NEWS: Bin Laden threatens 'Red States'

POLITICS: Bin Laden threatens 'Red States'

In an updated translation of Bin Laden's pathetic rant, he threatens the red states.

oh come on.

ha ha ha...

under "last-ditch effort" in the dictionary, there's a picture of this thread.

[Edited on Nov 01, 2004 by rottenart]

What happens if we vote Nader? Aha! Gotcha, Mr. bin Laden!!!!

not the real osama anyhow... just forget about it

Nice try, NYPost...I guess reverse psychology works on 12 year olds and Post readers.


Funny that the only paper reporting this is a notorious rag. Why is this even here? And what, exactly did Totten "edit"? I mean, there are only 14 words that didn't come directly from the Post.

Great job, guys.

I can't believe people are as stupid they make them in this country. When this gets out, you can guarantee more than a few points will tilt towards bush and his gang of criminals...

the tinfoil is cutting off the circulation to your brain.

bah.

The best part is the end of the tape, where Osama comes back out and the band starts to play "pieces of me" AGAIN....and you can hear his voice, but the mic is nowhere near his mouth! and he totally doesn't know what to do, so he launches into an awkward dance and storms off in tears.



Then he shoots his band.




[Edited on Nov 01, 2004 by beedlebaum]

Thats too funny.......if all hell breaks loose in my state cause it went Bush, I can always just pack up and move to a Kerry state

in other NY post new, post editors say "hey kettle, your black!"

My exact words.

heh heh!

For a second there I thought this was going to be about Osama threatening China, N. Korea, and Cuba. Oh well.

thats so so funny.

If i've got this right, Osama doesn't want you to vote for the person who let him off scott free so he could go avenge his daddy.

Instead Osama wants you to vote for the guy who mentions killing him at least once a day.

i'm surprised it wasnt on fox news...

Osama should have endorsed Bush, called him a close personal friend. That would have done the most damage.

Fox and The Post are owned by the same guy.

Screw him. I'll just carry a bigger gun now.

yes, i DID know that. it just struck me as odd it only appeared in the Post - it should have been on fox, and also in the British papers, The Sun and The Times, they're Murdoch's too. Jon x

[Edited on Nov 01, 2004 9:50PM]

Seen it all now...check please.

i really couldn't possibly add anything to this, but I am going to throw up now.

ps. I would have led a campaign to lynch murdoch if it weren't for how hilarious the post's headlines can be...

pps. so i guess we should move on to carl rove... any takers? (serious applicants only... seriousness determined by amount of rope and fuel broughtto table)

[Edited on Nov 01, 2004 1:51PM]

Now that's some good satire.
It's good to know that people can still have a sense of irony this close to a major elec---wait, what? this is SERIOUS???
uh..
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!