strangest pregnancy EVER

I haven't been able to disprove this (snopes, etc.) so it appears to be legit.

http://img2.tapuz.co.il/CommunaFiles/21227065.pdf

(not so 'current' an event but I just heard about this)

Okay, if this is serious, this is so beyond fucked up.

Well, the author of the original report DouweA. A. Verkuyl, has actually published other articles in medical journals. So, it sees like this one might actually be true ....

it's strange that an article from '88 would suddenly be showing up on discussion boards etc..... I wonder what started _that_ ball rolling 22 years later

I found the referenced paper in a standard scientific journal database, and I've requested it through ILL. The author has a few published papers from between 1988 and 1995; seems pretty normal in terms of patterns of publication.

I more worried about the girl mentioned in the comments who was born without an anus.

yeah, no shit!

(*cough*)

I thought she did have an anus? She didn't have a vagina, that's why the docs were so curious when they delivered a baby. Anyways that shit is bizarre.

*mentioned in the comments* - different individual.

Even something with a one in a billion chance of happening probably happens eventually.

This brings up an important question. Would you rather be born without an anus or without a vagina.

Without a vagina, you can't have sex. You could have anal sex, which is a plus. If you don't have an anus, you've always got the vagina for sex. That's what it's made for.

But as far as their other functions. You can't really build muscle, so do you have to use a plug on your built anus hole? I assume you would have to use a catheter for the vagina.

Oh, it's upsetting on so many levels.

I'd rather not have a vagina.

Well I'm sure she is happy she had a kid, even if it was in such a bizarre way.

Well, _I_ was born without a vagina and seem to be functioning just fine. I think, roughly 50 percent of the population doesn't have one, as a matter of fact

From the article:

Heh.

They should make the guy who stabbed her pay child support.

Remember ladies - NEVER SWALLOW.

Here, I've posted a diagram of the female abdominal section below to illustrate how such a conception is plausible:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

So this guy had to learn eventually that this girl had no vagina. And he apparently stayed with her. So clearly he did the math in his head and decided the pros of being with a girl with no vagina outweighed the cons. And then he still got her pregnant. We're not talking a condom breaking here - his girlfriend had no vagina. That is the ultimate contraceptive. Even abstinence is no longer 100% effective.

So is this like Jesus II or something?

What a prick!

Super low-budget Christ.

I don't think so. There are one or two people keeping an eye out for that, they didn't seem to think this was anything special.

BTW, worst missed opportunity ever? You literally have no vagina, you could claim immaculate conception and it's almost impossible that anyone would've figured it out. You know when people do that thing? "Hail Mary, full of grace, etc etc?" That could've been you. You could retire now and make your living doing quick and easy guest spots in tortillas and streaky windows. Save up enough for a fake plastic vagina. Then just fuckin' coast.

Jesus 2: Electric Boogaloo

So in all this, was the sperm also lucky, or just super resilient? If it's the latter, the baby-daddy just might be the most fertile man on the planet.

I think in concert with all of these wacky circumstances is the fact that the two parents have some pretty crazy physical attributes, to help create the perfect storm of an impossible conception situation. Which leads to only one conclusion.

This baby is going to grow up having superpowers.