John Kerry is a smoooooooooth motherfucker.

He knows how to talk to the ladies.

Rachel is now secretly having intern fantasies about Chelsea Clinton.

Bwahaha!
That one guy to the left of Chelsea rose his head when he heard the word Intern, with this look of incredulity on his face.

i wonder if he was intentionally being a prick.

I don't believe Kerry could ever be funny (even groan itnducingly funny) on purpose.

Oh, I'm sorry. You haven't met the most awkward man alive. I'd like you to meet John Kerry.

Yeah, that guy was awesome. His face was like

Chairman's prerogative indeed.

It's great. I keep watching it over and over.

And here I always thought _I_ was the most awkward man alive; thank you, Senator Kerry, for proving me wrong
Ah, good 'ol Kerry; gotta love that man.

I just realized...EPIC /FACEPALM.

I thought that was Al Gore?

they're co-chairs of the awkward board.

john kerry always reminded me of Dr. Carl Hill from Re-animator.

OMG

Gore is not nearly as bad as Kerry, imo.

He's not, but he's at least in the conversation.

For the record, the fact that it was John Kerry saying this gives him a little leeway. Imagine if Barack Obama or John Edwards or (hell) Bill Clinton had made that joke? People would flip their shit, because everyone would know that those folks tend to choose their words carefully.

Kerry? Everyone's like "Yep, that's John Kerry." If it were Biden no one would bat an eyelash.

And the thing is, Kerry has said a number of really articulate things in his time. It's just that, God help him, he seems to have an occasional knack for arranging totally normal, innocuous words in a surprisingly and uniquely unfortunate manner.

I really don't see the big deal about this. I tend to make slip ups like this as well(more often that normal, but eh), it happens, it's not hugely uncommon. The media really needs to do some real work.

It's not a "big deal", it's just really really funny.

Without derailing this too much, I think it's worth noting: I would not mind *at all* if Chelsea Clinton was my, um, "intern."

Odd, I didn't even find it funny.

You realize that under $500 of make-up she's butt ugly right? She is simply not attractive, at all. Only reason why her smile is so dazzling because they have a pricey dentist to keep her teeth pearly white.

^^^ I'm sure you look a hell of a lot better. That's why you hide behind your sharky ball pit avatar.

Well, objectively, your sense of humor is incorrect.

Speaking of senses of humor, do you realize how hilarious the above quote is coming from a guy who pays to be on a porn site where the models invest literally thousands of dollars to modify their bodies in countless ways in order to look attractive? It is (objectively) really, really hilarious.

Personally, I'd loooooove for Chelsea to come over to the house, but then again I likes me some brainy redheads.

You know, you'd think it'd be easy to figure out how to get to my myspace off here, but apparently not so much. Why would I post pics here when you can just go and look on another site? Besides, I'm lazy. Yes, I admit I'm not so much to look at, you'll see in my profile that I admit to being goofy looking. Of course just because I'm goofy looking totally removes my right to express my opinion about how other people look. My bad, I didn't realize the Thought Nazis were around.

myspace.com/grayrains

Wow, thanks for telling me the obvious.

At least some of the girls on this site are natural enough without enhancements. Granted, it is an odd site for me to be on period, with my general disgust at piercings and I'm only luke-warm for tatoos, but what can I say? I do find a certain group of women here attractive.

This is not a porn site by the way. I do pay for a porn site, but this isn't it. That would be BangBros.

Also, about Kerry, I still stand behind about how his comment isn't funny. Lots of people make slip-ups like that. I do it often enough myself. Small surprise that some of are elected officials do that as well. What is so funny about it? Do enlighten me.