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d23

I'm lost

January 2003

JAN 27, 2004 07:49 PM

A dildo vs A doorknob

sinisterbhvr

Buffalo, NY

November 2003

JAN 27, 2004 08:08 PM

Who would you choose?

d23

I'm lost

January 2003

JAN 27, 2004 08:15 PM

I would choose a turnip over bush

sinisterbhvr

Buffalo, NY

November 2003

JAN 27, 2004 08:16 PM

Agreed

Shal

Los Angeles, CA

October 2002

JAN 27, 2004 08:24 PM

Wait, which one's the dildo? I always considered dildos to be good things, personally...

d23

I'm lost

January 2003

JAN 27, 2004 08:26 PM

really I'm the dildo...

but bush is the knob

sinisterbhvr

Buffalo, NY

November 2003

JAN 27, 2004 08:27 PM

no no IM the dildo.

Shal

Los Angeles, CA

October 2002

JAN 27, 2004 08:30 PM

d23 said:
but bush is the knob

I think Bush is a tad more dangerous than a doorknob... OR a dildo, for that matter.

d23

I'm lost

January 2003

JAN 27, 2004 08:32 PM

i've seen some pretty dangerous looking dildos...

bean

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

JAN 27, 2004 08:35 PM

I've been gouged by some pretty dangerous doorknobs too, but I'd rather have them in office.

Zundapp1

Seattle, WA

November 2003

JAN 27, 2004 08:35 PM

You must admit that doorknobs are pretty useful.

d23

I'm lost

January 2003

JAN 27, 2004 08:37 PM

lukie2p said:
You must admit that doorknobs are pretty useful.

well... some would argue the same thing for dildos....

Pip

Framingham, MA

OLD SKOOL

JAN 27, 2004 08:42 PM

d23 said:
A dildo vs A doorknob

Reminds me of the last time someone from massachusetts ran against a Bush.

"Wimp vs Shrimp"

Go Kerry!

[Edited on Jan 27, 2004 by Pip]

Shal

Los Angeles, CA

October 2002

JAN 27, 2004 08:49 PM

WHICH WOULD YOU VOTE FOR?

d23

I'm lost

January 2003

JAN 27, 2004 08:50 PM

Shalome = My Personal Hero

[Edited on Jan 27, 2004 by d23]

sinisterbhvr

Buffalo, NY

November 2003

JAN 27, 2004 08:52 PM

Shalome is good, no?

bean

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

JAN 27, 2004 08:55 PM

I'd vote for my write in candidate: SCARY DILDO

wigglefree

I'm lost

October 2003

JAN 27, 2004 09:00 PM

I don't know who I'd vote for. Which one has vd?

roland

Ypsilanti, MI

March 2003

JAN 27, 2004 09:14 PM

STILL GOING TO MARS... CANT WAIT....

JonnyJonnyH

Seattle, WA

June 2003

JAN 27, 2004 09:20 PM

bean said:
I'd vote for my write in candidate: SCARY DILDO

oh my god!! that's like....the darth vader of dildos!

d23

I'm lost

January 2003

JAN 27, 2004 09:26 PM

ankiel66 said:

oh my god!! that's like....the darth vader of dildos!

"Luke, I was in your mother..."

Longpastbedtime

Ames, IA

March 2003

JAN 27, 2004 09:26 PM

Aww, I was hoping this thread would be about a fight between the two. Then we could all gather around and shout, "Fight! Fight! Fight!" until a gym teacher broke it up, just like middle-school again.

BTW, Kerry would so kick Bush's ass. It wouldn't even be a fair fight. But it'd be fun to watch nonetheless.

d23

I'm lost

January 2003

JAN 27, 2004 09:31 PM

Longpastbedtime said:
Aww, I was hoping this thread would be about a fight between the two. Then we could all gather around and shout, "Fight! Fight! Fight!" until a gym teacher broke it up, just like middle-school again.

BTW, Kerry would so kick Bush's ass. It wouldn't even be a fair fight. But it'd be fun to watch nonetheless.

I am now visualizing a chimp-like incumbent armed with a sharp rust doorknob squaring off against the muppet-lookin challenger weilding the SCARY DILDO...

stockula

Anchorage, AK

May 2003

JAN 27, 2004 10:00 PM

Skull and Bones, bay-bee!

penates

Madison, WI

December 2003

JAN 27, 2004 10:14 PM

stockula said:
Skull and Bones, bay-bee!

hahaha... it's a conspiracy!

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