Dick Cheney Finally meets his Match: Boxes!

I can expect that Dick Cheney will now launch a think tank about how to best deal with the "box" problem that is plaguing the world.

I, for one, look forward to seeing Cheney's crotchety mug in a wheelchair.

-TM

well, this totally kills my idea that he was in fact a Robot.

I expect that the wheelchair will have an unfortunately "accident" at Cheney's hands. The wheelchair will then apologize to Cheney.

Hmm...

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-TM

thefreak said:
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-TM

bravo

thefreak said:
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-TM

MEIN FUHRER!!

Cheney moves his own shit? I don't buy it. He threw his back out while sucking the life out of having sex with a hooker or something.

I think the door hit him in the ass on his way out.

It's a very heavy door.

It may or may not also have a huge cock.

Hell no.

I'd give you a cookie for posting this if I could. This just made my day.

This whole thread reminds me of the lost ending to It's A Wonderful Life that SNL did with Dana Carvey as Jimmy Stewart. I'd put up a Youtube clip, but sadly the content is copyright banned. Here's a link to the clip on NBC's site though...
If only Levitz (playing Old Man Potter) had worn glasses. Good stuff!

The comments for this video are great.

That is so perfect. kekekeke

the box was labeled "lies."

So this is what schadenfreude feels like.

Ah, if only...

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mingol said:
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Bahahahaha....

So apparently the motorcade was delayed 3 minutes due to having to wheel Cheney into the limo.

Wonder if he did it just so he wouldn't have to stand up for Obama.

thefreak said:
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-TM

ve must not allow a gap in box moving ability!

Again, that (I love saying that and not this) administration loved imagery. What better image to go out on then an even sicker looking Dick Cheney?

Dead Cheney...?

Maybe he was moving his man-sized safe.

I'm just bumping this for two reasons...One, it's funny, and two, I'm just proud of my little bit of satire.

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-TM

thefreak said:
I'm just bumping this for two reasons...One, it's funny, and two, I'm just proud of my little bit of satire.

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-TM

and to give me a chance to shake my fist at you again, good sir.

Haha, the end of an "error!" Love that! Who would have ever thought a box would do such damage to Cheney? A box?!?! That's what he gets for accidentally shooting his friend!