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TAFKASP

TAFKASP

Oakland, CA
June 2003

JUN 27, 2008 12:09 AM

Post in here, whatever random news stories you find, that don't necessarily merit having their own threads. Funny, sad, serious, thought-provoking, lighthearted, whatever. Just do it.

I came across this one today, which made me snicker:
Inmate leaves toilet paper rose after jail escape

Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

JUN 27, 2008 10:20 AM

Will Smith wants to play Obama if there's ever a movie about him... because of their similar ears.

"It's all right here," Smith joked as he pointed to his ears. "That's the key. That's the key. America loves ears, you know? Mickey Mouse started it; Goofy and Dumbo followed behind. And America just loves ears."

Earlier this year, Obama said he and Smith had discussed the possibility.

"Will and I have talked about this because he has the ears!" Obama said at an MTV/MySpace Presidential forum in February.

scylis

scylis

USA
November 2004

JUN 27, 2008 10:33 AM

famous cast member of Sesame Street and sometimes glutton Cookie Monster has reportedly been involved in the disappearance of Steven Colbert's Peabody Award. LINK

whether or not this has anything to do with Cookie Monster's recent incarceration and the following interrogation by SG Ember is not known at this time, along with the legality of the interrogation itself.

scylis would consider the above interrogation legal if it were him being interrogated. at the very least, he would not press charges.

jayenh

jayenh

Fairbanks, AK
March 2004

JUN 27, 2008 10:42 AM

Odd, I was just thinking that Obama would have been a better choice to play James West.

Well, not really. That was just some random shit that came into my head.

Shalome said:
Will Smith wants to play Obama if there's ever a movie about him... because of their similar ears.

"It's all right here," Smith joked as he pointed to his ears. "That's the key. That's the key. America loves ears, you know? Mickey Mouse started it; Goofy and Dumbo followed behind. And America just loves ears."

Earlier this year, Obama said he and Smith had discussed the possibility.

"Will and I have talked about this because he has the ears!" Obama said at an MTV/MySpace Presidential forum in February.



turin

turin

Denver, CO
October 2003

JUN 27, 2008 10:43 AM

jayenh said:
Odd, I was just thinking that Obama would have been a better choice to play James West.



it's so true!

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

JUN 27, 2008 10:45 AM

scylis said:
famous cast member of Sesame Street and sometimes glutton Cookie Monster has reportedly been involved in the disappearance of Steven Colbert's Peabody Award. LINK

whether or not this has anything to do with Cookie Monster's recent incarceration and the following interrogation by SG Ember is not known at this time, along with the legality of the interrogation itself.

scylis would consider the above interrogation legal if it were him being interrogated. at the very least, he would not press charges.



I would press something, alright.

Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

JUN 27, 2008 11:41 AM


If you happen to be a calcium deficient pirate, the Pirate Wellness Center is offering a free osteoporosis educational presentation and screening.

Women (pirates) will discover how to identify risk factors for developing osteoporosis and lifestyle changes that will protect against this disease. Each participant will receive a bone density exam. Admission is free.



Keysnews.com

TAFKASP

TAFKASP

Oakland, CA
June 2003

JUN 27, 2008 11:45 AM

arrr, scurvy, arrr. biggrin

ARRR!!!

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

JUN 27, 2008 11:46 AM

SuicidePuppies said:
arrr, scurvy, arrr. biggrin

ARRR!!!



Matey, that be Vitamin C deficiency.

TAFKASP

TAFKASP

Oakland, CA
June 2003

JUN 27, 2008 11:51 AM

arrr, i suck, arrr

Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

JUN 27, 2008 12:02 PM

SuicidePuppies said:
arrr, i suck, arrr



Arrr !

Walk the plank yar scury dog ! Arrr ARRR!!!

tongue

scylis

scylis

USA
November 2004

JUN 27, 2008 12:47 PM

arr... and i totally misspelled Stephen Colbert's first name. i do blame thoughts of booty connected to me post, arr...

arr... more like that i wish be connected to me post, if'n ye catch me drift, arr!

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

JUN 27, 2008 12:51 PM

Chainlink said:

SuicidePuppies said:
arrr, i suck, arrr



Arrr !

Walk the plank yar scury dog ! Arrr ARRR!!!

tongue



Arr ye slimy curs be kinky!

Thread hijack! This be a thread about Pirates, yo-ho!

TAFKASP

TAFKASP

Oakland, CA
June 2003

JUN 27, 2008 12:58 PM

Wodanaz said:
Thread hijack! This be a thread about Pirates, yo-ho!



ok. enough pirate talk from me.

let's get back on track before this thread is relegated to Silliness.

Internet overhaul wins approval


A complete overhaul of the way in which people navigate the internet has been given the go-ahead in Paris.

The net's regulator, Icann, voted unanimously to relax the strict rules on so-called "top-level" domain names, such as .com or .uk.

The decision means that companies could turn brands into web addresses, while individuals could use their names.



i'm registering SuicidePuppies.pirate wink

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

that was the last one, i swear.

scylis

scylis

USA
November 2004

JUN 27, 2008 01:02 PM

yarr... WHAT THE FLYING FUCK AND HORRID CREATURES THAT BE SCUTTLING 'ROUND DAVY JONES' LOCKER BE THIS?!?

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

JUN 27, 2008 01:05 PM

scylis said:
yarr... WHAT THE FLYING FUCK AND HORRID CREATURES THAT BE SCUTTLING 'ROUND DAVY JONES' LOCKER BE THIS?!?



That be the Hammurhabean Code, sir. It's the harshest sentence from the saracen lands.

silversoul7

silversoul7

Portland, OR
January 2008

JUN 27, 2008 01:08 PM

This just in: Boris Yeltsin is still dead.

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

JUN 27, 2008 01:10 PM

and John McCain is a tough guy!

First, he's portraying his rival, Sen. Barack Obama, as a typical politician -- despite all that talk from the Illinois Democrat about change and his ability to reach across the aisle.


Arrr.

MessyJesse

MessyJesse

Roanoke, VA
February 2008

JUN 27, 2008 01:10 PM

Single Mom Selling Bed, Bath, and [possibly] Beyond



She's tried night clubs and online dating sites, but now a 42-year-old single mother is looking for love where everyone else's heart is breaking-the real estate market.

After a year of trying to sell her four-bedroom home and eight years of singledom, Deven Trabosh is offering her South Florida home and a shot at marrying her on the Internet.



AP Story on Florida woman trying to sell house with allure of hot momination

Varuka_Salt

Varuka_Salt

I'm lost
October 2006

JUL 04, 2008 10:53 AM

BBQ sauce, the new urban cammo.

Colinism

Colinism

Atlanta, GA
July 2005

JUL 04, 2008 10:58 AM

Wodanaz said:

scylis said:
famous cast member of Sesame Street and sometimes glutton Cookie Monster has reportedly been involved in the disappearance of Steven Colbert's Peabody Award. LINK

whether or not this has anything to do with Cookie Monster's recent incarceration and the following interrogation by SG Ember is not known at this time, along with the legality of the interrogation itself.

scylis would consider the above interrogation legal if it were him being interrogated. at the very least, he would not press charges.



I would press something, alright.



The on button on the vacume cleaner most likely.

FellOnEarth

FellOnEarth

Temecula, CA
April 2006

JUL 04, 2008 03:30 PM


Watermelons can help improve your sex life?

According to a recent AP article, Scientists: Watermelon yields Viagra-like effects

A slice of cool, fresh watermelon is a juicy way to top off a Fourth of July cookout and one that researchers say has effects similar to Viagra -- but don't necessarily expect it to keep the fireworks going all night long.

Watermelons contain an ingredient called citrulline that can trigger production of a compound that helps relax the body's blood vessels, similar to what happens when a man takes Viagra, said scientists in Texas, one of the nation's top producers of the seedless variety.

I guess cucumbers and cantaloupes also contain citrulline, but not as much as walnut seedlings...

mingol

mingol

Singapore
July 2005

JUL 11, 2008 07:33 AM

Fans of popular Indian actress Namitha have built a temple to venerate her.

Chennai, July 10 (IANS): A temple dedicated to popular south Indian actress Namitha is being built in Tamil Nadu's Tirunelveli district and she is "thrilled and scared."

"I am both thrilled and scared because I find a temple built in honour of a living person - especially me - a little difficult to come to terms with," said Namitha, who gave hits like Engal Anna and Arjuna Arjuna in Tamil.

"The initial works are completed. Soon, the stone icon of Namitha will be installed and consecration done," said S. Selvam, secretary of her fan club.

Born May 10, 1981 as Namitha Kapoor in Surat in Gujarat, the actress has appeared in 35 movies in Tamil, Telugu and Kannada. She also featured in an English film, Maya.

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

JUL 11, 2008 07:41 AM

mingol said:
Fans of popular Indian actress Namitha have built a temple to venerate her.

Chennai, July 10 (IANS): A temple dedicated to popular south Indian actress Namitha is being built in Tamil Nadu's Tirunelveli district and she is "thrilled and scared."

"I am both thrilled and scared because I find a temple built in honour of a living person - especially me - a little difficult to come to terms with," said Namitha, who gave hits like Engal Anna and Arjuna Arjuna in Tamil.

"The initial works are completed. Soon, the stone icon of Namitha will be installed and consecration done," said S. Selvam, secretary of her fan club.

Born May 10, 1981 as Namitha Kapoor in Surat in Gujarat, the actress has appeared in 35 movies in Tamil, Telugu and Kannada. She also featured in an English film, Maya.



Omg pics, plz!

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