Bush's Last Speech Ever!

Tune in. Count the bullshitting! Hooray!

Hi, George . . . you're still an asshole.

watching it now......

Who would have guessed that he was going to mention 9/11?

Is he just listing his failures?

Hooray post hoc fallacy!

I keep waiting for him to flip us off

What I would give for a simple "Sorry",

Maybe he'll run off the stage with an evil laugh and shoult "Screw all y'all!"

God, can anyone be more 'everything is about me'?

i fucking hate the smirk he has on his face, it's like he doesn't understand what he is reading

i pay lower income taxes because i am not employed

does anyone remember the decisive measures during the financial collapse?

'I have always acted with the best interests of our country in mind."

Lie.

"I made tough decisions!"

They were wrong, but I made them anyway.

everybody gets liberty whether you want it or NOT!

Did he just call himself evil?

Advance the cause of peace?

Apparently, he's the fucker, the son-of-a-bitch, and the holy fuck you're an asshole.

Sweet! He's pulling the Blagojevich trick! Did he bring someone in a wheelchair?

i was waiting to hear "colored folk"

"See? I know black people!"

And now to catch that jet to the country without any extradition laws.....

Can we please change his title to "Prisoner, Number *******?"

haha, NBC News had ten seconds of commentary ("9/11 yada yada) and went straight from the speech to the Hudson/Plane story.