Pigs... In... SPAAAAAACE!

How? By hoping the animals get bombarded with cosmic rays and get superpowers?

-TM

Israel shall quake in the shadow of Pigzilla.

Sounds like there trying to make Mighty Mouse half the Ninja Turtles and Earthworm Jim.

If it gets intercepted by the Starship Enterprise, I wonder who Kirk will try to screw.

By doing things that the West was able to accomplish 50 years ago; DUH!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ohhhh Alf...

All of them, of course.

the ability to put an object into orbit generally equals the ability to put an ICBM pretty much anywhere on the planet. the fact that they're sending live animals up (presuming the animals survive the launch) indicates to me the ability to put delicate equipment up there.

You beat me to it.

Ah, I love this thread title

laugh if you will, but somewhere in iran, there are som very sad children, that miss their pets.

i'm kinda surprised they didn't just pack a few protesters in there. animals are expensive, man.

As much as current-era Sesame Street sucks, I had to post it.



-TM

Man, what a fucking country.

This--um.









--What?

They must have played the TMNT role playing game:

Our animals in a rocket will fight your animals in a rocket!

this little tidbit seems to fall on deaf ears when explaining why we haven't been back to the moon since the early 70's. "for all of mankind" really meant "for all of mankind ...to see that we can hit their house from here... and watch them make stool." How good science ever managed to get done during all of this posturing is a miracle.

I can't help but to think that Gog and Magog are riding out onto the plain of Armageddon for a self-fulfilling prophecy ... this time the Barbecue is sooo hot it's radioactive

Hold on... didn't the Russians send a dog into space in the late 50's? I hear that Iran is getting color TV next.

I think all those animals will screw one another and then next thing you know: Tribbles!

Personally, I just like where the globalsecurity cat's head is at- replace fissionables with turtles in the ICBM's. WW3 would at least have a punchline. A sad one. Poor poor turtles.

Am I the only one heart broken that no actual pigs are going to space on this mission?

LMAO!
all the bacon will go to waste