A South Jersey police officer, in jail after being accused of molesting three children, was charged yesterday with four counts of animal cruelty for having sex with barnyard animals, authorities said.

Patrolman Robert Melia, 38, was suspended last week by the Moorestown Police department after authorities raided his Moorestown home and seized a computer and pornographic materials.

The animal cruelty charges were filed after an examination of the seized materials, authorities said.

An investigation is continuing. Police said they were investigating four incidents involving cows.

From Philly.com

I think this guy has hit the prison rape trifecta.

Good luck with that, Bob!

Coyotemike

USA

May 2006

APR 23, 2008 12:25 PM

Gotta love the trailer-park-stache

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA

January 2006

APR 23, 2008 12:25 PM

richkale

Collingswood, NJ

September 2007

APR 23, 2008 12:40 PM

Hmmm. Have I ever been pulled over by this man? Prossibly.

Wren

SUICIDEGIRL

Minnesota, USA

APR 23, 2008 12:41 PM

richkale said:
Hmmm. Have I ever been pulled over by this man? Prossibly.

Did he smell like beef?

richkale

Collingswood, NJ

September 2007

APR 23, 2008 12:46 PM

Wren said:

richkale said:
Hmmm. Have I ever been pulled over by this man? Prossibly.

Did he smell like beef?

No, bacon.

MrCrisp

I'm lost

August 2004

APR 23, 2008 12:48 PM

coyotemike said:
Gotta love the trailer-park-stache

the kiddy-fiddler was a dead giveaway for the molestation, but there was nothing to warn authorities that patrolman melia was giving the beef to bovine.

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

APR 23, 2008 12:50 PM

So, now it's wrong to party?

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ

June 2003

APR 23, 2008 12:51 PM

FearTheReaper said:
So, now it's wrong to party?

No, you just have to leave the kids at home.

NathanialBlood

United Kingdom

August 2006

APR 23, 2008 12:53 PM

Wow and he is in the police no wonder American's have issues with the police

Mr_Matt_

Pompano Beach, FL

July 2005

APR 23, 2008 01:29 PM

You wouldn't know it by looking at him, but there's a guy who lives an exciting life.

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

APR 23, 2008 01:31 PM

Someone should have gotten him a little birthday present...

-TM

OneWithAll

Charlton City, MA

October 2005

APR 23, 2008 01:46 PM

i can say moo

Mark_plus_Beer

United Kingdom

August 2005

APR 23, 2008 01:48 PM

oooh they're going to just love him in jail

Mythos_

Germany

March 2008

APR 23, 2008 02:20 PM

Well, by now he has not been issued with a final sentence, has he?

I mean now, his face, name and city were posted in the internet with the comment, that he has ... probably ... aggravated sexual assault against young girls and animals.
The public preasure should probably make the jury sentence him guilty no matter what facts turn out to be. And he should be lucky, if he is sentenced guilty, at least a number of people will say "He got his punishment" and a lot less people will come and give him additional punishment.

hk85

Guerneville, CA

October 2007

APR 23, 2008 02:50 PM

Can he write a bogus traffic ticket? They'd probably hire him here in two shakes of a lambs tail...

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY

November 2003

APR 23, 2008 03:30 PM

It's funny how people who turn out to hump dead people or bugger livestock look like people who would do those things.
I'm pretty sure if this were a "guess what crime this man committed" thread, with just the picture, I could have guessed cow fucking.

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

APR 23, 2008 03:52 PM

hookipa said:
Can he write a bogus traffic ticket? They'd probably hire him here in two shakes of a lambs tail...

*rimshot*

-TM

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA

January 2006

APR 23, 2008 04:08 PM

thefreak said:
Someone should have gotten him a little birthday present...

-TM

Be my girl, Sally.

ckdexterhaven

USA

December 2005

APR 23, 2008 04:48 PM

Stupid white people.

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.

June 2004

APR 23, 2008 04:48 PM

I just knew ckdex would post in here.

ckdexterhaven

USA

December 2005

APR 23, 2008 04:54 PM

Crisco_Pig said:
I just knew ckdex would post in here.

Crisco Pig? Kinky!

SockPuppet

I'm lost

July 2006

APR 23, 2008 05:16 PM

Mythos370560 said:
Well, by now he has not been issued with a final sentence, has he?

I mean now, his face, name and city were posted in the internet with the comment, that he has ... probably ... aggravated sexual assault against young girls and animals.
The public preasure should probably make the jury sentence him guilty no matter what facts turn out to be. <snip>

IIUYC: yes, exactly. He's completely doomed, whether he's guilty or not. No "innocent till proven guilty" there; his life has been destroyed, and he'll be lucky if that's as far as it goes.

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA

January 2006

APR 23, 2008 05:17 PM

ckdexterhaven said:
Kinky!

PRockGirlScout

Portland, OR

October 2005

APR 24, 2008 01:55 AM

thefreak said:
Someone should have gotten him a little birthday present...

-TM

That apostrophe is annoying the fuck out of me.

Also,

"Perfect For:
A Perverted pool pet
Bachelor/Bachelorette Parties
Cousin Grandpa"

What?

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