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Sebelius In

Coyotemike

USA

May 2006

APR 28, 2009 04:38 PM

Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius won Senate confirmation Tuesday as the nation's health and human services secretary, thrusting her into the middle of a public health emergency with the swine flu sickening dozens of Americans.

The 65-31 confirmation vote came after Democrats urged quick action so that Sebelius could get to work leading the federal response to the flu outbreak.

Link

Now . . . maybe we can get some things going?

cabaretic

Birmingham, AL

March 2005

APR 28, 2009 06:18 PM

Or maybe stop tilting at windmills about who has or hasn't paid taxes.

MrCrisp

I'm lost

August 2004

APR 28, 2009 06:40 PM

obama created the pig flu just to get sebelius in and get health care reform passed!

Tiger_Fodder

Braintree, MA

June 2007

APR 28, 2009 06:45 PM

MrCrisp said:
obama created the pig flu just to get sebelius in and get health care reform passed!

MrCrisp

I'm lost

August 2004

APR 28, 2009 06:46 PM

Tiger_Fodder said:

MrCrisp said:
obama created the pig flu just to get sebelius in and get health care reform passed!

I WILL NEVER EAT BACON AGAIN!

Otoki

SUICIDEGIRL

Minnesota, USA

APR 29, 2009 11:12 AM

Tiger_Fodder said:

MrCrisp said:
obama created the pig flu just to get sebelius in and get health care reform passed!

I WILL NEVER EAT BACON AGAIN!

Fuck that. I'm never giving up bacon.

MrCrisp

I'm lost

August 2004

APR 29, 2009 11:41 AM

Otoki said:

Tiger_Fodder said:

MrCrisp said:
obama created the pig flu just to get sebelius in and get health care reform passed!

I WILL NEVER EAT BACON AGAIN!

Fuck that. I'm never giving up bacon.

it was nice knowing you.

DannyDMc

Fargo, ND

July 2003

APR 29, 2009 11:51 AM

Otoki said:

Tiger_Fodder said:

MrCrisp said:
obama created the pig flu just to get sebelius in and get health care reform passed!

I WILL NEVER EAT BACON AGAIN!

Fuck that. I'm never giving up bacon.

it was nice knowing you.

WHo in their right mind coudl give up BACON!? Its BACON!

Coyotemike

USA

May 2006

APR 29, 2009 01:15 PM

Tiger_Fodder said:

MrCrisp said:
obama created the pig flu just to get sebelius in and get health care reform passed!

I WILL NEVER EAT BACON AGAIN!

The patriotic thing to do is eat MOAR BACON!!!

Besides, as people panic, the price of pork products will drop. You can eat bacon with every meal . . . and then die.

Otoki

SUICIDEGIRL

Minnesota, USA

APR 29, 2009 01:46 PM

Coyotemike said:

Tiger_Fodder said:

MrCrisp said:
obama created the pig flu just to get sebelius in and get health care reform passed!

I WILL NEVER EAT BACON AGAIN!

The patriotic thing to do is eat MOAR BACON!!!

Besides, as people panic, the price of pork products will drop. You can eat bacon with every meal . . . and then die.

And, because bacon was so cheap, I'll die leaving my loved ones with more money than if I'd had to buy pre-pandemic-priced bacon.

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ

June 2003

APR 29, 2009 02:03 PM

MrCrisp said:
obama created the pig flu just to get sebelius in and get health care reform passed!

I thought it was distract from him trying to take our guns.

bean

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

APR 29, 2009 02:48 PM

Nobody here actually believes swine flu comes from eating pork products, do they? You're all just joking, right? Sorry for my sarcasm-meter being totally broken, but I've seen people I would have expected to understand the basics about this spouting insane nonsense recently. I mean, I think you're just being silly, but I can't quite tell.

NateHevens

Boca Raton, FL

September 2008

APR 29, 2009 02:55 PM

^they're being sarcastic. You can tell just by the wording... namely the whole thing about still eating bacon.

Oh, and I'm not gonna stop eating bacon, either.

VIVA LA BACON!

(While I'm at it, I think I'll go all out and get some ribs, too.)

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ

June 2003

APR 29, 2009 03:02 PM

bean said:
Nobody here actually believes swine flu comes from eating pork products, do they? You're all just joking, right? Sorry for my sarcasm-meter being totally broken, but I've seen people I would have expected to understand the basics about this spouting insane nonsense recently. I mean, I think you're just being silly, but I can't quite tell.

I really hope it is being silly. I mean, the Egyptians don't get it, but I'm pretty sure there aren't that many stupid or gullible people on here.

Coyotemike

USA

May 2006

APR 29, 2009 03:12 PM

bean said:
Nobody here actually believes swine flu comes from eating pork products, do they? You're all just joking, right? Sorry for my sarcasm-meter being totally broken, but I've seen people I would have expected to understand the basics about this spouting insane nonsense recently. I mean, I think you're just being silly, but I can't quite tell.

Pork Futures Drop

Several countries are banning the import of pork, the Egyptians ordered the slaughter of every pig in the country . . . people are ignoring reason.

People on here? We're joking. People out in the world? You decide.

SomethingStupid

North Hollywood, CA

March 2004

APR 29, 2009 03:37 PM

Coyotemike said:

bean said:
Nobody here actually believes swine flu comes from eating pork products, do they? You're all just joking, right? Sorry for my sarcasm-meter being totally broken, but I've seen people I would have expected to understand the basics about this spouting insane nonsense recently. I mean, I think you're just being silly, but I can't quite tell.

Pork Futures Drop

Several countries are banning the import of pork, the Egyptians ordered the slaughter of every pig in the country . . . people are ignoring reason.

People on here? We're joking. People out in the world? You decide.

Christ, I didn't know about Egypt. How many people's livings are going to be killed by that?

Coyotemike

USA

May 2006

APR 29, 2009 03:48 PM

SomethingStupid said:

Coyotemike said:

bean said:
Nobody here actually believes swine flu comes from eating pork products, do they? You're all just joking, right? Sorry for my sarcasm-meter being totally broken, but I've seen people I would have expected to understand the basics about this spouting insane nonsense recently. I mean, I think you're just being silly, but I can't quite tell.

Pork Futures Drop

Several countries are banning the import of pork, the Egyptians ordered the slaughter of every pig in the country . . . people are ignoring reason.

People on here? We're joking. People out in the world? You decide.

Christ, I didn't know about Egypt. How many people's livings are going to be killed by that?

Otoki

SUICIDEGIRL

Minnesota, USA

APR 29, 2009 04:01 PM

bean said:
Nobody here actually believes swine flu comes from eating pork products, do they? You're all just joking, right? Sorry for my sarcasm-meter being totally broken, but I've seen people I would have expected to understand the basics about this spouting insane nonsense recently. I mean, I think you're just being silly, but I can't quite tell.

Of course we're being sarcastic. The world's not THAT sad a place, yet

SomethingStupid

North Hollywood, CA

March 2004

APR 29, 2009 04:15 PM

Coyotemike said:
Egyptian Link

Yeah, I looked it up shortly before I posted that.

bean

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

APR 29, 2009 06:24 PM

Otoki said:

bean said:
Nobody here actually believes swine flu comes from eating pork products, do they? You're all just joking, right? Sorry for my sarcasm-meter being totally broken, but I've seen people I would have expected to understand the basics about this spouting insane nonsense recently. I mean, I think you're just being silly, but I can't quite tell.

Of course we're being sarcastic. The world's not THAT sad a place, yet

That's the problem. The world is (see above).

bean

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

APR 29, 2009 06:25 PM

Anyhow, hooray for Sebelius finally getting confirmed. These stupid holds on every single nomination are retarded.

Coyotemike

USA

May 2006

APR 29, 2009 06:30 PM

bean said:
Anyhow, hooray for Sebelius finally getting confirmed. These stupid holds on every single nomination are retarded.

Absolutely. All the positions should have been filled by the middle of February at the latest. This 100 days of Republican spite has been sickening.