George Bush's Variety Show of Armageddon.

Allright, step on up, step on up, no pushing in the back now, there's plenty of Armageddon to go around. Yes that's right, plenty of Armageddon, you're all going to get some.
Welcome to the marvelous mayhem of zealous Christian self-fulfilling prophecies enacted daily on the hour, live and televised for your at home fat ass channel surfing short attention spanned viewing pleasure. It's a side show of violent sensationalism unparralleled in your horrifying mortal realm of existence. Not since Hiroshima or the Holocaust have you been presented with such terrifying indications that man made self destruction is clearly immenent and unavoidable and life as you know will be ending in a bright warm yellow nuclear flash at any given moment of times ever foreward pushing continuum.
I present for your approval, the neverending story of military operations in the middle east. The colorful and big budget special effects driven War in Iraq! We were going to get in, liberate and evacuate in a mere two weeks, but due to popular demand we are back and better than ever. The longest running off-Broadway war in recent history. We've run out of soldiers to fight so for your hungry eyes we are offering for a limited time only the skyrocketing numbers of civilian casualties to appease your sweet tooth! Better than the movies, we've got soldiers lobbing anti-tank shells into crowds of unarmed civilians, who really are unarmed, not to mention unlegged and decapitated after our boys are through! But wait there is more!
Right here in your own country, you've got the wonderful and brilliant erosion of constitutional liberties, with the latest in the Neo-conservative literature, the ever popular US Patriot Act One and coming soon to a theatre near you the US Patriot Act Two! You've got body building female groping steroid injected popular action movie hero Arnold Schwarzenegger governing your favorite Babylonian province of Sunny California! Tell the people of California what they've won Chuck, Why that'd have to be an all expense paid trip to Hell, with one way tickets!
That's right folks, here on the variety show of Armageddon we've got death, genocide, corporate takeover, religious fanaticism, dirty politics, sexual celebrity scandals compliments of our own Micheal Jackson and R. Kelly! We've got Nuclear Weapons in the thousands, we've got budget deficits and tax cuts for the rich, we've got school shootings and gang violence! We've got my personal favorite, the complete and total decimation of our environment, from the carbon dioxide in the air to the arsenic in your tap water to the deforestation of everywhere! The fun never stops!
Why don't all you viewers at home go ahead and write in your own indications that the end of times is upon us, and let us know how you think we're going to kick the bucket when the self-fulfilled armageddon is unleashed upon the masses of the globe like police dogs on peaceful protestors!

sigh...moving to Canada.

We have room in Australia for a little unravled one.

Do you have any room in Australia for me?

and my little dog too?

I was actually looking into moving to Australlia. They have a program there where in, if you are a skilled tradesperson, they will accept you as a citizen, set you up with a job, and even help you out with the move.

To hell with moving. I'll just dig a hole and wait until he blows everything up.

Then when I come up, I can be in charge

Better idea: we, as members of Suicide Girls, can chip in to turn SGHQ into an impervious underground bunker. Then, after everything gets blown up, Missy and the rest of the staff can come up and take over!

Just think...a world ruled by the Suicide Girls!

(I think I have to adjust my fantasy a bit )


[Edited on Dec 01, 2003 by Dante0]

Hell, you can all come! *clears a big space*

Party at my place!

Can we all wear helmets made from fruit?

That kat don look like he gonna share

A Big Fruit Helmet Party. There's more than one lime where that one came from!

*getting excited*

i'm staying. once all the democrats and liberals move away the US will be a better place.

[Edited on Dec 01, 2003 by ava]

they won't stay away long. they'll complain about whomever is in charge over there too...and then they'll miss what they had and come back.

and really...come on. not liking your President is one thing...but using that as a reason to leave the country altogether?

No fruit helmet for you!

hey what about voting the idiot out of office?
are all you suicide girls registered voters? if not you
really should get registered for 2004! and kick his ass out of there!!
after all this is your country too

hey what about voting the idiot out of office?
are all you suicide girls registered voters? if not you
really should get registered for 2004! and kick his ass out of there!!
after all this is your country too

I think this might be a better solution than mass migration.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out......

Now, if only I could get my hands on a space ship...cause you know Canada's just a little to close for me.
And I love the argumentum ad hominum of all the feverish patriotic types. Cause while the doors hitting my 'liberal' ass on the way, you'll be sitting on your couches watching Fox News just in time for martial law to kick in. I'd love to see you all out in streets shouting frenzied choruses of "No! My neighbor is the Commie!"

I'm sorry i got it mixed up...
What i meant to say was,

Don't forget to kiss my ass , on the way out.



dude, you live in Livingston, remember to drop off your silver spoon on the way to your space ship for disaffected brats.

My problem is not with Dubya - he's just a pansy - it's the fact that he looks like the same sock puppet the democrats are pushing - and the next sock puppet for the Republicans - if they are all the same, then we vote one out and put his twin brother in his place - and it paves the way for Jeb in 4 to 8.... (shudders)

[Edited on Dec 02, 2003 by marley386]

There were no promises of fruit hats, then. The stakes have been raised.