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Holden_Caulfield

Holden_Caulfield

Ann Arbor, MI
April 2004

AUG 15, 2008 09:54 PM

The "Left Behind" series authors say Obama isn't "the one":

John McCain's campaign ad "The One" has generated a lot of buzz regarding the "Left Behind Series." Political commentators are comparing McCain's portrayal of competitor Barack Obama with the blockbuster apocalyptic series' depiction of the antichrist. But even the series authors Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins don't think Obama is the antichrist. What may have been created as a farce has generated a firestorm of controversy on the internet.

LaHaye and Jenkins take a literal interpretation of prophecies found in the Book of Revelation. They believe the antichrist will surface on the world stage at some point, but neither see Obama in that role. "I've gotten a lot of questions the last few weeks asking if Obama is the antichrist," says novelist Jenkins. "I tell everyone that I don't think the antichrist will come out of politics, especially American politics."


Phew! I guess that's good news. But isn't this a little silly?

"I can see by the language he uses why people think he could be the antichrist," adds LaHaye, "but from my reading of scripture, he doesn't meet the criteria. There is no indication in the Bible that the antichrist will be an American."


Perhaps the fact that the United States didn't come into existence until 1,700 years after the Bible was written might have something to do with it. But it's good to know the anti-Christ will come from a country named in the Bible. What are those? Off the top of my head and with some light Googling (it's hard to remember if places like Macedonia and Corinth were countries or provinces in Biblical times), I get Israel, Havilah, Canaan, Eygpt, Judah, Assyria, Babylon, Persia, Greece, Moab, Aram, Roman Empire, and Arabia. Well, since most of those countries no longer exist, the Bible being pretty old and all, it really comes down to what, Israel and Egypt?

Good to know.


http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/8/15/104032/863/307/568190

You know, I was really worried there for a moment. Obama's speeches really had me thinking about the end-times. I almost thought that the apocalypse was upon us.

I will be sleeping much better tonight knowing that Obama is not the Anti-Christ.

I hope that you sleep better knowing that news as well. wink tongue

ARRR!!! Have you posted in the SG Liberal Politics group lately? ARRR!!!

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

AUG 15, 2008 09:57 PM

Anyone who takes the "Left Behind" series seriously needs to be dragged out into the street and beaten to death with some actual literature.

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

AUG 15, 2008 10:00 PM

the Left Behind series needs to be drug out into the street and beaten to death with anything that's handy. sticks, rocks, unattended children, whatever.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

AUG 15, 2008 10:04 PM

Man, the worst customers I ever had were the Left Behinders. They come in, babbling about how these books are works of great literature, so I go over to the display and take a look.

Then I had to fight the urge to rip out my own eyeballs.

It is the authors of the Left Behind pieces of crap that need to be drug out into the streets, etc, etc.

_kungfoo_

_kungfoo_

Los Angeles, CA
April 2005

AUG 15, 2008 10:41 PM

You posted this on the wrong side of the spectrum. wink

GlassHeart

GlassHeart

USA
January 2004

AUG 15, 2008 11:01 PM

Obama isnt the anti-christ, but he is your new bicycle.

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

AUG 15, 2008 11:11 PM

GlassHeart said:
Obama isnt the anti-christ, but he is your new bicycle.


BARACK OBAMA PICKED YOU UP AT THE AIRPORT

GlassHeart

GlassHeart

USA
January 2004

AUG 15, 2008 11:13 PM

BARACK OBAMA MADE YOU A MIXED TAPE.

Elichrusos

Elichrusos

I'm lost
October 2007

AUG 15, 2008 11:58 PM

BARACK OBAMA RELATES TO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING

scylis

scylis

USA
November 2004

AUG 16, 2008 12:10 AM

BARACK OBAMA SPENT AN AFTERNOON SETTING UP YOUR ROUTER.

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

AUG 16, 2008 12:12 AM

edit: MOTORFIREBOX FALES BECAUSE HE IS NOT COOL ON THE INTERNET

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

AUG 16, 2008 04:47 AM

BARACK OBAMA IS ALL THE DAY WITH HIS COCK UP. HE IS THE ONLY ONE?

Elichrusos

Elichrusos

I'm lost
October 2007

AUG 16, 2008 06:24 AM

And now I'm looking for rule 34's interpretation of the good senator. Thank you so much.

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

AUG 16, 2008 06:45 AM

Not really porn, but it is perverted.

Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

AUG 16, 2008 07:44 AM


BARACK OBAMA RIDES A PALE HORSE !

confused

Varuka_Salt

Varuka_Salt

I'm lost
October 2006

AUG 16, 2008 08:58 AM

MCCANEEYZZ....CAN I FIST YOU?

zoom image

GlassHeart

GlassHeart

USA
January 2004

AUG 16, 2008 10:19 AM

motorfirebox said:
edit: MOTORFIREBOX FALES BECAUSE HE IS NOT COOL ON THE INTERNET



http://www.barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

AUG 16, 2008 10:29 AM

GlassHeart said:

motorfirebox said:
edit: MOTORFIREBOX FALES BECAUSE HE IS NOT COOL ON THE INTERNET



http://www.barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com


yarr, i found that after i made my original post.

Pip

Pip

Framingham, MA
OLD SKOOL

AUG 16, 2008 01:51 PM

GlassHeart said:

motorfirebox said:
edit: MOTORFIREBOX FALES BECAUSE HE IS NOT COOL ON THE INTERNET



http://www.barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com



Those are so awesome! They are like PC Tim Tebow-isms or Chuck Niorris-isms.

SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

AUG 16, 2008 03:52 PM

What a great thread smile

SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

AUG 16, 2008 03:54 PM

Also, it seems to be a good year for people named Usain... Fucking astounding.

mingol

mingol

Singapore
July 2005

AUG 16, 2008 05:29 PM

He's not the anti-Christ? Shit. He's just lost my vote.

fountainofdreams

fountainofdreams

Batavia, IL
January 2005

AUG 17, 2008 01:17 PM

Shiny_metal_ass said:
MCCANEEYZZ....CAN I FIST YOU?

zoom image



What the hell? Why does McCain look like he's ducking? Is the man constantly having flashbacks?

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

AUG 17, 2008 02:19 PM

fountainofdreams said:

Shiny_metal_ass said:
MCCANEEYZZ....CAN I FIST YOU?

zoom image



What the hell? Why does McCain look like he's ducking? Is the man constantly having flashbacks?


dude, he was at this party, and like this huge black guy came up, and like McCain's not racist or anything, but the guy was kinda scary, y'know?

UpTight

UpTight

I'm lost
December 2003

AUG 19, 2008 04:42 AM

Obama is not the anti-Christ.

The true anti-Christ would be proud of his position on killing babies - he wouldn't lie about it (like Barack Hussein Obama did).

Mind you lying to an entire nation is a pretty demonic thing to do, so I guess the anti-Christ might be tempted. If so, I can't imagine him trying to weedle out when caught - like Barack Hussein Obama did when he was caught lying.

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