happy "protection from pornography" week

WHAT DOES THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY HAVE TO DO WITH CHILD PORNOGRAPHY?! DON'T WE HAVE AN FBI ANYMORE? DID AL QAEDA GO INTO THE KIDDIE PORN RACKET??! IS MY CAPS LOCK BROKEN?! AAHH!

"I call upon... the people of the United States to observe this week with appropriate programs and activities."

Is anyone else thinking "Amateur Porn Convention"?

please people. for this week, do not come into contact with me, or speak to me or speak of me. i will be too busy protecting kids from the cock.


not that this is related.
"Even greater irony lays in the fact that Titan Media is using the…subpoenas to assist in removing adult material from P2P networks where children can easily view it, while the Republican Senator is trying to protect those who distribute adult materials on the networks. It appears that Senator Brownback's disdain for homosexuals outweighs his desire to protect children from adult materials."

[Edited on Oct 29, 2003 by sixsixty]

I'm down with the idea. Child porn is BAD! But Homeland Security?

This is how it starts in "Handmaiden's Tale". Spooky.

I love how they try to act like GW wrote that crap.... That fool can't even spell his own god damn name, let alone write something half as articulate as that.

i think in celebration to this wonderful holiday, SG should replace all instances of pornography with the great american flag. thank you.

Very nice, sixsixty.

i'm just trying to do my part.

but speaking of all this protection...what the hell? where is MY protection. fuck these kids, the real person who needs protection from porn is ME. i am the one that has to look at cumshot after cumshot of man on man sex ALL DAY LONG!!!! i don't see george W. bush lifting a finger to help me. it's all a scam.

well no..now that i think about it, he is trying his best to remove homosexuality from this world, and in turn i would lose my job. so yeah.

[Edited on Oct 29, 2003 by sixsixty]

why don't they call it CHILD Protection from Pornography Week?

Uh...I don't think I need any protection.

-do we need to have "the talk"?

damn
why wont it show my picture?

Anyway

http://www.viceland.com/issues_uk/v1n8/htdocs/wake/1.jpg

fucking double post

*sorry*



[Edited on Oct 29, 2003 by selenakyle]

Alright. To do my part aginst child Pornography, I am only watching porno's with elderly citizens in them.

Macsweatintotheoldies

Would national 'mail your honeymoon pictures to G.W. Bush' week be an appropraite response to this rubbish?

I salute you!!

I’m so glad our fearless administrators have the free time to fight the spread of filthy smut. It gives me comfort to know that terrorism, the environment, Social Security shortfalls, crime, and a stagnating economy, are all so under control, the president can finally deal with the stuff that really matters. Like making sure I never know what a vagina looks like.

With the power vested in me I hereby delcare this "PROTECT PORNOGRAPHY FROM GEORGE W. BUSH WEEK."

Hee Hee - Senator BROWNBACK! That's funny!

Yeah, Googuse, its almost as funny as "Senator Santorum". (But only if you read Savage Love.)

Every week is Protection from Pornography week in my world. Every time I feel like murdering someone, I jerk off to explicit pictures of people fucking. You are, therefore, receiving protection from pornography.

It would be cool if Protection from Pornography week protected me from having to pay late fees on the porn I have yet to return to the video store.

hey everyone, maybe we should go out and have some Vatican-approved condom-less sex instead of utilizing porn this week...