Why George W. Bush is a douchebag

Just leave one reason why Dubya is douche nozzle. We don’t have enough room for everyone to list ALL the reasons.

Here’s mine....

He’s championed the “No Child Left Behind Act” because it has a catchy title that sounds good, but has nothing to back it up. It basically says if students’ test scores don’t improve EVERY YEAR, that schools lose their funding and teachers get fired. How the hell are they supposed to improve every year? Sooner or later, there’s no where to go but down, right?

I’ve seen higher level thinking in an orangutan with fetal alcohol syndrome.

God forbid we should expect any accountability from our teachers on the question: Is our children learning?

I think we could leave one or two children behind. But NO child left behind? That's a little unrealistic.


[Edited on Sep 01, 2004 by stockula]

That's CRAZY talk stockula! The BLOOD OF BABY JEEBUS ON YA HARD HEART! THE BLOOD OF BABY JEEBUS! *ahem

Cause George Bush is a poopy head who destroys the environment and is controlled by evil aliens and evil humans who are also controlled by evil aliens.

Oh...and he is a poopy head. Did I say he is a big poopy head? Yeah, George bush has poop for a head. Poopy head. Bush. Poo.

Please stop.

The funny thing is that I am not being sarcastic.

Funny?

and poopy!

his two girls are worse.... ....

so right!

aha - the ultimate Lib-bot argument is finally unveiled

Oh the irony.

Have a map:

dude, you're loving that bell curve.

Bush is the seven headed dragon.

So the reasons I have seen on here are:
A: No child left behind.
B: He's a poopie head.
C: He is the seven headed dragon.

*shakes head*

Sometimes I feel an unshakable terror of the future.

All joking aside, Bush funds murder.. and anyone who can overlook that is either ignorant or naive. Take your pick.

because he wanted a war and didn't listen to the professionals as to what the personnel requirements would be for the occupation. when you listen to amatures (chickenhawks) instead of the pros things aren't gonna come out the way you want them to.

I feel sorry for all of you

Why? are you above it?

stockula said:
God forbid we should expect any accountability from our teachers on the question: Is our children learning?

I'm assuming that was an actual Bush quote...

stockula is funnay

Likewise, I'm sure.

Hear hear.

Of course it is.

Can't read anything above the level of My Pet Goat.
He sat there for seven minutes because he was finally catching on to the plot...

Seriously though - George Bush is a liar, a thief, and a murderer.

There's always the argument that he just really doesn't KNOW, but then, he's the President, his cognitive skills should be above well above the average labrador.