Bush needs a new theme song

Trying to copy the Clinton campaign brilliant ploy of adopting an upbeat theme song the Bush camp recently chose Still the One by Orleans. The only problem is that the band members still own the rights to the song and they're Democrats. Needless to say they were a tad miffed that Bush was using their song without permission...or paying royalties.

So...that leaves them songless. I know we have some pretty musically savvy members here. Any suggestions on replacement songs?

(First one to suggest We are the champions gets 15 guys.

My vote? Pretty Vacant - Sex Pistols

Been Caught Stealin - Jane's Addiction

I'm actually surprised nobody has brought up "Killing an Arab" by the Cure...

Don't know much about history,,,,

"You can't hide... your lyin' eyes.."

"It's the End of the World As We Know It" REM

At first I thought it was just funny....but here's a few lyrics that make it sad:

"world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs."

"a government for hire and a combat site."

"dummy with the rapture and the revered and the right"

"Locking in, uniforming, book burning, blood letting."

"A tournament, tournament, a tournament of lies."

Here's Kerry's theme tune...

edited to say, except for the bit about "no-one you see, is smarter than he"

[Edited on Oct 29, 2004 by UpTight]

beck's "loser"...
or
antiflag's "turncoat"

Well that sucks. "Still the One" is such a rad song. His campain is going to suffer.

I thought it was the Dukes of Hazzard theme?

"Father and Son" by...er....oh - never mind

"antichrist superstar", maybe?

(i can't get no) re-election.

sung to the tune of the stones' "satisfaction" of course.

"The End" by the Doors

Slayer - Raining Blood

I think you mean Reign in Blood

to the tune of "its raining men"

that's entirely too cool for bush.

What about Rock the Casbah?

I have the winner!

Texas is the Reason - There's No Way I Can Talk Myself Out of This One Tonite (The Drinking Song)

There's no way I can talk myself out of this one tonite
And there's no way that I can ever win with you.
I've sung the same song.
I've sang it for way too long.
And now the melody is finally escaping me.
There's no way I can talk myself out of this one tonite.
Every one is my last,
I swear that this is my last.
By now you should know what to say.
By now you should know all of this by heart.
By now you should know what to say.

ding ding ding!

"Managua" by Naked Raygun, because W is dumb enough to think Managua is in Iraq.

Chris

"Liar"-Rollins Band

I’ll hide behind a smile and understanding eyes
And I’ll tell you things that you already know so you can say:
I really identify with you, so much
And all the time that you’re needing me is just the time
That I’m bleeding you, don’t you get it yet?
I’ll come to you like an affliction then I’ll leave you like an addiction
You’ll never forget me... wou wanna know why?

I don’t know why I feel the need to lie and cause you so much pain
Maybe it’s something inside, maybe it’s something I can’t explain
’cause all I do is mess you up and lie to you
I’m a liar, ooh, I’m a liar
But if you’ll give me another chance I swear I’ll never lie to you again
’cause now I see the destructive power of a lie,
They’re stronger than truth
I ca’t believe I ever hurt you, I swear I will never lie to you again
Please, just give me more chance, I’ll never lie to you again, no,
I swear, I will never tell a lie, I will neer tell a lie, no, no
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! sucker! sucker! sucker!

I am a liar, yeah, I am a liar, yeah, I am a liar
I lie you, I feel good, I am a liar, yeah
I lie ooh, I lie, yeah, I lie
I’m a liar, I lie, I like it, I feel good, I like it, and again
I like it again and I’ll keep lying, I’ll promise

Cheney? Is that you...

Contest over. Akira and I win.

Damn right!