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anatomist1

anatomist1

Denver, CO
April 2003

JAN 07, 2010 09:33 PM

http://abcnews.go.com/US/girls-12-14-suspected-ohio-bank-robbery/story?id=9502425

Check this out. Two middle school girls with no weapons robbed a bank in broad daylight, and completely got away despite the full SWAT team/helicopter dragnet shit you see in the movies.

Pulling something like this isn't juvenile delinquency or mere crime, it's a message. Perhaps our systems are becoming so dumb that outwitting them is child's play, or maybe children are arising that can out-think us our best strategies with ease. Either way, I think it's fucking awesome!

RandomNerd

RandomNerd

I'm lost
January 2005

JAN 07, 2010 09:36 PM

How will this end? 2 Girls, 1 Cop?

JoeatSG

JoeatSG

Philadelphia, PA
April 2006

JAN 07, 2010 10:09 PM

With the Hamilton Co. Sheriff's Explorers on the job those girls don't stand a chance.

zoom image

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

JAN 07, 2010 10:23 PM

RandomNerd said:
How will this end? 2 Girls, 1 Cop?



/thread

SergeantPsycho

SergeantPsycho

USA
January 2007

JAN 08, 2010 03:57 AM

anatomist1 said:
http://abcnews.go.com/US/girls-12-14-suspected-ohio-bank-robbery/story?id=9502425

Check this out. Two middle school girls with no weapons robbed a bank in broad daylight, and completely got away despite the full SWAT team/helicopter dragnet shit you see in the movies.

Pulling something like this isn't juvenile delinquency or mere crime, it's a message. Perhaps our systems are becoming so dumb that outwitting them is child's play, or maybe children are arising that can out-think us our best strategies with ease. Either way, I think it's fucking awesome!



Here's an interesting legal question, if you hand a bank teller a note that's not threating that politely asks for money, and they give it to you and you don't have any weapons, does that count as a robbery? I'm no lawyer, but it seems to me that you might have a case in that regard.

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

JAN 08, 2010 04:03 AM

The Ex-FirstLadies?

Maxx

maxx

Los Angeles, CA
July 2002

JAN 08, 2010 04:03 AM

SergeantPsycho said:
Here's an interesting legal question, if you hand a bank teller a note that's not threating that politely asks for money, and they give it to you and you don't have any weapons, does that count as a robbery? I'm no lawyer, but it seems to me that you might have a case in that regard.


Always wondered this.

Also wondered if I'm allowed to do my banking in a ski mask.

connor_obain

connor_obain

United Kingdom
October 2006

JAN 08, 2010 05:11 AM



The bank was robbed at 3:19 p.m.



Although i may have missed what day the robbery took placed im hoping they got a note to excuse them from school.


lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

JAN 08, 2010 05:38 AM

connor_obain said:


The bank was robbed at 3:19 p.m.



Although i may have missed what day the robbery took placed im hoping they got a note to excuse them from school.




I lived in Symmes Township and went to Jr. High and High School near there. School let out at 2:35 (but this back in the dar ages).

connor_obain

connor_obain

United Kingdom
October 2006

JAN 08, 2010 05:41 AM

lil_tuffy said:

connor_obain said:


The bank was robbed at 3:19 p.m.



Although i may have missed what day the robbery took placed im hoping they got a note to excuse them from school.




I lived in Symmes Township and went to Jr. High and High School near there. School let out at 2:35 (but this back in the dar ages).



It was 4 oclock back in my day......and it seems so long ago "sob"

hor

hor

USA
June 2005

JAN 08, 2010 05:45 AM

SergeantPsycho said:
Here's an interesting legal question, if you hand a bank teller a note that's not threating that politely asks for money, and they give it to you and you don't have any weapons, does that count as a robbery? I'm no lawyer, but it seems to me that you might have a case in that regard.


Is the money coming from your account?

hor

hor

USA
June 2005

JAN 08, 2010 05:48 AM

Maxx said:
Also wondered if I'm allowed to do my banking in a ski mask.


How's the skiing in Los Angeles?

Invisible_Man

Invisible_Man

I'm lost
May 2009

JAN 08, 2010 06:20 AM

SergeantPsycho said:
Here's an interesting legal question, if you hand a bank teller a note that's not threating that politely asks for money, and they give it to you and you don't have any weapons, does that count as a robbery? I'm no lawyer, but it seems to me that you might have a case in that regard.



Whoa! Are you some sort of mega-genius? What a loophole!

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I'm not a lawyer, either, and it probably varies from state to but handing a not e to a bank teller, even without specific intent, is a minimum charge of disorderly conduct.

mingol

mingol

Singapore
July 2005

JAN 08, 2010 06:53 AM

SergeantPsycho said:
Here's an interesting legal question, if you hand a bank teller a note that's not threating that politely asks for money, and they give it to you and you don't have any weapons, does that count as a robbery? I'm no lawyer, but it seems to me that you might have a case in that regard.


I think you're duty-bound to try it out and let us know what happens.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

JAN 08, 2010 07:45 AM

This will look awesome on your university applications.

Hobbies:

2010 - Wrote & Participated in Live Guerrilla Street Theater Performance of my favorite film "Heist."

Received national media attention.

Accuser

Accuser

Scottsdale, AZ
October 2006

JAN 08, 2010 07:45 AM

Maxx said:
Also wondered if I'm allowed to do my banking in a ski mask.



That's easy. No, you're not.

Pip

Pip

Framingham, MA
OLD SKOOL

JAN 08, 2010 07:54 AM

Lemonkid said:
This will look awesome on your university applications.

Hobbies:

2010 - Wrote & Participated in Live Guerrilla Street Theater Performance of my favorite film "Heist."

Received national media attention.



Fucking brilliant!

Toku666

Toku666

Columbus, OH
May 2004

JAN 08, 2010 10:57 AM

anatomist1 said:

Pulling something like this isn't juvenile delinquency or mere crime, it's a message. Perhaps our systems are becoming so dumb that outwitting them is child's play, or maybe children are arising that can out-think us our best strategies with ease. Either way, I think it's fucking awesome!



On what basis do you make your opening conclusion here? It seems like juvenile delinquency to me. Two girls didn't think it would be that big a deal and went and did a crime.

"It's a message?" I hope you don't get too near cliffs out there in CO, because you took a giant flying leap on this one.

sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

JAN 08, 2010 11:09 AM

Katieesq

Katieesq

USA
June 2008

JAN 08, 2010 11:24 AM

I'm sorry, why is this the awesomest thing ever? Was it because they were girls? Young? Because they have up til now evaded arrest? Because it was a bank, and not a convenience store?

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

JAN 08, 2010 11:30 AM

You know what would have been more awesome? If two young girls had FOILED a bank robbery and then evaded thanks. That would be pretty damn awesome.

This kind of sucks.

ARRR!!!

Toku666

Toku666

Columbus, OH
May 2004

JAN 08, 2010 11:36 AM

No, you guys don't understand. It's a message. Our systems is get too dumb.

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

JAN 08, 2010 11:49 AM

Katieesq said:
I'm sorry, why is this the awesomest thing ever? Was it because they were girls? Young? Because they have up til now evaded arrest? Because it was a bank, and not a convenience store?


because it is surprising and new, and some of us choose to enjoy that despite the obvious negative aspects.

Toku666

Toku666

Columbus, OH
May 2004

JAN 08, 2010 11:58 AM

motorfirebox said:

Katieesq said:
I'm sorry, why is this the awesomest thing ever? Was it because they were girls? Young? Because they have up til now evaded arrest? Because it was a bank, and not a convenience store?


because it is surprising and new, and some of us choose to enjoy that despite the obvious negative aspects.



So, anything surprising and new is the awesomest thing ever?

Nothing surprising and new can, itself, be a negative aspect of a situation?

You're being surprisingly inexact for being, well, you.

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

JAN 08, 2010 12:01 PM

shove off. being pedantic and tiresome is my job, and in this economy i won't tolerate scabs trying to steal it.

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