Clinton tells the NYT she will end her campaign friday

FearTheReaper said:
I don't mean to rain on her failure or anything, but WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

FRIDAY?!?!

"I lost - but not for a couple of days."

This woman is a fucking moron. She lost. It's called math. Why wait a day? Why wait an hour? She's a fucking lunatic.

She's Still Here!
By MAUREEN DOWD
He thought a little thing like winning would stop her?

Oh, Bambi.

Whoever said that after denial comes acceptance hadn't met the Clintons.

If Hillary could not have an acceptance speech, she wasn't going to have acceptance.

"It's never going to end," sighed one Democrat who has been advising Hillary. "We're just moving to a new phase."

Washingtonians may have noticed slightly after 3 p.m. a darkening of the skies to almost pitch-black, followed by rain, lightning, hail, and tornadoes. According to the Washington Post, "On Capitol Hill, a congressional hearing was suspended and everyone was urged to stay clear of the windows." Wonkette has confirmed with Jesus that he sent these tornadoes to Capitol Hill at the request of Hillary Clinton, with whom he has been having a tasteless affair. The tornadoes were designed to destroy the Capitol building when Obama was distracted and beating up Joe Lieberman. Jesus had a rare moment of compassion, however, and diverted the storm at the last minute so that it only destroyed the Dirksen office building. Hillary was so saddened that she ate Jesus, but then she brightened when she remembered that there are still 26 days left in June.

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton is moving to suspend her campaign and endorse Senator Barack Obama on Friday after Democratic members of Congress urged her Wednesday to leave the race and allow the party to coalesce around Mr. Obama, according to a senior adviser to Mrs. Clinton.

Mrs. Clinton is likely to make the announcement in New York City, an aide said, though no final venue has been chosen.

Her decision came after a day of telephone conversations with supporters on Capitol Hill about what she should do now that Mr. Obama had claimed enough delegates to be able to clinch the nomination. Mrs. Clinton had initially said she wanted to wait before making any decision, but her aides said that in conversations, some of her closest supporters said it was urgent that she step aside.

LostLucy said:
Nothing has made me happier in a long time than the teeny face photo and the "thank you Hilary"

LostLucy said:
Nothing has made me happier in a long time than the teeny face photo and the "thank you Hilary"

bald_eagle said:

Was that red star meant as an asterisk?

LostLucy said:

I guess they are appealing to her Narcissism with

YOU are a STAR!

FearTheReaper said:
She just said it has been moved to Saturday.

Amazing.

BlastProcessing said:

I know.

To what end?

Cash said:
Jesus fucking Christ, woman......you are sick...and it's sad. You can't even lose with grace & dignity. It's pathetic. You can't even simply end it & walk away...you have to stick your fingers in your ears...and sing "la-la-la-it's-not-over-la-la-la.....".

Sorry...that was my open letter to Hillary "Major fucking control freak" Clinton.

I just read that she's considering "suspending" her campaign instead of terminating it...thereby not releasing her delegates in order to keep herself in the spotlight...however dim the light is at that point.

Dude....you lost...go back to your day job.

Cash said:
Jesus fucking Christ, woman......you are sick...and it's sad. You can't even lose with grace & dignity. It's pathetic. You can't even simply end it & walk away...you have to stick your fingers in your ears...and sing "la-la-la-it's-not-over-la-la-la.....".

Sorry...that was my open letter to Hillary "Major fucking control freak" Clinton.

I just read that she's considering "suspending" her campaign instead of terminating it...thereby not releasing her delegates in order to keep herself in the spotlight...however dim the light is at that point.

Dude....you lost...go back to your day job.

FearTheReaper said:
I don't mean to rain on her failure or anything, but WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

FRIDAY?!?!

"I lost - but not for a couple of days."

This woman is a fucking moron. She lost. It's called math. Why wait a day? Why wait an hour? She's a fucking lunatic.

bald_eagle said:

Was that red star meant as an asterisk?