dark beer is healthier!

I heard that no beer was even healthier than dark beer.... but that's probably just a rumor.

oh yea.. and juice...

juice is way healthier than dark beer.

As I've said before...real beer is opaque...and now I have medical science to back up my "drink dark beer" argument

I doubt most beer drinkers really give more consideration to their health than simply ordering the diet soda w/ their big mac..
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Of course there are people around who are willing to drink beer for studies, but have you ever tried to set up a clinical trial with human subjects? It's considerably more difficult than getting permission for animal subjects and usually requires evidence of the safeness of the procedure from a previous (e.g. animal) trial. Something tells me you don't really know what you're talking about here.

ANIMAL TESTING FOR ANYTHING THAT CANT/WONT SAVE LIVES IS WRONG. Period.

OMG! Vegans who don't drink soda unite!!!
I don't drink carbonation, stimulants, or caffiene.. YAYYYYY..

It mentioned the dogs had hardening of the arteries - "A similar human problem" - Yes, it is alcohol abuse! - The lovely hoppy, creamy ales are full of nutritious goodness.....Europeans also live longer because of their wine consumption - it helps the heart.....

it's cool.. I smoke crack and do PCP.. cause , well ya know.. , I gotta have some fun sometimes.. and everyone knows CRACK + PCP = FUN!

Ahh.. but do you know how much bacteria is in dark beer? You fucking hypocritical vegans. (just joking.. no, really).

Sheot... I could of told you dark beer is healthier! I've been experiementing with that theory for bloody years now!!! And on top of that, 1 out of 1 of Johnny's livers agree!

This comment actually mildly offended me.. but the humor is not lost, so I won't go into pointless debate. When you say 'most' beer drinkers, you are including the mass population that swills keystone light and (dare I say) PBR, while licking the cheese out of an empty cheetos bag or wiping brat grease on their jeans... but I have known plenty of tea-totallers that treat their bodies like a fairground dumpster as well.

I agree with Lorelei that this was a waste of a money to test on dogs, but it's not like dogs don't like the taste of beer... and i doubt they were applying frat-hazing levels of dark beer on the pooches.

and now for something completely different... did you guys know that the end of nomadic life and the beginning of settled civilization is linked to the fermentation of grains? and what else happened at about the same time? the domestication of the Saluki.. and what does this mean? actually I have no idea..

beer and dogs something something... CASE CLOSED!

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yea.. I'm not saying people who don't drink beer are naturally alot healthier, or practitioners of a a supremely healthy lifestyle.. I was just saying that as a general rule I tend to think that beer drinkers , from my own personal experience, aren't exactly making health their #1 priority.

with that said.. I would like to end with this toothpastefordinner comic, which is completely irrelevant, but still funny.

you're missing the point, we need to test the effects of chocolate on dogs.
that shit is dangerous.

The other day, I said, "I'm having Guinness with dinner tonight. It's health food."

Guess I was right.

This is just anecdotal, but I have always had trouble getting dogs to not drink my beer.

Sure. It increases our knowledge base in an interesting way. It may contibute to something more important down the road.

All three of my dogs love beer, and the bitch's mutt loves Cognac also.

But... I really don't care for a good deal of the animal testing that goes on.