North Dakota is NOT a State!

Because of Constitution Error, North Dakota is Not a State (and Never Has Been)

I always assumed it was just a part of Canada.

Man, and I thought it was bad when it was just individual people entering the country illegally, now we've got entire illegal states? Go back to where you came from, North Dakota!

And learn to speak English.

Sweden?

Probably. Someplace brown, anyway.

I edited for someplace "Socialist" instead of brown.

Ya, sure, you betcha!

No, they told us we had to take it if we wanted to keep the lil' doggie part of Michigan, or they'd burn the White House down again. Fuckers.

You could just sent that statehood down my way. Republican successionism has taken hold among local county supervisors that would like to carve a tax free slice of freedom from California and form an new stronghold of conservative bliss called South California. The idea has been around since the days California first became a state, and has been mulled by both northern and southern Californian local governments. Riverside County supervisor, Jeff Stone, has spearheaded the latest effort to bring conservative leaning counties together to explore the option amid the gridlock that has become a permanent fixture in Sacramento.

Personally, I hate the idea. I grew up here in southern California and really don't want this place to become any more an enclave of ignorant assholes than it already is. I wouldn't want to give up calling this place the Golden State just so it can called a red state. Alas, if such an unlikely event were to occur, I'd imagine this standard would be fitting:

And you better fix that little constitutional problem because we don't want them to switch sides
*goes and gets matches just in case*

Hey! You Canadians gave the world Celine dion, the least you could do is take north Dakota.

Hey, it's not our fault she escaped, learned English and then you guys built her a Hotel in Vegas...your just going to have to live with the choices you have made, and that includes North Dakota

Ok, well what about Brian Adams?

Now, now...the Canadian government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions.

You guys fell in love Justin Bieber, we still can't figure that one out; it was supposed to be a practical joke at first....

WE WILL HAVE OUR REVENGE, DR. VENTURE!!!

Well, that actually kind of sucks, considering that North Dakota is one of the few states right now that doesn't seem to be totally eating it economically. Are the rest of us doing something wrong by being states? Maybe this not-being-a-state is what's working out so well for them!

Weird but true: no court in the country would ever accept that argument, because what satisfies the "republican form of government" clause is considered a political question to be decided by the legislature.

Boy, did THAT backfire, eh?

You'd think, they take all our comedians, they would get our sense of humour

I lived there for a year. I still have bones that have not thawed out.

Deport it!