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kungfoo

kungfoo

Alhambra, CA
June 2010

JAN 24, 2011 07:32 PM

Michael Bay that is! Who else come have come up with this:



J24U

J24U

Danvers, MA
February 2006

JAN 24, 2011 10:08 PM

Douchetastic.

Otoki

Otoki

SUICIDEGIRL

Minnesota, USA

JAN 24, 2011 10:12 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

"We are the American People (cue all white males). Yeah. You go Pawlenty.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

JAN 24, 2011 10:15 PM

Otoki said:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

"We are the American People (cue all white males). Yeah. You go Pawlenty.



They had two extremely brief flashes of black people at the beginning... whatever

I hate Michael Bay and I hate Pawlenty for giving him work.

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

JAN 24, 2011 10:27 PM

Otoki said:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

"We are the American People (cue all white males). Yeah. You go Pawlenty.



And he hugs a white child with downs syndrome (at 0:56), so I guess that's some diversity.

Flashy, loud video with very little substance or subtlety. America is going to eat this shit up.

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

JAN 24, 2011 10:31 PM

If you have a small head you have to distract people from your small head.

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

JAN 24, 2011 10:33 PM

FearTheReaper said:
If you have a small head you have to distract people from your small head.



Does he have a small head? Couldn't tell past the lens flare.

J24U

J24U

Danvers, MA
February 2006

JAN 24, 2011 10:54 PM

The only Bay-ism the video was missing was a slow motion shot of Pawlenty getting out of a chopper while silhouetted by the sunset.

Otoki

Otoki

SUICIDEGIRL

Minnesota, USA

JAN 24, 2011 11:04 PM

Pawlenty: courage to funnel money for veterans into paying for a completely unnecessary religious position for a friend. Now that's what America is all about.

kungfoo

kungfoo

Alhambra, CA
June 2010

JAN 24, 2011 11:05 PM

FreakPirate said:

Otoki said:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

"We are the American People (cue all white males). Yeah. You go Pawlenty.



They had two extremely brief flashes of black people at the beginning... whatever



It's what white right-wingers do when they're trying to prove their non-racism to everybody, despite their very irrational hatred of a center-right but non-white President that half of their party members believe was born in Kenya.

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

JAN 25, 2011 07:17 AM

MrCrisp said:
Flashy, loud video with very little substance or subtlety. America is going to eat this shit up.



Yup. blackeyed

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

JAN 25, 2011 11:16 AM

mydogfarted said:

MrCrisp said:
Flashy, loud video with very little substance or subtlety. America is going to eat this shit up.



Yup. blackeyed



America already did.


dennissg

dennissg

Asheville, NC
August 2010

JAN 25, 2011 11:19 AM

After watching the video, now have to run out and get

zoom image

Gringo

Gringo

Spokane, WA
May 2006

JAN 25, 2011 11:31 AM

Fuck yeah, America! We are long overdue for a president who will cut public services and increase military spending.

If this guy becomes president in 2012, I think it would be appropriate to set up a betting pool of which country we will occupy next.

aldremech

aldremech

Tucson, AZ
July 2006

JAN 25, 2011 12:23 PM

Gringo said:
Fuck yeah, America! We are long overdue for a president who will cut public services and increase military spending.

If this guy becomes president in 2012, I think it would be appropriate to set up a betting pool of which country we will occupy next.



I can see Mexico from my house wink

Rivera

Rivera

USA
June 2008

JAN 25, 2011 12:32 PM

I don't agree with that politician's policies, and if it weren't for that, then that would be a pretty motivating video.

So I guess if it's douchetstic to love your country and be inspired by what we've been able to accomplish and by what we can still do to make things better, then I'm a douchebag.

Who knew? whatever

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

JAN 25, 2011 12:37 PM

aldremech said:

Gringo said:
Fuck yeah, America! We are long overdue for a president who will cut public services and increase military spending.

If this guy becomes president in 2012, I think it would be appropriate to set up a betting pool of which country we will occupy next.



I can see Mexico from my house wink



Can you get us tacos?

aldremech

aldremech

Tucson, AZ
July 2006

JAN 25, 2011 12:39 PM

Coyotemike said:

aldremech said:

Gringo said:
Fuck yeah, America! We are long overdue for a president who will cut public services and increase military spending.

If this guy becomes president in 2012, I think it would be appropriate to set up a betting pool of which country we will occupy next.



I can see Mexico from my house wink



Can you get us tacos?



I recommend the tamales sold out of the trunks of cars by 60 year old women who speak bad english.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

JAN 25, 2011 12:43 PM

aldremech said:

Coyotemike said:

aldremech said:

Gringo said:
Fuck yeah, America! We are long overdue for a president who will cut public services and increase military spending.

If this guy becomes president in 2012, I think it would be appropriate to set up a betting pool of which country we will occupy next.



I can see Mexico from my house wink



Can you get us tacos?



I recommend the tamales sold out of the trunks of cars by 60 year old women who speak bad english.



Mmmm, tamales.

Homemade tamales are a good enough reason for us to invade Mexico.

aldremech

aldremech

Tucson, AZ
July 2006

JAN 25, 2011 12:46 PM

Coyotemike said:

aldremech said:

Coyotemike said:

aldremech said:

Gringo said:
Fuck yeah, America! We are long overdue for a president who will cut public services and increase military spending.

If this guy becomes president in 2012, I think it would be appropriate to set up a betting pool of which country we will occupy next.



I can see Mexico from my house wink



Can you get us tacos?



I recommend the tamales sold out of the trunks of cars by 60 year old women who speak bad english.



Mmmm, tamales.

Homemade tamales are a good enough reason for us to invade Mexico.



Damn straight.

ink_addicted

ink_addicted

Stillwater, MN
December 2009

JAN 25, 2011 02:15 PM

That video is the finest example of "turd polishing" ever.

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

JAN 25, 2011 05:10 PM

no explosions?

how disappointing

TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

JAN 25, 2011 05:20 PM

Rivera said:
I don't agree with that politician's policies, and if it weren't for that, then that would be a pretty motivating video.

So I guess if it's douchetstic to love your country and be inspired by what we've been able to accomplish and by what we can still do to make things better, then I'm a douchebag.

Who knew? whatever



What does that video have to do with the politician in question?

What is it meant to motivate you to do? confused

Seriously, if I was an American, I'd be wondering what the fuck it's meant to inspire in me (politically), and what that has to do with any upcoming election.

It's just empty words, as far as I can tell, delivered to sound profound.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

JAN 25, 2011 05:26 PM

Almost as bad as the knob-polishing that Jon Stewart gave him the other week.

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

JAN 25, 2011 05:44 PM

Well, I think I've had about pawlenty of that.

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