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activatedbyevil

activatedbyevil

I'm lost
June 2003

NOV 01, 2004 09:35 PM

Voted 3 times in 3 different polling areas for Kerry. Nobody had any clue. I'm sure this will secure a victory for Kerry in Florida, because I know many others doing the same.

celluloid

celluloid

HOPEFUL

Chicago, IL

NOV 01, 2004 09:36 PM

That's a fuckin great idea! That won't cause any cries of voter fraud and tie up the electoral process at all!
Lets all go out and do this!!

Flux

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

NOV 01, 2004 09:38 PM

I want Bush out of office as much as anyone, but if you're serious, you are fucking un-American and can eat shit.

[Edited on Nov 02, 2004 by Flux]

TheSeadog

TheSeadog

Reunion
September 2004

NOV 01, 2004 09:38 PM

I sent in 1.2 million absentee ballots for Nader. He's still going to loose.

bean

bean

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

NOV 01, 2004 09:39 PM

Flux said:
I want Bush as much out of office as much as anyone, but you are fucking un-American and can eat shit.



You are absolutely correct...

...assuming he isn't already full of shit, in which case eating more would be unnecessary.

Flux

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

NOV 01, 2004 09:40 PM

bean said:

Flux said:
I want Bush as much out of office as much as anyone, but you are fucking un-American and can eat shit.



You are absolutely correct...

...assuming he isn't already full of shit, in which case eating more would be unnecessary.



Damn you, legume, you caught my typo!

fenris23

fenris23

Vancouver, BC
February 2003

NOV 01, 2004 09:40 PM

activatedbyevil said:
Voted 3 times in 3 different polling areas for Kerry. Nobody had any clue. I'm sure this will secure a victory for Kerry in Florida, because I know many others doing the same.



This is a joke... right?

thirtyseven

thirtyseven

New York, NY
OLD SKOOL

NOV 01, 2004 09:42 PM

i am especially angered by the fuss raised by republicans to seek out voter fraud because i never got any impression that the democrats had a dirty little plan to commit voter fraud.

then you came along!

naja_haje

naja_haje

Portland, OR
March 2003

NOV 01, 2004 09:42 PM

In what states can you vote at the polls already?

confused

activatedbyevil

activatedbyevil

I'm lost
June 2003

NOV 01, 2004 09:43 PM

Its not fraud. I have 3 different ID's, so I'm pretty sure it is legal.

activatedbyevil

activatedbyevil

I'm lost
June 2003

NOV 01, 2004 09:44 PM

naja_haje said:
In what states can you vote at the polls already?

confused



anxiety and confusion

ItwasDuke

ItwasDuke

New York, NY
March 2004

NOV 01, 2004 09:44 PM

activatedbyevil said:
Its not fraud. I have 3 different ID's, so I'm pretty sure it is legal.



Stockula = 2nd Account. smile

Assholex4?

Flux

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

NOV 01, 2004 09:44 PM

activatedbyevil said:
Its not fraud. I have 3 different ID's, so I'm pretty sure it is legal.



It's not legal, you're a dickhead, and I want to pull your spinal cord out with salad tongs.

GEE, FOUNDATION OF DEMOCRACY? WHAT'S THAT?

Anton

Anton

Australia
September 2003

NOV 01, 2004 09:46 PM

The dude is totally taking the piss. Surely.

Dr_Zoidberg

Dr_Zoidberg

Raymore, MO
June 2004

NOV 01, 2004 09:47 PM

Vote Early, Vote Often?

Kobi

Kobi

Seattle, WA
June 2004

NOV 01, 2004 09:47 PM

sounds like something Bush would organize.

bean

bean

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

NOV 01, 2004 09:49 PM

Flux said:

bean said:

Flux said:
I want Bush as much out of office as much as anyone, but you are fucking un-American and can eat shit.



You are absolutely correct...

...assuming he isn't already full of shit, in which case eating more would be unnecessary.



Damn you, legume, you caught my typo!



Like a grammatical spider drawn to little morsels of error, I catch them in my comment for posterity.

I'd be tempted to edit it for your edification if it wasn't so interesting as an example of that sort of optical illusion in which the mind skips duplicate words within a sentence.

activatedbyevil

activatedbyevil

I'm lost
June 2003

NOV 01, 2004 09:49 PM

Flux said:

activatedbyevil said:
Its not fraud. I have 3 different ID's, so I'm pretty sure it is legal.



It's not legal, you're a dickhead, and I want to pull your spinal cord out with salad tongs.

GEE, FOUNDATION OF DEMOCRACY? WHAT'S THAT?



Well, it is not really legal, but it is also not illegal. Voting is similar to entering a contract. You can not be held responsible for a contract if you are under age or under the influence of drugs or alcohol. I am both under age and was under the influence of drugs and alcohol, so if I get caught I can't really be held responsible.

sickandtwistedme

sickandtwistedme

Aurora, CO
November 2003

NOV 01, 2004 09:50 PM

Flux said:

activatedbyevil said:
Its not fraud. I have 3 different ID's, so I'm pretty sure it is legal.



It's not legal, you're a dickhead, and I want to pull your spinal cord out with salad tongs.

GEE, FOUNDATION OF DEMOCRACY? WHAT'S THAT?



I have heard of this happening and if no one catches the error technically the person can use all three voter registration cards and vote three times. The semi-good news is the only way you can pull this off is if you register all those times with different IDs. It's democracy showing its vulnerability.

Dopalganger

Dopalganger

Drury, MA
January 2003

NOV 01, 2004 09:50 PM

activatedbyevil said:
Voted 3 times in 3 different polling areas for Kerry. Nobody had any clue. I'm sure this will secure a victory for Kerry in Florida, because I know many others doing the same.



well its not the Democratic thing to do, but its certainly the DEMOCRAT thing to do...

whatever it takes, isn't that one of the Kerry battle cries?

puke

Flux

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

NOV 01, 2004 09:51 PM

activatedbyevil said:
Well, it is not really legal, but it is also not illegal. Voting is similar to entering a contract. You can not be held responsible for a contract if you are under age or under the influence of drugs or alcohol. I am both under age and was under the influence of drugs and alcohol, so if I get caught I can't really be held responsible.



Damn it, it is fake.

I mean, that's a good thing, but what the fuck am I going to do with a pair of lubed up salad tongs?

minibeanie

minibeanie

Vancouver, WA
February 2004

NOV 01, 2004 09:51 PM

morons like you are the ones who fuck everything up.....

TheInsomniac

TheInsomniac

Washington, DC
October 2003

NOV 01, 2004 09:52 PM

activatedbyevil said:
I am both under age and was under the influence of drugs and alcohol, so if I get caught I can't really be held responsible.



So, now you admit to having an illegal Suicidegirls account?

stockula

stockula

Anchorage, AK
May 2003

NOV 01, 2004 09:53 PM

Democrats cheating. I'm shocked.

Dr_Zoidberg

Dr_Zoidberg

Raymore, MO
June 2004

NOV 01, 2004 09:53 PM

activatedbyevil said:
Well, it is not really legal, but it is also not illegal. Voting is similar to entering a contract. You can not be held responsible for a contract if you are under age or under the influence of drugs or alcohol. I am both under age and was under the influence of drugs and alcohol, so if I get caught I can't really be held responsible.


So, technically, you aren't allowed on this site either?

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