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papawheelie

papawheelie

Fisty, KY
February 2003

FEB 04, 2010 09:52 AM

I haven't been able to disprove this (snopes, etc.) so it appears to be legit.

http://img2.tapuz.co.il/CommunaFiles/21227065.pdf

(not so 'current' an event but I just heard about this)

josephene

josephene

Lake Forest, IL
January 2004

FEB 04, 2010 11:36 AM

Okay, if this is serious, this is so beyond fucked up.

Thistle

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

FEB 04, 2010 11:53 AM

Discussion of this story on the Snopes message board. It is pretty strange if true!

DannyDMc

DannyDMc

Fargo, ND
July 2003

FEB 04, 2010 12:34 PM


Well, the author of the original report DouweA. A. Verkuyl, has actually published other articles in medical journals. So, it sees like this one might actually be true .... eeek

papawheelie

papawheelie

Fisty, KY
February 2003

FEB 04, 2010 06:07 PM

it's strange that an article from '88 would suddenly be showing up on discussion boards etc..... I wonder what started _that_ ball rolling 22 years later


meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

FEB 04, 2010 06:53 PM

I found the referenced paper in a standard scientific journal database, and I've requested it through ILL. The author has a few published papers from between 1988 and 1995; seems pretty normal in terms of patterns of publication.

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

FEB 04, 2010 06:55 PM

I more worried about the girl mentioned in the comments who was born without an anus.

papawheelie

papawheelie

Fisty, KY
February 2003

FEB 04, 2010 07:21 PM

FearTheReaper said:
I more worried about the girl mentioned in the comments who was born without an anus.



yeah, no shit!

(*cough*)

Rapalus

Rapalus

Amherst, MA
June 2009

FEB 04, 2010 07:51 PM

I thought she did have an anus? She didn't have a vagina, that's why the docs were so curious when they delivered a baby. Anyways that shit is bizarre.eeek

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

FEB 04, 2010 08:48 PM

Rapalus said:
I thought she did have an anus? She didn't have a vagina, that's why the docs were so curious when they delivered a baby. Anyways that shit is bizarre.eeek



*mentioned in the comments* - different individual.

sick

sick

Minneapolis, MN
June 2003

FEB 04, 2010 09:10 PM

Even something with a one in a billion chance of happening probably happens eventually.

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

FEB 04, 2010 09:15 PM

This brings up an important question. Would you rather be born without an anus or without a vagina.

Without a vagina, you can't have sex. You could have anal sex, which is a plus. If you don't have an anus, you've always got the vagina for sex. That's what it's made for.

But as far as their other functions. You can't really build muscle, so do you have to use a plug on your built anus hole? I assume you would have to use a catheter for the vagina.

Oh, it's upsetting on so many levels.

I'd rather not have a vagina.

Rapalus

Rapalus

Amherst, MA
June 2009

FEB 04, 2010 09:58 PM

Well I'm sure she is happy she had a kid, even if it was in such a bizarre way.whatever

DannyDMc

DannyDMc

Fargo, ND
July 2003

FEB 05, 2010 12:48 AM

FearTheReaper said:
This brings up an important question. Would you rather be born without an anus or without a vagina.

Without a vagina, you can't have sex. You could have anal sex, which is a plus. If you don't have an anus, you've always got the vagina for sex. That's what it's made for.

But as far as their other functions. You can't really build muscle, so do you have to use a plug on your built anus hole? I assume you would have to use a catheter for the vagina.

Oh, it's upsetting on so many levels.

I'd rather not have a vagina.




Well, _I_ was born without a vagina and seem to be functioning just fine. I think, roughly 50 percent of the population doesn't have one, as a matter of fact biggrin

AlphaGoon

AlphaGoon

Saint Paul, MN
November 2006

FEB 05, 2010 02:32 AM

From the article:

The fact that the son resembled the father excludes an even more miraculous conception.



Heh.

Darke

Darke

Columbia, MO
June 2005

FEB 05, 2010 04:50 AM

They should make the guy who stabbed her pay child support.

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

FEB 05, 2010 06:25 AM

Remember ladies - NEVER SWALLOW.

Otoki

Otoki

SUICIDEGIRL

Minnesota, USA

FEB 05, 2010 10:28 AM

I'm still having trouble figuring out how the semen got into her uterus, since only the stomach was said to be punctured.

Accuser

Accuser

Scottsdale, AZ
October 2006

FEB 05, 2010 08:17 PM

Otoki said:
I'm still having trouble figuring out how the semen got into her uterus, since only the stomach was said to be punctured.



Here, I've posted a diagram of the female abdominal section below to illustrate how such a conception is plausible:



So this guy had to learn eventually that this girl had no vagina. And he apparently stayed with her. So clearly he did the math in his head and decided the pros of being with a girl with no vagina outweighed the cons. And then he still got her pregnant. We're not talking a condom breaking here - his girlfriend had no vagina. That is the ultimate contraceptive. Even abstinence is no longer 100% effective.

IDGAS

IDGAS

Jackson Heights, NY
March 2004

FEB 05, 2010 09:35 PM

So is this like Jesus II or something?

RandomNerd

RandomNerd

I'm lost
January 2005

FEB 05, 2010 09:38 PM

What a prick!

Darke

Darke

Columbia, MO
June 2005

FEB 05, 2010 09:45 PM

IDGAS said:
So is this like Jesus II or something?



Super low-budget Christ.

Accuser

Accuser

Scottsdale, AZ
October 2006

FEB 06, 2010 02:46 AM

IDGAS said:
So is this like Jesus II or something?



I don't think so. There are one or two people keeping an eye out for that, they didn't seem to think this was anything special.

BTW, worst missed opportunity ever? You literally have no vagina, you could claim immaculate conception and it's almost impossible that anyone would've figured it out. You know when people do that thing? "Hail Mary, full of grace, etc etc?" That could've been you. You could retire now and make your living doing quick and easy guest spots in tortillas and streaky windows. Save up enough for a fake plastic vagina. Then just fuckin' coast.

Spiffy

Spiffy

Calgary, AB
March 2007

FEB 06, 2010 08:43 AM

IDGAS said:
So is this like Jesus II or something?



Jesus 2: Electric Boogaloo

TaoAndCoffee

TaoAndCoffee

Stoney Creek, ON
June 2007

FEB 06, 2010 08:55 AM

So in all this, was the sperm also lucky, or just super resilient? If it's the latter, the baby-daddy just might be the most fertile man on the planet.

I think in concert with all of these wacky circumstances is the fact that the two parents have some pretty crazy physical attributes, to help create the perfect storm of an impossible conception situation. Which leads to only one conclusion.

This baby is going to grow up having superpowers.

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