Are You Now, or Have You Ever NOT Eaten Turkey?

Source: Newsday

Gobble. Thats's clever shit.

Wow, I guess I'm not American. That is like 10 times this month that I have officially qualified as "un-american", another two and I am likely to have my citizenship revoked.

[Edited on Nov 11, 2004 by inkncarrots]

follow the sheep (or turkey in this instance) and support or stupid society based on the consumption of useless goods.

I have had ham before. But for the most part it is turkey.

Woo! I'm UNAMERICAN because I don't choose to EAT A CERTAIN BIRD!

That certainly makes much more sense than all the times I was called un-American for not agreeing with the President...

i thought the dodos were extinct.

Lets agree to take everything literally.

You know what's decidedly American, though? Me exercising my right to free speech in calling this woman an ignorant ass.

Not that I don't enjoy turkey, but give me a fucking break.

Hey, I like turkey and all, and in the mental ward I made it a personal goal each day to drink as much milk as humanly possible (I got to 4 milks)... But people who work for a company that sells a product or represents a product telling me that it does a body good can go shuv it, not skateboard style, but in a more deprecating way.

It's like someone telling me that beer replenishes my Q-Zone... sure, I drink beer, but not because some suit nonce tells me that it will cure halitosis and get me laid.

I guess I am unamerican too. I forgive myself.

You know, I haven't had turkey for.. oh.. almost 14 years now.

Even when I ate it, I never really liked the taste or texture. Is it just that my mom was a terrible cook? Or was I just destined to be a turkey-hating unamerican commie pinko?

mmmmmmmmmmmm turkey and gravy and stuffing...... i'm hungry now.

I like turkey even when it's NOT thanksgiving.

I only eat jive turkeys.

Turkey--- phoo. I usually eat a pork roast of some kind on thanksgiving.

once I just ate 4 pumpkin pies- that was a pretty good Idea I had.

I bought a turkey the other day and cooked it cause I didn't have room in the freezer.

I made really yummy stuffing with sausage and rice and leeks and mushrooms and thyme

The feral boy.Very nice. I eat tofurky;bitches.

Turky hmmm yum.

I know what Im eating for dinner tomorrow, and the next few days.

When someone mentiones Thanksgiving, for some reason I end up imagining the food less than the subsequent BM.

My family always goes out to one of those overpriced restaraunts for thanksgiving. I never order the turkey dinner because its a waste of a $50 a person meal to get turkey. I usually eat lobster or a good steak. Turkey isnt that good anyway.

Silly me. And here I thought Thanksgiving was about being thankful, not the kind of food I eat that day.

Of all the shit that's pissing me off right now, the "Turkey Lady" talking about eating turkey...doesn't piss me off at all.

Un-America American girls rule!