hate parents like this...parents, who when their children see genitals and ask questions, are too fucking stupid or prudish to simply say "I suspect that's it's penis...what boy frogs pee out of." You don't even have to touch the sexual elements of it if you feel they're too young for that...children old enough to ask questions should be old enough to know about going to the bathroom. It's the simplest thing in the world to explain but uptight dumbfucks always flub it up because they are grown adults that can't handle the existance of genitalia besides their own. Grow the fuck up.

puggles

puggles

I'm lost
January 2005

FEB 02, 2005 10:17 AM

most frightening is the company is said to have made £14 million (about $22 million) from this frog.

puggles

puggles

I'm lost
January 2005

FEB 02, 2005 10:20 AM

puggles said:
most frightening is the company is said to have made £14 million (about $22 million) from this frog.




well the bbc say £10 million, the paper said £14 million today. Either way, not a bad return

JohnnyForeigner

JohnnyForeigner

United Kingdom
July 2003

FEB 02, 2005 10:21 AM

Vanuslux said:


Five parents were also annoyed at being left red-faced after their kids quizzed them on what was going on in the frog's nether-regions.



I hate parents like this...parents, who when their children see genitals and ask questions, are too fucking stupid or prudish to simply say "I suspect that's it's penis...what boy frogs pee out of." You don't even have to touch the sexual elements of it if you feel they're too young for that...children old enough to ask questions should be old enough to know about going to the bathroom. It's the simplest thing in the world to explain but uptight dumbfucks always flub it up because they are grown adults that can't handle the existance of genitalia besides their own. Grow the fuck up.



In my opinion though, it should be left up to the parents when to explain things to their kids, not because they saw something like that on day time /kids TV.

On a side note, that fucking advert makes me want to stab myself in the ears with a fork mad

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003

FEB 02, 2005 10:24 AM

Oh, that was funny. The music proceeding and following it more irritating than it should be.

ClearBrightFire

ClearBrightFire

United Kingdom
November 2003

FEB 02, 2005 10:29 AM

they have that fucking 'sweet little chick' now too, aarrrgh, whenever I hear either of them on a monday morning bus ride from hell I have to desperately fight the urge to ram their phone where the sun doesnt shine

"Hellooo, Im on the bus"

mad

Vanuslux

Vanuslux

Atlanta, GA
February 2004

FEB 02, 2005 10:36 AM

Burning_In_H2O said:

Vanuslux said:
I hate parents like this...parents, who when their children see genitals and ask questions, are too fucking stupid or prudish to simply say "I suspect that's it's penis...what boy frogs pee out of." You don't even have to touch the sexual elements of it if you feel they're too young for that...children old enough to ask questions should be old enough to know about going to the bathroom. It's the simplest thing in the world to explain but uptight dumbfucks always flub it up because they are grown adults that can't handle the existance of genitalia besides their own. Grow the fuck up.



In my opinion though, it should be left up to the parents when to explain things to their kids, not because they saw something like that on day time /kids TV.

On a side note, that fucking advert makes me want to stab myself in the ears with a fork mad



I disagree...I don't think that society should be geared towards making things comfortable for people who can't handle answering a simple question. These parents don't ever explain to their children about genitals...their kids just end up learning it in school either from a class or their friends. It's not about parents deciding when, it's about parents not wanting to deal with the issue at all. There is no good reason to be afraid of the question "What is a penis?" It's completely irrational and these people need to get over it and actually do some parenting.

SomeOneUK

SomeOneUK

United Kingdom
June 2004

FEB 02, 2005 10:37 AM

Crazy. Frog. Must. Die.

Ryan_Dipietro

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL
April 2004

FEB 02, 2005 10:40 AM

"If you would like to order the crazy frog, text "<puke emoticon>" to 355 55..."

bones_708

bones_708

Houston, TX
December 2004

FEB 02, 2005 10:45 AM

(you can't tell but I'm laughing outloud) biggrin

RACER_X

RACER_X

Philadelphia, PA
February 2003

FEB 02, 2005 10:46 AM

I heard that if you touch it, you can get warts.

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

FEB 02, 2005 10:47 AM

Vanuslux said:
I disagree...I don't think that society should be geared towards making things comfortable for people who can't handle answering a simple question. These parents don't ever explain to their children about genitals...their kids just end up learning it in school either from a class or their friends. It's not about parents deciding when, it's about parents not wanting to deal with the issue at all. There is no good reason to be afraid of the question "What is a penis?" It's completely irrational and these people need to get over it and actually do some parenting.



Yup. If people are too afraid to explain something so simple and natural to their children, maybe they shouldn't be parents in the first place.

Vite

Vite

United Kingdom
September 2004

FEB 02, 2005 10:48 AM

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Snottlebocket

Snottlebocket

Netherlands
March 2004

FEB 02, 2005 10:49 AM

funny thing is, frogs don't have a cock tongue
does anyone have a mp3 of that sound btw, i was looking for it.

ChezGeek

ChezGeek

Port Orchard, WA
January 2004

FEB 02, 2005 10:53 AM

i see this all the time... i fucking hate it more than anything else right now... mad

bambam226

bambam226

Fort Worth, TX
December 2004

FEB 02, 2005 10:56 AM

Morgan said:

Vanuslux said:
I disagree...I don't think that society should be geared towards making things comfortable for people who can't handle answering a simple question. These parents don't ever explain to their children about genitals...their kids just end up learning it in school either from a class or their friends. It's not about parents deciding when, it's about parents not wanting to deal with the issue at all. There is no good reason to be afraid of the question "What is a penis?" It's completely irrational and these people need to get over it and actually do some parenting.



Yup. If people are too afraid to explain something so simple and natural to their children, maybe they shouldn't be parents in the first place.


I just don't want my kids running around talking about frog cocks, or any cocks they saw on television. When he/she is mature so be it. And again...it should be up to the parents to decide when they should bring things up like this with kids. Hence the reason a parent is a parent and a television isn't.

monkeybutt

monkeybutt

I'm lost
May 2004

FEB 02, 2005 10:58 AM

oh, i thought this was about the band.

Ryan_Dipietro

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL
April 2004

FEB 02, 2005 10:59 AM

Morgan said:

Vanuslux said:
I disagree...I don't think that society should be geared towards making things comfortable for people who can't handle answering a simple question. These parents don't ever explain to their children about genitals...their kids just end up learning it in school either from a class or their friends. It's not about parents deciding when, it's about parents not wanting to deal with the issue at all. There is no good reason to be afraid of the question "What is a penis?" It's completely irrational and these people need to get over it and actually do some parenting.



Yup. If people are too afraid to explain something so simple and natural to their children, maybe they shouldn't be parents in the first place.



You know, I'm not a parent or anything, so I really have no opinion in all of this, but, I mean, my mom was single during my formative years and I've succesfully learned how to use my penis without her help. It's quite simple really.

jamie_manic

jamie_manic

United Kingdom
April 2004

FEB 02, 2005 11:03 AM

I dislike Crazy Frog. He may have mental problems and in-fact be 'crazy', but he can take his little pair of goggles and fuck off.

anger_frog

anger_frog

I'm lost
January 2004

FEB 02, 2005 11:15 AM

I'm getting a passport and a plane ticket! If they were impressed by that tiny frog cock, then they're going to love mine! biggrin

Ryan_Dipietro

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL
April 2004

FEB 02, 2005 11:24 AM

anger_frog said:
I'm getting a passport and a plane ticket! If they were impressed by that tiny frog cock, then they're going to love mine! biggrin



What are you talking about?! That's a GIGANTIC frog cock.

Neyrissa

Neyrissa

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

FEB 02, 2005 11:29 AM

Morgan said:

Vanuslux said:
I disagree...I don't think that society should be geared towards making things comfortable for people who can't handle answering a simple question. These parents don't ever explain to their children about genitals...their kids just end up learning it in school either from a class or their friends. It's not about parents deciding when, it's about parents not wanting to deal with the issue at all. There is no good reason to be afraid of the question "What is a penis?" It's completely irrational and these people need to get over it and actually do some parenting.



Yup. If people are too afraid to explain something so simple and natural to their children, maybe they shouldn't be parents in the first place.



I totally agree with the both of you.

Anywho, I think the Crazy Frog's quite funny and cute, but I haven't heard it as much as most of you probably have. Only heard it every once in a while whilst visiting the family for a month...

Nic

Nic

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

FEB 02, 2005 11:54 AM

I complained about the frog's penis. I figured pretending to be a parent concerned about my child's welfare would be the easiest way to get the piece of shit off the air.

I failed frown And that thing makes me want to kill.

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